Tsubasa belongs to CLAMP not me
Rating: T just to be safe
Couples: KuroFai
Comments before fanfic: This is an oneshot just because of boredom. This fanfic is just a bunch of really short chapters xD After this, I may not write anything for awhile so, enjoy!
I Don't Love Him!
Kurogane was sitting down in his chair being bugged by a certain blond mage. This time, however, he was going to far, Fai was finally crossing the line.
"Kuro-grumpy, help me!"
"NO! Leave me alone!"
"It won't be hard, Kuro-sweet." said Fai, "I just need someone to help me bake!"
"Get Sakura." he grunted.
"But she's tired!" Fai complained, "PLEASE! Come on, Kuro-cake!"
The nicknames just got weirder and weirder and Kurogane just got madder and madder. "I won't do it! I'm a warrior not a cook!" he shouted.
Fai resorted to a cheap tactic to get the ninja to help...giving him a pathetic look.
"That won't work!" said Kurogane looking away angrily.
"Please..." said Fai, "Kuro-brownie."
That nickname sent him over the edge, "YOU BASTARD!"
Kurogane got up from his chair and pushed Fai into a wall. He pinned him to the wall and put his face close to Fai's so, that their eyes met. Kurogane saw pure fear in Fai's eyes while Fai saw pure hatred and anger in Kurogane's.
Fai gulped and thought, 'If Ashura doesn't kill me, he will...'
Kurogane whispered something in Fai's ear, "You are gonna die."
A voice came from behind them, "Kurogane, I'm ready for train...Oh."
Kurogane turned his head to see a blushing Syaoran. 'Why is his face red?' thought Kurogane, 'There shouldn't be a reason for...Oh Shit.'
Kurogane realized how odd this position looked...Kurogane pinning Fai to a wall, their faces only a inch away from each other. If you didn't have a clue what was going on you would probably think...
"S-sorry!" stammered Syaoran turning around, "I didn't mean to interrupt! I didn't know you were both...together."
Fai started to laugh so hard, he looked as if he couldn't breath. Kurogane on the other hand, was turning a bright red. He released Fai and began to try and explain, "It's not what it looks like! I was gonna kill him not kiss him! I don't love the mage, at all!"
"Y-yes sir!" Syaoran replied with a hint of doubt in his voice.
"I'm not lying!" shouted Kurogane.
"I know! Now excuse me, I have to...uhhhh check on Sakura." Syaoran left as fast as he could after he finished the sentence.
Fai stopped laughing for a moment to say one sentence, "That was fun...right, Kuro-lover."
Kurogane glared at him with all his might...
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"You know, I wasn't really going to kiss him...Raise your sword a bit."
"Of course, Kurogane. Yes, Kurogane." said Syaoran still having doubt in his voice.
"You still don't believe me." said Kurogane as calmly as he possibly could, "I'm dead serious, I wasn't...Higher."
Syaoran raised his sword a bit more and finally said something honest, "I'm sorry, Kurogane but you did look like you were going to kiss him..."
"NEVER! I would never do that!!! Other than what you saw, why do you think were together?!?...HIGHER!" shouted Kurogane.
He did what he was told, "W-well...Honestly...Fai does flirt with you a LOT."
Kurogane thought about it and sadly, it was true. "That bastard..." he muttered.
"See." said Syaoran, "Even you get it."
The ninja put his palm on his forehead and didn't look at Syaoran, he just guessed what was wrong with student's sword, "But if I say it's not true, it's not true...Higher."
"Sorry..."
"You're a fool...Higher."
"Um Kurogane...?"
"WHAT?!?" he shouted, "If this is a question about my relationship with Fai, I'm gonna kill you!"
"No... It's just...I can't get my sword any higher."
Kurogane looked up and saw Syaoran on the tips of his toes holding the sword as high as he could.
He sighed, "You're done for the day."
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Kurogane was leaning against the wall, avoiding the mage at all costs.
'I don't love the mage. Syaoran is just a fool...'
Kurogane thought those kind of thoughts until Sakura came over to him.
"Kurogane...I just talked to Syaoran and..."
The ninja rolled his eyes, "Oh crap..."
Sakura face became serious, "Unlike Syaoran, I'm a little more open minded so...Please tell me the truth. Are you with Fai?"
"NO! NEVER! Not in a billion years!!"
"Please don't lie to me." said Sakura, "I won't judge you...I promise."
"Look, I've never kissed him...Hell, I've never even had my first kiss!"
She raised an eyebrow, "You sure?"
Kurogane nodded rapidly, "Yes! It was a misunderstanding!"
The princess smiled, "Good. I'll tell-"
At the same moment, Fai skipped out of the kitchen and put his arms around Kurogane's waist and hugged him. "Thanks, for the brownie recipe! It's really good, Kuro-cutie!"
Fai let go and skipped back in the kitchen. Kurogane blushed and turned to Sakura, "Look, I didn't-"
Sakura turned around and began to walk away, "Yeah, you both are SO not together...NOT!"
Kurogane's face was not red from embarrassment, it was red from anger. Fai was going to die...Right here and now.
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Fai was humming a soft tune while he took the brownies out of the oven. He heard stomping noises from behind him, "Hello Kuro-lover!
The mage turned around and saw Kurogane REALLY mad. He was so mad, Fai saw imaginary flames around him.
"YOU BASTARD!"
Fai quickly grabbed a brownie from the tray and shoved it in Kurogane's mouth to calm him down but the imaginary flames seemed to get bigger.
"Not ONLY did you just shove that sugary crap down my throat, the kid and the princess thinks were together!" he shouted.
"Well...that is true, we ARE together." said Fai smiling.
"WE'RE NOT!" Kurogane screamed.
Fai was getting scared. So scared that his life was flashing through his eyes. "So that's where I put the toaster..." he laughed nervously.
The mage backed away while the ninja stepped toward him. Kurogane rolled up his sleeve, "I'm gonna enjoy this..."
Fai backed into the oven, he was trapped. Kurogane raised his fist, "When I'm done with you won't be the sam-"
At that moment, Kurogane tripped on a green mat on the floor and fell on top of Fai. His hands were placed near Fai's hips and their lips accidentally smashed against each other. Both of them blushed a bright red but oddly enough, didn't move from their position. Something about Fai's lips made him want to stay.
Both Kurogane and Fai heard a squeak from behind. Kurogane pushed himself away from Fai and turned his head. He saw (with absolute horror) Syaoran, Sakura, and even Mokona staring at them with pure shock.
"Bad, Kuro-daddy!" said Mokona, "If you're gonna do that, do it in the bedroom!"
Syaoran's jaw dropped to his chest, his face was pale and could barely form a sentence. "W-wha-? H-how? W-why?"
"It's not what it what it looks like!" shouted Kurogane.
"It looked like you were kissing him to me." said Sakura. "And you said you never kissed anyone before so that was..."
Fai looked shocked, "Your first kiss!"
"B-but I tripped and...and..."
Fai only made it worse, "Hyuu! Kuro-lover is a great kisser!"
"Was that Fai-mommy's first kiss too?" asked Mokona.
Fai nodded, "U-huh."
Kurogane was tired of hearing this and walked out of the room. He sat down in his chair and thought the same thought over and over...
'I don't love Fai...I don't love Fai...I don't love Fai...I don't love Fai...I don't love Fai...I love Fai...I mean, I don't love Fai!...Right?'
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THE END I hope you like it! It may take me awhile to finish something I'm working on but I'll try and hurry up xd