A/N: Hello again! Since you guys seemed to like the chair thief I decided to start up an AU. I may do a sequel to the chair thief but it'll be delayed because I'll be busy with this fic and 'welcome to team taka'.
I really hope you guys like it and make sure you read and review.
If nobody seems to like it than I probably won't continue. I like to write when I know somebody is enjoying it.
This AU is told in Hinata's point of view and despite the title of this fic, it's not a cliché fairytale. Don't worry, it has a plot.
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Every little girl's dream is become a princess. They want to a prince to bust down the door, sweep them off their feet and to ride off on his trusty steed to his magnificent castle. Every little girl wants a happy ever after.
Unfortunately there are only a few princesses in the world and the remaining three billion of us are left with our very un-castle-like houses and dress up boxes full of princess dresses that you can purchase from Save-mart.
Luckily, I am one of the few girls in the world that still has hope for a happy ending. I have a clean start; new town, new school. Of course I'll never be a princess but who says happily ever afters are exclusive to princesses? Right now I am on my way to my new high school. Konoha High. Konoha high is where I'll find my prince, I just know it.
Why am I going to this high school you ask? I used to attend Suna academy for girls but father decided that he missed having his daughters around (We only used to see him when he was teaching us martial arts) so he proposed that we come and permanently stay at the Hyuuga mansion with him, Neji and the other Hyuuga members. Mother was hesitant but was glad that father showed interest in us so she let us live in Konoha. Mother comes to visit us in Konoha as much as possible and she can visit often because there are lots of rooms in the Hyuuga mansion and Kimiko; Mother's sister, lives in Konoha.
At the moment I'm hurrying along the footpath, clutching my school bag and grasping Hanabi's hand.
I brush a strand of dark hair out of my eyes.
"Hanabi! Hurry up, we're going to be late on the first day!" I tug her hand, trying to hasten her.
She jerks forward slightly from my tug and frowns at me.
"I don't want to run, I'll be all gross and sweaty when I get into class" Hanabi whines keeping at her own pace.
I scowl at my irritating little sister. Her uniform is slightly too big for her except for the skirt which I think she adjusted to reach halfway down her thighs.
After a few minutes of trying to get Hanabi to walk faster we finally reach the front of the gate.
The gate's a good four metres in height and it stretches across, fencing off any access to the school. The metal bars are quite chunky and have narrow gaps between them. Even worse, it's closed.
"See! This is what happens when you walk like a grandma!" I glare at Hanabi who doesn't seem even slightly worried that we're locked out of the school.
"I'm no grandma!" Hanabi returns my glare and inhales deeply.
"We'll just jump the fence, Dad doesn't teach us martial arts for nothing" Hanabi tosses her satchel over the gate and I sigh.
"Father said we're not allowed to use it for this kind of stuff, you know what he's like" I fold my arms as Hanabi rolls her eyes at me.
"Who cares, father's not here now and we won't be hurting anybody" Hanabi clamps her hand on the bars and shakes the fence to check the sturdiness of it.
"Fine, only because I really want to get to class" I toss my school bag over the fence and I clamber up the metal bars. There aren't any horizontal bars so I have to use my arms to climb. I latch my hands onto the top of the gate and hoist my legs over, I sit and wait at the top of the gate for Hanabi to climb up. I've always been a faster climber than Hanabi, her little arms have never been able to quite keep up.
Eventually, Hanabi manages to scramble up onto the gate and she swings her legs over to sit beside me.
"It's a long drop, wanna see who can jump the furtherest and land without stumbling or falling over?" The dark haired girl challenges me, a mischievous glint in her eye.
Hanabi and I used to do this sort of thing all the time. Everything would be a competition. Who could eat their dinner the fastest without being told off by father, who could steal the most items from Neji's bedroom without being caught by Neji, who could text the fastest without any mistakes, Hanabi and I can make anything into a competition.
"You're on" I smile and Hanabi starts to balance herself to a stand-still on the gate.
She wobbles back and forth a bit but I know she's only doing that to worry me; Hanabi has the balance of a tightrope walker.
She bends her knees and springs into the air, her dark brown hair whips back and she spreads her arms out as if she's flying. She gracefully lands on the concrete with a gentle thud, she doesn't stumble or stagger, and she remains composed. Not only did she not stagger but she also jumped quite a distance, I'll have to do my best to beat her.
"Beat that Hina-chan!" Hanabi cheers and grins at me.
I chuckle and start to balance myself on the gate, I fix my eyes on a spot on the concrete slightly further than where Hanabi's landing was.
I should be able to land there. I keep my eyes locked on the target and I leap into the air, pushing off with as much force as possible. I sail in the air, everything going as planned. I'm making my way to the spot on the concrete; I'm going to beat Hanabi!
Suddenly a figure steps into my targeted spot and my heart leaps into my throat. I'm going to crash into them! I attempt to swerve into a different direction but it's no use, I'm going to hit the target.
I yelp and slam into the person, knocking them to the pavement.
"Ow! Get off me!" A raven haired boy shoves me off his body and scrambles to his feet.
He's quite good looking. He has raven black hair and matching onyx eyes. He has an athlete's body and smooth skin. Too bad he has a rotten attitude! The nerve of him to shove me to the side!
"What the fuck were you doing? You could've killed me you idiot!" He growls and combs his fingers through his hair.
What an asshole! He may look like a prince but he most certainly is not one! He's more like dragon!
Hmph. If he's rude to me why can't I be rude to him?
"You're the idiot! I could've had a perfect landing before you got in the way!" I hiss.
The boy gawks at me for a moment then folds his arms and begins to walk away.
"Fucking crazy fan girl" He mutters.
Crazy fan girl? I'm no fan girl? In fact, right now I'd be the president of his hate club.
"I'm not your fan girl!" I call after him and he turns around to look at me for a moment.
"Whatever, you will be soon. All the girls at this school are my fan girls and you're not any different" He says bitterly and I scoff.
I wish my prince would hurry up and slay that idiotic dragon.
"That guy was cute" Hanabi gushes and I make an unattractive gagging sound.
"He was an asshole, don't fall for a guy like that Hanabi" I advise her and Hanabi frowns.
"Yeah, I won't. It doesn't hurt to perve at him though does it?"
I smile. "You never change Hanabi, go to class now, if you get a detention for being late, ask father to ring the school- he'll probably get you out of it" I tell her, she nods and skips off to class.
I suck in my breath as I catch a glimpse at the sign above the door.
'207'
This is my home room. My first class; I better make a good impression.
I look at my reflection in the tinted window of the door.
My bangs are long now and are swept to the side to reveal my unusual lavender tinted eyes, framed with thick black lashes. My skin is ivory which is an extreme contrast to my dark indigo hair which is dead straight and silky and reaches halfway down my back.
I can't really say I'm very pretty, I also can't say I'm particularly ugly either. I'm strange looking.
With my type of features it might be hard to find a prince. I have the strangest hair out of all my family, most Hyuga's have straight chocolate brown hair but I have my mother's hair that is a weird indigo colour.
I fiddle with my tie, loosening it slightly. The Konoha uniform is quite similar to Suna's uniform.
A short sleeved plain white blouse with a black cotton blazer over the top, a dark blue, grey and white plaid skirt, a dark blue and white tie, white socks and shiny black slip on shoes.
Satisfied with the tidiness of my uniform I push open the door and shuffle into class.
The teacher isn't even here yet, how pointless. Nobody's even noticed I've entered the room.
The classroom is a madhouse. There's boy with spiky blond hair wrestling with a boy with shaggy brown hair, a boy fast asleep on his desk, an auburn haired boy scoffing down a bag of crisps, a puppy scampering around the room, a scary looking boy with a non-uniform hood and dark glasses standing silently in the corner and all the girls are gathered around one desk.
The puppy bounds towards me and I kneel down to pat it. I love dogs, but father says they're a nuisance to look after.
This puppy has a shaggy white coat and is extremely animated.
I run my fingers through his coat and the puppy yips happily.
The brunette wrestling the blond shoves the blond against the wall and saunters over to me and the puppy.
"Akamaru! Did you sneak in my school bag again?" The brunette asks the puppy sternly and the puppy whimpers and hides behind me.
It's so cute!
"Don't think I'll let this one slide just because you're hiding behind a cute girl" He continues and a light blush forms my cheeks.
This is the first time I've ever been called cute by a boy.
Akamaru trots out from behind me, to his owner.
He raises his leg as if to threaten to piss on his shoes.
"Cheeky bastard, if you piss on my shoes you're eating budget dog chow for the rest of your life" Kiba threatens and Akamaru puts his leg down. Kiba scoops him into his arms and gives him a rough pat.
"You're the new girl, eh?" He turns his attention to me and I nod, trying to gather a few words together.
"Hinata Hyuuga and you?" I ask, trying to sound casual.
"Kiba Inuzuka, and this is Akamaru" Kiba gestures to his canine companion in his arms.
"Where's the teacher?" I ask, flicking my eyes around the room.
"Kakashi-sensei? He's always late; sometimes he doesn't even show up. That's why home room is awesome, do you want me to introduce you to my friends?" He offers and I nod my head.
He leads me over to the set of desks where the sleeping boy, the eating boy and his wrestling buddy are lounging about and nudges the blond on the shoulder.
The blond boy is good looking, his hair is spiky and his eyes are a bright azure blue. His skin is quite tan and his body is muscley but not too bulky. At the moment he's sporting an orange jump suit that would look awful on most people but actually looks okay on him.
I think I've found my prince.
"Hinata-san, this is Naruto and Choji, the one fast asleep is Shikamaru" Kiba introduces us and I wave shyly.
"She's pretty cute, why's she talking to you?" Naruto whispers rather loudly in Kiba's ear and Kiba whacks him on the side of the head.
"Hinata-san just transferred from Suna" Kiba continues, glaring at Naruto and the blond presents his hand for me to shake.
"Naruto Uzumaki, best football player at Konoha high" He shoots me a cheeky grin and I smile.
"Hinata Hyuuga, previous captain of the Suna high football team for girls" I reply and he stares at me for a moment.
"Really?" He asks and I nod my head hesitantly.
"It wasn't too hard. Suna high school for girls isn't very sporty, to be the captain all you need to know is the rules of the game and how to kick the ball" I explain, scratching the back of my head.
"That's still impressive, are you joining the Konoha football team?" Naruto's eyes widen and I shake my head.
"Nope, the only reason why I joined the Suna football team was to get fit for training for something else" I explain.
"What were you training for?" He asks, genuinely interested.
"Suna's under 18's Mixed martial arts comp"
"Wow, did you place?"
"Yup, I placed second. I made it to the finals but I had some stomach problems along the way" I sigh.
The blond blinks his blue eyes at me then he nods as if he understands.
"Oh, so it was your time of the month?"
My face does a great impersonation of a cherry as I shake my head rapidly.
"No! You have it wrong! I ate a bad hotdog a threw up all over my opponent so I was disqualified" I blurt, my cheeks still bright red.
Naruto smiles sheepishly and scratches the back of his head.
"Woops, sorry. Haha! You threw up on her? That would have been one of the highlights of the match" He chuckles and I cant help but smile. Somehow he can make an embarrassing moment into something I can laugh about.
"Anyway, Can you teach me some moves? I wanna know how to beat Sasuke-Teme up, he does MMA too and he always beats me at wrestling" Naruto pleads and Kiba gives him a light nudge on the shoulder.
"You'll never beat Sasuke at a wrestling match, no matter how much she teaches you" Kiba teases as the blond scowls at him.
"Shut-up dog shit! You don't know anything!" Naruto yells and Kiba shoots Naruto a death glare.
"If you call me that one more time, I'll tell Akamaru to bite you where the sun don't shine!" Kiba yells back and Akamaru barks in agreement.
Naruto crosses his legs protectively and turns back to me, giving me a look that would make puss in boots jealous.
"Pleeeeaaassse, Hinata-san?" he begs.
I ponder for a moment. I know father wouldn't approve of me teaching him a few moves but then again, he is going against another MMA fighter, I suppose I should give him a chance of winning against him for once.
"Okay, stand up and I'll show you a move right now"
Naruto grins, showing me his gleaming white teeth. I wish he was my prince.
"Hahaha, I can't wait to see Hinata-san kick your ass Naruto" Kiba cackles.
Choji doesn't say a word and continues munching on his chips.
Naruto and I both stand up.
"Punch me" I instruct him and the blond scratches his head.
"I know you're an MMA fighter and everything, but you're still a g-"He begins before I interrupt again.
"It's okay Naruto-san, you don't have to be a gentleman. Just imagine I'm a guy and punch me" I instruct him, and the blond nods hesitantly and throws a half-hearted punch in my direction.
I sigh. "Naruto-san, if you don't put your whole heart into the punch then I can't teach you. Now, punch me" I order him.
"Can't you just tell m-"
"Punch me. As hard as you can" I repeat, beginning to sound like my father.
This time the blond caves and hurls a heavy fist towards my face. In a few swift movements I block his arm with my elbow and use my other arm to lightly (I don't want to hurt him) clasp onto his throat, I sweep my foot along the ground and push him to the floor with his throat, taking advantage of his point of off balance.
Within seconds, the blond boy is on the floor.
"Shit" He mutters, scrambling to his feet and dusting off his pants.
"This is what you do when someone decides to punch you. You block their arm with their elbow, you grab their throat-it's one of the weakest points of balance, while doing this you sweep their legs away from underneath them and drive them into the floor. If you're doing this with a friend, maybe not go for their throat but for their shoulder. Since you're inexperienced you might accidentally end up hurting them" I explain and Naruto nods excitedly.
"Okay, I think I get it. Kiba, let me try it on you"
Kiba smirks. "Even with that MMA technique of yours, I'll still pummel you" He scrapes his chair back against the lino and throws a quick punch at Naruto.
Quite skilfully, Naruto uses the technique pretty well and manages to pin Kiba to the floor successfully.
He's a quick learner. Although it was one of the easier techniques to learn because your body naturally responds to the block, all you have to do it grab their neck and slam them into the ground.
"Holy shit!" Kiba exclaims and Naruto pumps a fist in the air triumphantly.
"You're pretty good at this" I compliment him
"Thanks Hinata-san!"
I chuckle.
"I'm gonna go brag to Sasuke-Teme" Naruto says as he begins to walk over to the crowd of girls.
"Who's Sasuke?" I ask Kiba.
"We've been mates since kindergarten, me Naruto and Sasuke. He's a chick magnet though so the girls always follow him around, we've kind of gotten used it. We're in most of his classes so we let the girls have him during home room" Kiba explains and I nod.
"Guess what Teme?" Naruto's voice sounds from the centre of the group of girls who are now backing away slightly to make room for the bouncy blond.
My heart jumps slightly in shock. In the centre is that asshole from the gate. The one that I slammed into while I was jumping over the school gate.
His name's Sasuke? Che, it kind of suits him. He's also a chick magnet. I wonder why all the girls like him so much. He may be nice looking on the outside but what about his personality? He's the sourest person I've met in my whole entire life! How can girls be attracted to that?
"What is it dobe?" The raven haired boy asks impatiently.
"Try to punch me" Naruto sings in his ear and Sasuke plants his hand on Naruto's face and tries to push him away.
"Go away dobe, I don't feel like kicking your ass this morning" He says arrogantly.
"Come, try to punch me" Naruto repeats and Sasuke sighs and rolls up his sleeves to reveal muscled arms which causes an outbreak of squeals from the girls.
Ugh. I hope my prince slays the dragon.
"Are you sure you want this dobe? Don't cry if it hurts too much" He taunts.
Naruto nods confidently.
With this, Sasuke's fist rockets out at record speed. Naruto just manages to block it and he clasps onto his shoulder, driving him down to the ground and sweeping his leg across the floor to throw Sasuke off balance.
Sasuke looks surprised at first, lying on the ground for a few moment before he expertly swings his left leg across the lino. He hooks his foot onto Naruto's ankle and Naruto collapses onto the floor.
Sasuke quickly stands up and gives Naruto a look mixed with surprise, curiosity and arrogance.
"I'm impressed dobe; I didn't expect that you'd use an MMA move on me. However, the fact still remains that I still kicked your ass"
Sasuke takes his seat at his desk and Naruto grins, even though Sasuke was still rude to him.
"I learnt it from Hinata-san, she's an MMA fighter" The blond flashes a grin in my direction.
Sasuke's eyes flicker towards me.
"Hey, you're the clumsy girl that fell from the sky" He says in an accusing voice and I frown at him.
"I'm not clumsy, and I didn't fall from the sky. I jumped from the gate" I fold my arms.
"You crashed straight into me, how is that not clumsy? I can't believe you're an MMA fighter, they let anyone learn Mixed martial arts these days, don't they?" He says nastily.
"Maybe that's why they let you learn" I stick my tongue out at him.
"Oh, real mature. Stick your tongue out at me"
"Shut-up, I am mature!" I exclaim, trying to calm myself down. Something about this boy infuriates me.
"You're mature? Then why do you keep on pouting at me like a child?"
"It's not pouting, It's frowning and glaring!"
"If it's not pouting, then why are you jutting your lip out like that?" He questions me and I suddenly become aware that I am jutting my lip out slightly.
Crap. This is how I frown all the time? No wonder why Neji never takes me seriously when I frown at him.
"Haha! See! You are pouting!" He jeers.
Crap! I'm losing the argument, I need to switch this around quickly.
"You're just intimidated that there's another MMA fighter in the class, that's why you're picking on me" I smile smugly and Sasuke shoots me an astonished look. He gawks at me for a moment.
"You think I'm intimidated by a girl?" He asks, blinking at me.
"Yes you are. It makes sense, you aren't really much in touch with your masculine side" Words pour out my mouth with ease. Sasuke is quite similar to Neji, and I've argued with Neji quite a bit. I know the weak points of these types of men.
Arrogant 'alpha' males take pride in their masculinity, if you question it, they can crumble into the palm of your hand.
Sasuke continues to gape at me. His shocked expression slowly morphs into an angry one. Much like the expression my father made when he found out Hanabi had jammed a huge wad of bubble gum in his hair.
"I am in touch with my masculine side. I am the definition of a man. How could you say otherwise?" Sasuke splutters, his face still awestruck.
I scan his body up and down. Every man has something female about them. Even if he doesn't, I'll just make one up.
Hmm…His arms are quite muscley, his face isn't too girly either- just kind of cute in a boyish way, his hair isn't that long so I can't make fun of him like I do to Neji. What about his legs?
I examine his legs. They're pretty shapely and built well so I can't say they're like girls legs.
Wait a sec…His legs hardly have any hair on them! That's perfect!
"You shave your legs, how is that masculine?" I ask, trying to sound innocent.
"Buurrn!" Naruto adds between chuckles.
Sasuke glares at me, then his legs.
"I don't shave my legs! I'm just not a very hairy person! I have hair on my head and eyebrows, that's it!" Sasuke defends himself desperately and I giggle, it's fun to aggravate him. Hey, it's only fair that the princess get's to torture the dragon for once, right?
A thought just crept into my mind when he said 'that's it'.
Should I say it? Or would I be going over the line?
Naah, I won't cross the line.
"You're jealous because you have hairy armpits!" He says menacingly, a smirk playing on his lips.
That's it. If he's going to be childish, then I'm going to be even more childish.
"You know how you said that you only have hair on your head and your eyebrows? That means you don't have any pubes!" I almost shout at him and I heave emphasis on the word 'pubes'.
Sasuke looks at me like I just punched him into the face.
A priceless expression, I wish I had a camera.
"And I assume you're the new student?" An older and slightly amused voice asks from behind me.
Sasuke plants a smirk on his face as I twist my head around to see my new teacher right behind me.
I flash him a sheepish smile.
A/N: So….Did you like it? Tell me if you think it's amusing or not because I don't consider myself a strong humour fanfic writer.
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