Disclaimer: The Characters from Kung Fu: TLC are not mine...I'm only borrowing them.

Phone Conversation

Peter, Kermit, Cain, Captain Sims, and Mary-Margret were at Peter's place having some fun dancing and talking. Then all of a sudden the phone rang. Peter stopped dancing and glared at the phone accusingly. He walked over to the phone and picked up the receiver.

"Hello?" Peter asked into the phone.

"Hello, I would like a number 1 combo with a diet coke," said a female voice on the other line and she hung up.

"Who was that, my son?" Cain asked.

"No one, Pop, just a prank caller," Peter answered.

Cain clenched his teeth and gripped Peter's shirt, "Do not call me that."

"Sorry, P…father." They enjoyed the rest of the party. Every once in a while the phone would ring, Peter would answer the phone, the same voice would ask for a number 1 and a diet coke, and then hang up.

The party ended at midnight. Now Peter was alone sitting on his couch watching TV. Then the phone rang. Peter took a deep breath to calm down and answered the phone deciding on different strategies.

"Hello, McDonalds, Trever speaking how may I help you?" Peter asked.

"Yes, I would like a number 1 and a diet coke," answered the same female voice.

"Okay, that will be $5.75 move up to the first window please," Peter said, "and by the way what's your name?"

"Tiffany Parker."

"Tiffany, how old are you?"

"I'm 16. How old are you, Trever?"

"The funny thing is, Miss Parker, my name isn't Trever, and I'm a 34-year-old police officer. My name is Detective Peter Cain."

"I…I'm so sorry sir."

"Its okay kid, just don't let it happen again."

"Yes, sir."

"Okay, I better let you go, I do have work tomorrow."

"Okay, goodnight, Detective Cain."

"Goodnight, Miss. Parker." They hung up their phones. Peter smiled stood up from his seated position on the couch and went to his bedroom to go to bed with a smile on his face. This was a good day.

The End