Dimensional mishap
The third hokage, sarutobi hiruzen, was in his office with a infant naruto uzumaki and the young kakashi. Preparing to send the boy to a different world to protect him from the evil stereotype villagers. They surrounded the hokage tower with pitch forks and torches, having already overwhelmed or converted the thousands of ninja under his his supposed absolute authority. This was organized by the clan council the non cannon organization of absolute evil whose sole purpose is to form harems and destroy naruto. "Hokage-sama, how did they find out that naruto was the jinchuuriki, did you tell them. " the hokage stared at him, insulted and shocked. " where did you get that idea, why would I make a law to protect his identity then announce his existence negatively like that." "Then how did they know" asked kakashi, confused. Hiruzen simply pointed at the baby's whiskers and asked " why don't we ask the famous gold and silver brothers". Now enough wasting time I must complete the transfer. He quickly went through many hand signs to fast for even kakashi too see without his sharingan. A bright flash of light and an explosion of chakra swept through the room and naruto disappeared from his world. "Incredible Hokage-sama, where did you send him? " "to another dimension"
Kakashi frowned " I get that but where specifically did you send him in that other dimension, a orphanage or did you have a person in mind or maybe you sent him to a alternate dimensions where his parents are alive? " hiruzen arches a brow " kakashi this isn't a exact thing, how am I to control the conditions he arrives in". The young man looked shocked. "WHAT, you mean he could end up in a ocean or space. What if he appears in the middle of nowhere and starves or just appears ten feet off the ground he is a baby, or he could land right in the hands of some sicko or madman! " Hiruzen appeared stunned for a moment. " my god your right the chances he ends up somewhere with intelligent life and oxygen is at least a billion to one. But that never happens in the movies so it never crossed my mind. "
In the bleach universe naruto is found by unohana and and happily grows up and marries hiyori, turned into a vizored who helps defeat aizen and saves his best friend and double agent Gin at the last moment.
First story not very serious tell me your opinion.