Chapter 1: A day like no other

Hello there, everyone. Gusto here, and this is one of my two self insertion fanfics. This is the Anthro one. It will be a bit odd, but I hope that people will like it. If not, then I guess my ideas are not for everybody. Anywho, enjoy.

RINGRING!

Like on routine, my alarm clock sounded off, showing it to be around 5:00. I normally don't set my alarm clock on weekends, but I must have forgot. Looking at my calendar, it told me it was Saturday, so I definitely must've. Oh well, no use in whining about it.

Deciding to stay awake and play some Tekken 5 (my PS2 was hooked up in my room), my plan was to finally defeat Jinpachi with Jin. I had defeated him with Kazuya, Heihachi, Hwoarang, Bruce, Bryan, Baek, and Feng, but I wanted to beat it with Jin. I've been trying since I bought the game, but I was never able to.

Today was the day.

Narrowly sidestepping the fireball, I went in and pulled off a Kazama Style 5 Hit Combo, earning me a KO. I finally did it!

Now that I got to do what I wanted to do, I realized I had no plans. There was nothing to do right now, except maybe play some Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix. Which is what I did.

I decided to re-challenge the Lingering Will because it has been a long time since I fought that guy. That fight certainly made for a time passer. Since after the fight I still had about an hour before anyone else woke up, I decided to go to my training grounds.

My training grounds were basically where I go to practice my fighting techniques. I basically use a rough version of Tae Kwon Do, mixed with Boxing, a small bit of Muay Thai, as well as some Wrestling techniques. Interestingly, I only have formal training in Wrestling. I taught myself the rest of the techniques through seeing them done on videos.

I mainly took up martial arts for self defense purposes, but practicing constantly helps me pass the time.

Getting back to the point, my next hour was full of training in my favorite techniques (spinning hook kick, axe kick, and my punch combinations specifically). As soon as I noticed my parents were awake, I decided to head inside and take a shower.

The rest of my day after that went as normal as any other day. Up until the incident at the park.

I would sometimes go to the park in my neighborhood just to walk around or have fun, but ever since me and my girlfriend broke up, I didn't really want to go as much. It was kind of our main spot to get together and hang out...

"Hey, jackass!" I heard someone call. I looked behind me and saw this jerk who lives near here. "Just figured you'd wanna know. I'm gonna ask out your ex today."

My retort was, "And I should care because?"

"Because," he said, obviously annoyed, "I'm asking out your old girlfriend."

"And she'd never say yes."

"And why not," he inquired further, looking like he wanted to punch me in the face. It was my last response that seemed to send him over the edge:

"Because she definitely wouldn't be into a moron with an inferiority complex."

The moment he heard that, he attempted to throw a punch, which I blocked, and then hit him with my right elbow. And with that, a fight had started.

My opponent kept attempting to hit me with a hook, to which I continually avoided and countered with a quick kick or a strong punch. Eventually he stopped trying, and just told me to 'go screw myself' before leaving. And with that, I went on my merry way.

I went out to the forest right next to the park, knowing that it was a shortcut to my house. And on the way back, I found a crystal just sitting on the ground. It was the most beautiful shade of light blue I've ever seen, and it appeared to be glowing just slightly.

RING!

Checking my phone right at that moment, I saw a text from my ex. She said she wanted to get back together, so I texted her back EXACTLY what I was thinking:

'Screw you, you arrogant bitch!'

Honestly, I had no idea where that came from, but it came from somewhere. As I walked home, another thought I decided to say out loud for whatever reason:

"I wish I could live in a place with nice people."

And just like that, the crystal's glow began to brighten, and I became a little woozy. It didn't take long before I was out cold.

And when I woke up, I found a pair of eyes, that were the same beautiful blue as the crystal, staring into my eyes.

Y'know, they say the first chapter is always the hardest (I actually don't know if people actually say something like that, but I say that), and that was the case for this. I wanted to make the main character have similarities to me (fighting style specifically. What I described was actually my real life fighting style, and I actually did learn many of the techniques through mimicry), but just different enough to where it isn't me (things like the jerky guy, my girlfriend(I had one, but the breakup was mutual), and the forest that leads to my house).

Also, this is just a warning, but this story will be kind of confusing, so I am going to try to make it exciting. So read and review if you want to, and tune in next time if you want to see where this is going.