Well this was deleted due to the title...and I forgot to re-do it. So here it is for the few, few, fans!
I had cake today. It was good and I was still eating it.
But then Mori told me something shocking.
Oh so shocking.
"Hunny that's a pink cardboard box you're eating."
"SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH!"
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Then I told Tamaki he was fat.
He's HUGE.
Huger than Haruhi's boobs!
"Hunny! H0w d4r3 j00 c4ll m3 ph47!!!!one!!!eleven!!"
"Shut up fatty fat french-man!"
That's his new nickname now.
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Haruhi was so smexy today.
Makes me want to rape her 217 times.
"Hunny, we can hear what you're saying..."
Damn you Kyouya!
Betta start working on how to keep my thoughts...thoughts-y
Nekozawa is a silly emo pimp
"No I'm not!"
"How'd you get in here?!!?!"
"The door."
Nekozawa is a silly emo pimp that knows how to use a door.
A
MAZ
ING
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Hikaru and Kaoru tried to explain to me why sex was wrong today.
"It's because you're having sex without us."
"I...I think I understand now!"
Ever wondered why girls come to the club?
Cuz they so fugly they pay us sexy pplz to tell them they're hot.
When they're not.
Oh yeah.
I'm hot cause I fly
You ain't cause you not
This is why this is why this is why I'm hot
(breaks into song)
Damn fugly bitchez.
"Hunny you know that's rude to the paying customers and it's inappropriate."
"YOUR FACE is inappropriate Kyouya!"
"(angst)"
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Know what pisses me off?
When I go to and see only 20 or so fics with me and Haruhi.
And 243239487239334.43 of me and Mori.
What.
The.
Fugnugget.
Sure Mori is one sexy beast.
But Haruhi is teh smexy-iest one in the group!
I wanna be paired with teh smexy-iest one in the group!
Where's the love for HunnyxHaruhi? Or HanixHaru? Or PurplePicklexFlamingo?
Except PurplePickle hates Flamingo's guts.
I can see they won't be a couple. EVVVer.
Haha see how my name's first in every pairing? HunnyxMori HunnyxTamaki HunnyxNekozawa HunnyxHaruhi HunnyxRenge
Hold up.
HunnyxRenge!?!?!?!!?!
...Damn...sounds hot.
"Not really..."
"SHUT UP HIKARU!"
"But I'm Kaoru..."
"...Bitch! (runs)"
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School started. And lazy bum authoress has NO TIME whatsoever to finish her journals yet can type up fanfiction.
IRONIC.
School brainwshes people.
They force you to...do bad stuff...
Like...
THINK.
LEARN.
WRITE.
How terrible!
"School is for your education!"
"Shut up Haruhi!"
"(offended)"
She was so offended, I had to say her boobs were big to make her feel better.
But they were.
Never learned how she keeps them all flat in the anime/manga.
Every crossdresser has her secret...
Moral of this chapter : Don't eat pink cardboard boxes. They're not cake!!!
Brought back from the dead, it's the inside the mind of hunny! hope you all like it back!