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Challenge warlords 挑 war hottest

John: in the history of humanity is facing challenges far and wide. Even fightagainst disasters of the construction of the great wall of China, around the world,the infinitive dodging our own atmosphere bravely on a dangerous journey. Wasn't supposed to face challenges too great, some peak had some too monumental chasm. Then there are just plain stupidity, and courage. However, human beings are smart playing, don't get anywhere. You need to work, we want to Guinea pigs, who are some. And that's why it's going where no man ever has done ago, coming back to the story

Mission Briefing: Tema, Beat Takeshi Kitano Takeshi, otherwise known as Japan film director, comedian, singer, actor, author, screenwriter, poet, painted-eh? is this guy okay what was? At one time, video game designer. Yes, you heard it? 1 hours, one hour is all that he is necessary. Then swallowed the bottom split open, Caribbean, earthquake devastated the American West Coast and goblins are still really really scary!

Jon: Ew! I don't like shooting! I don't like the goblins! Uahh

Beat, has been acting and directing a comfortable bamboo is one never to back up from a new art form. Therefore, he asked him to lend his name to that new video game for Taito Corporation, not to just say yes, take the money chose create a game and be directly involved. He also starred in a commercial advertising game 2 Japan. Enough both Prahalad these commercials was actuallya cryptic hints about how to complete the difficult part of the game.

And then, this. (Music starts a thrilling) ball sack has risen from the sea of Uranus Aphrodite's foam, (music stops) I was serious as it was cut off how it happened, until I looked at it it is true, but it definitely fact (music starts back again) released this to the public, and cut from a ball of Kitano Takeshi-East. This is a universal called and ranking of the worst to one of the most difficult games of all time! Takeshi Shino is known only as a challenge. God help us all.

(Insert) John: Ah, 性交 it, come on.

Here. On Christmas morning, in 1986, on the very same image sennichimae line this kid saw looked at. Of their place in your heart. Feel the pain. Feel the can get the game before, first I want to say here ago this password screen is password guard only to play, he punched not necessarily games.

Or is John: game over? I game on it for the first. Maybe they are talking about thegame of life.

Be angry at your boss's Office opens the game to get. Literally, you don ' t even get fired, it's like concrete, you're only getting disciplined your mediocre. Oh, it is so. It's going to yell at me? Well, it can do what you want video games that I! (Hit) Oh, Merry Christmas, Japan in 1986. Oh my God, why would try to escape or more depressing than actual life real life is play the game? Am feel good compared to assume? Well at the very least, I at that time this game says that innovative. It's open ended, heavy real life theme. The maximum number of simultaneous games had very little if any. But perhaps it ended a little too open. Am assuming where to go? What is a bank? Culture Club do you? Grill Mo-Mor Mormons?

John: wait a minute, what's going on!? I eat those guys didn't know was alright. Is good OK Please Broble to be sure.

Well, I already have no idea what you should be. I was always what I do when theyare lost: boozing! Lots of drink! Mom needs a margin above is absolutely scary way. ... See it? It's pitch dark?

John: wait, where was I? This woman is slapping me? What is going on? ... My home '. Well, this explains very bi-

So talk to your wife and the option in your sleep, "food", "bus", "Let's", ' I want to travel' and 'divorce'... This is the video games from the 80's! Keep in mind that, at this point the most points game looked like this, or this. They usually had nodomestic dispute those things, they are still not, really. Divorced 2 Let's give her the good old stuff, what happens, after all, means she is violent and see. So you can "pay alimony" or "p... punch..." is the punch? You find yourself in this situation always know, smooth, long-distant, out find work paying alimony. However, denying more than a short-term solution to meet the 'punch' is not. Also, I think I want to pointed out that licensed domestic violence it's just Nintendo Games!You can literally kill your wife and kids. Need to murder your children literally, literally, murder your child repeat it as I think. If managed walls could talk, they say really bad things about the man.

John: at this point will now 99% of the people like most people do this.

[Burn John games, unleashing the power of God]

John: this House! This home! Spirits will be gone from this House. However, this is not most people.

[Jontron intro music remix]

JonTron's dressed to pay Jon! -Ech. This to challenge of office workers would like to think, one dress, one. His own game is in goddamit Beat Takeshi enjoy.

It is not going to believe this. This game requires an insane amount of more than expected to undertake is trial and error, any sane person. Because first off, he picked up the bonus after you give to your boss should ignore at the beginning of the game. So, you go directly to the Bank and then close the account for you there to withdraw 50,000 yen. Use the money to purchase a shamisen lesson, go to local culture Club and? Yes, it sounds random, right? But in the actual game assumes this it is necessary to start a divorce your wife. At that time have to pay her alimony. 75% of the money given the moment, holds at that time meant to go to her. Will money needed or else get stuck after you beat the game you cannot. So, basically giving your wife as little money as possible are trying. Yes, who said chivalry dead? The following steps are consists of full step logic. 1. End task in the 2. 3 take the Office factory to make money. Dodge and try to beat your sh-t as a moon jump in managing to hang, past learning. Yes, by the way, they are not inevitable! In problem how to work hard, in time, unless you obtain 10% luck, they teleport you, suffers. Now usually not this problem in video games. But cannot replenish the mind of you most of the time in this game. And lot of 4, you are just not. Believe me. Seems to get back taxes and tolls. Through all the time, they take part of them with you. Than a meter more than to play the game. Use your time wisely.

John: it's just fable, it is just allegory of the inevitable collapse of the us. I dead slowly, I slowly like he's just dead. Each obstacle is etching my soul.

Have not heard now seem very complex, but the next part is. Is to go to pachinko parlors and buy 500 balls and losing them. "No Sir, you have enough balls to" well, first off, rude. But, secondly, yes not I go down their XO to do so. Continue to win the ball. Yes, lose the gamble cannot if you want at one time and I try to do it. I certainly as what hell do not know little bamboo's challenge can be and I think.

Jon: this is ridiculous!

The second controller microphone Jon sound and AI response records

John: "shut up, D- you! "Do you? Supposed to scream into the microphone ofthe second controller (see the second controller)... eh eh.

A bunch of Yakuza toughs in the parlor beat this is them really hard all three hit you right away, and seconds fills the need to knock out at least one of them after the die, so this part. Oh and you mentioned? Will die in this game anytime you have to go to the beginning. Minutes every means to do this step once again. Strategy guide can write beats this game by the time cause know it front to back it with. Back from the parlor after driving out the owner gives a bunch of used balls to buy a shamisen. Nothing - nothing is - is or what it is? Okay, so there. That is it. You mean, alright I guess I'm familiar with. Just do not know the name. Now we sing the same three times in Kitano Takeshi was an insane person comes off the karaoke bar. Can sing into the microphone, because at that time quite innovative is in fact the second controller. However, it is incredibly difficult, is accurate.

[Start the Japan music ~]

Do you guess what song is finished, what will happen? I guess. Guess what. Got a beating all those s- in getting back to storm the bar has a bunch again same mind. Only, and come in the Nick of time, old man, gives the map. And the beat of his s-. You need to do it, is not an option. However, if you look at the map of course is blank. Is it revealed, soak them in water and wait for 5 minutes but no more than 10, need bathing in sunlight or yell into the microphone, a controller sitting time. Oh and the wait time for any. Ya know? It is the early MMO! Now, we have our treasure map, I was in the South Pacific says. HA HA. No, seriously, you head to the airport and board a plane to the South Pacific.

John: know this it just dawned on me now, divorce your wife in Nintendo Games, quit the job you go on a treasure hunt delivers. 10 10 outta. 10 10 outta. 100 best 100 games left. The game's best.

Get your gun when you get there. Well, cool little gun to get the guess. It works really. Is not just a bait and switch on. You can now just to stay in the hotel, your mind back. Oh my God, it is byoutiful. It's the byoutiful thing I've seen most!Such a bad game you know is them I was happy when I saw 7 hearts. It is life all about perspective just guess show. This next part is found also an important enough. Playing this video game of all is the one thing is the hardest part. Abreast a huge mission have one shot at taking the revolver of pigeons and Ufo hanglider flight segments! Once you're dead if you get the hit. The game is finished. Mean that you know. Ethical if you divorce your wife, karaoke, Mormons eat question. Just do the whole thing in this hangliding segments have another go. At 20,30 times gets it before it can take you. You wouldn't be too bad, because the control completely hang. But is the only way you can go back to drop altitude these accidentally shot and hit one of the gusts of wind can be destroyed.

John: never in my life I said, ' d- it, I shot wind again! "And mean it. And the mean. How hard it can be to understand what? You can overcome this human was actually intended? For a while, it breaks down. It is thought going to keep only thing is what comes next. The thought of winning! You can't let beat you! It was designed to beat you. How hard this game is you knew you'd? This review begins in 2012. You should come and do this. To do so is not to stop! Please, ple-Oh! Ohmygod! Ohmygod, I made it! You've done it! I arrived there! Arriving on the island! I was here last! In the cave of treasures, this is the final stretch! Of course, they break? Enemy oozing from every crack of this cave is literally. Talk about pigeon section with PTSD are some looking at this information while Hick white dudes f-in' do Flash back there again. Scorpions, Amoeba, pirates, skeleton and flameballsThe is a non-stop barrage. Enemy of all reset is released, whether built into the game, and pause the game did not swear to God if you exploit I don't think you can beat this segment. And displays it in the end! Just a corner of your eye or from

Moral values

"Not every one is created, more talk about racial discrimination will power is not equal. Sorry but a racist or sexist comments and thought. Some commitment faster than to explain. Someone, do not decide world we live in here do best if you are happy to step up and take your place. Today we expanded the new peak, you know? View here pretty good. Ken, I beat your challenge. To the winner gothe spoils! What do I win? 」

[Finally found the treasure!

Amazing-end]

"Kitano-San, I am a big fan. Battle Royale you will really like. Japan is thebirthplace of the modern games. Made the poppy why challenge? Why for us on the merits can do? I can't hate you? Let them to someone? This envelope andcomes with envelopes and stationery from making it, thanks for the apology promoted can be. I am serious. Do you send this letter seriously. This letter is not p.o. box. Please reply. This is of some not. After this shoot, really clear and go "

Translation: "Dear Kitano's I've been really big fan. I really liked the Battle Royale. Japan is the birthplace of the modern games. Why Takeshi Shino is the challenge? Why you is this to us? You hate me? Who made is this you? Enclosed in this envelope is so you can write a separate envelope and paper, I apologize. I really, actually sent this letter to you want. It is a PO box. To send you this after I stopped the taping I this video recorder will actually go "

Oh-the-se-game! 2 out of 10.

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