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Title: Ambush Lingerie Makeover
Author: littlemisshappytart
Summary: With honeymoon sizzling just around the corner, Miyu's mom and girl friends decided to make a sudden drop-by and share their rather shocking knowledge and ideas to Miyu. But will they prove to be helpful…or disastrous?
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With only two days remaining before her Big Day, Miyu was caught in a daydream when the door of her bedroom suddenly slammed open.
"Miyu-chan!"
"Nanami! What are you doing here?"
"Just checking you up." Then Nanami coaxed with a teasing smile. "Have you finished packing for your honeymoon?"
Miyu blushed. "I had. Last night."
"Can I see what you'll bring?" Nanami almost crawled to her bag in excitement.
Miyu sweatdropped. "Sure. Go ahead."
With full grin, Nanami began rummaging Miyu's things. But she checked every corner and finally she threw her hands up.
"Where's your lingerie?"
"Pardon?"
"Your lin-ge-rie?" Nanami repeated, carefully spacing the word.
Miyu innocently blinked twice and tilted her head before asking, "What's that?"
Nanami's jaw dropped. She then attacked her own bag and pulled out her phone.
"Get here fast." She looked at Miyu whose face is full of questions. She felt she had to sigh and shake her head. "We have an emergency."
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"Seriously Nanami-chan," Miyu's eyes fixed on a particular guest. "You even called my mom?"
Nanami just shrugged. "It's as I said so – an emergency."
Miki clasped her daughter's hand, her eyes filled with alligator tears. "My baby, where have I done wrong?"
Miyu was suddenly confused. "What–?"
"You obviously need help, Miyu." Aya spoke up from across the room. "This is a granny panty." As if to make the point, she displayed it for all to see.
Everyone except Miyu groaned. In defense, she grabbed it and clutched it near her chest. "But i-it's comfortable."
"Sorry to say this Miyu-chan but," Christine initiated politely, "I honestly think that as soon as Saionji-kun saw you in that, he'd already be out of the room."
"And here I expected a little mercy from you, Chris-chan." Miyu said in a small voice.
Christine just smiled sympathetically in a way of sorry.
Nanami then clapped her hands to get everyone's attention. "Let's get started, girls. Chris-chan, show us what you've brought please."
Christine nodded with a businesslike face and then laid various pieces of pantyhose, teddy, bustier, peignoir, camisole, even g-string – you name it! Some are so sheer and some are so small that Miyu immediately marked them mentally with a large X.
Never would she wear such a thing even if they all bind her hands and feet. These girls can be that diabolical.
"How about this?" Aya lifted a set of black satin and lace that got her companions going awww over. But for Miyu, it's basically a push-up bra and its matching panty.
There's nothing special about it really, unless you count that she's more of the non-wire plain-design type.
Miyu voiced her thoughts. "No, I don't think–"
"I feel you need this, baby," was Miki's opinion though, "It helps lift those puppies…even though they're next to nothing."
Her mom really had this habit of speaking things straight out. And thought it's true, it still hurts a little. Yes, it has to be little.
"It's at least an A." Miyu looked at Christine's D cup, then at Nanami's C and Aya's A before adding, "Maybe even a B."
They openly threw her a pitying glance that Miyu suddenly had the urge to scream, but Christine definitely saved her sanity.
"You can also wear these garter belt and stockings if you think like you're exposing too much skin." Christine handed it over. "Trust me, it feels sexier that way."
Aya expressed her assent. "It also makes good literary description, you know – Miyu, the Buxom Blonde in Black. And just imagine all the things Kanata will do to you."
Everyone in the room is hyperventilating in anticipation.
Aya continued. "This garter belt for example. There is something about it that just turns men on. You can instruct him to pull it off you…" Aya winked. "With his teeth."
The girls went giddy and screaming, of course. And Miyu – she wanted to faint.
"Please restrain yourself, Aya." Nanami warned after taking calming breaths herself. Automatically, Aya's hazy eyes cleared.
"Okay, back to business." She went over the selection. "Tell us how you feel about…this."
This is a salmon-colored matching pair in lace with a little flower accent on top of the front clasp. And like their reaction to the first one, they almost melted.
Miki actually reached for it. "Oh, you'll destroy him with this, honey." Her back-ups naturally did orchestrated nods.
"You can even wear these beneath your wedding dress. That's the advantage." Nanami pointed out.
"And oh!" Christine even raised her hand. "I've read that rather than taking the loving stage immediately to the bedroom, you can first coax him into the whirlpool wearing those and seduce him there."
Everyone went silent that Christine's cheeks immediately flushed.
She felt she had to explain herself. "T-that is, um, assuming there's a whirlpool in your hotel room." She looked at Miyu for help. "There is, right?"
"Yes, I think so." Miyu returned with a sympathetic smile.
"So, is there something else here that interests you, Miyu?" Nanami waved her hand to encompass the remaining pieces.
It's the perfect question to direct all eyes to her. Miyu inspected the pieces searching for a conservative one.
She chose a simple white satin slip that could've fallen mid-thigh, but as soon as she lifted it, the girls went No way, too simple that she dropped it instantly.
Now in pressure, she blindly picked a random item among the scattered lingerie.
Turns out it was a baby pink-colored baby doll. Miyu was rather happy about it because it essentially covers parts that must be covered; and the cut and color suits her just fine.
But the wide grins on her companions say otherwise. Miyu mentally uttered uh-oh.
"You know what they say about baby dolls?" Nanami asked sweetly.
Miyu shook her head. "I don't. And I don't want you to tell me."
"Oh poo, you have to hear this." Nanami rejected her disagreement and continued. "Baby dolls are meant for…tearing up."
Everyone giggled. And Miyu – she wanted the ground to open up and eat her.
"Oh Miyu, you naughty girl," There goes her mom again. "I didn't expect you had it in you. Maybe you'll also like this one."
With that, all hell broke loose and her guests were all talking at once. Pointing that this and that will suit or will not suit her. Suggesting that she should and she should not do that.
Unable to control it anymore, Miyu screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Get out! Everyone get out!"
All eyes turned to her, obviously shocked at Miyu's outburst. So Miyu immediately added, "Please."
As though they finally understood her, everybody got up and walked out of her room. But as soon as they're out, she can hear them murmur, "I guess we've put a lot of pressure on her," and "It must be the nerves."
Miyu heaved out a long sigh and decided to breathe some fresh air. So she opened the door that leads to the porch and sat there.
She was about to stretch out her arms when she felt that someone's with her.
Bad thing she was right.
Kanata was casually leaning on the foundation, his arms folded on his chest, his eyes directed to the setting sun, his mouth in an arrogant smirk.
"Kanata! How long have you been there?"
He finally looked at Miyu. Oh, she's marrying this hot guy, right?
"Not too long, actually. But I must say I learned a lot from some of the discussions."
Miyu covered her face in embarrassment. "And at what point exactly of the discussions have you started eavesdropping?"
Kanata lifted his hand to his chin and stared the other way as if to remember. "I guess it was at the time that your mom said 'My baby, where have I done wrong?'"
"But that's…oh my God." Miyu hid her head between her knees.
Kanata even had the audacity to laugh. Damn him, Miyu cursed.
"Come here, Miyu." Kanata then softly commanded.
Miyu glanced up at him and upon seeing Kanata's warm smile, stood up and naturally went into his arms.
"I don't care about those trivial things anyway." Kanata comforted.
"You really mean that?" Miyu wanted to know.
Kanata looked straight to her. "I do. Besides," he leaned closer to whisper at Miyu's ear, "the first time I'll make love with you," his voice dropping in a seductive spell…
"You won't even remember what you're wearing."
Miyu instantly felt her blood rushing to her head that in defense she took one step back before chasing a laughing Kanata who obviously knew what her reaction would be.
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Without their knowing, the previous group was eavesdropping on their conversation.
"They make a happy couple, right?" Miki proudly exclaimed.
Nanami, Aya and Christine can only moan in envy.
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Wow, after almost 4 months of hibernation. I gotta say I'm quite proud of this work. Hope you guys enjoyed it!
A/N: Aya's comment of Buxom Blonde in Black wasn't mine. But it's very fitting that I have to borrow it. Just want you guys to know.
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