(All sung to the Pinky and the Brain theme)
Janto smex
Ianto was having fun
He kind of lost his bun
And what happened next
Involved a lot of bum
Jack entered first
They got over the worst
And the moral of the hex
Is the thought of lots of smex!
Gwen's holiday
Gwen went on holiday
It was somewhere far away
She had nowhere to stay
Except with Jack
Who's gay!
Owen went in the pool
He then fell off a stool
He thought it rather cool
Until he saw a duck
And he thought oh f--
That really kind of sucks!
Tosh was being posh
She ate up all her nosh
And then she went to bed
With a sore head
She'd stayed up all night
Playing Assassin's Creed
Her duck she forgot to feed
Which she really didn't need
Ianto spent the day
Trying to fly away
He then thought long and hard
And lost his rail card
Oh what a big shame
He called Jack's name
Jack came running
It was an opportunity for bumming
He grabbed his Welsh lover
His fingers began to hover
But Ianto then frowned
His card was on the ground
Suddenly the Doctor appeared
He liked his fish speared
His TARDIS was broke
The poor, poor bloke
He went to find Jack
Who was scratching his back
He cried out in pain
There was a monkey on his brain
Rose entered the room
With a big boom
And a caveman as her groom
She kissed Orland Bloom.
She ate a lot of fruit
And then looked at her boots
She really couldn't complain
She'd peed herself in vain
Martha looked around
No TARDIS could be found.
She looked quite confused,
Her face was not amused.
She cooked up quite a storm
The doctor had transformed
Jack and Ianto winked
The camera's on the blink
The master
Got there faster
He grabbed the doctor's blasters
Ianto had a spazz
And Jack was doing Jazz
The master said hello
And ate lots of jello
Gwen was quite amused
But her virtue had been abused
A day at School
Loza had a fart
Chloe played a part
Alice likes pencils
Ryan played with his utensils
Lucy was scared
She hadn't come prepared
And Laura had a monkey
It was quite funky