This is gravity!

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper glared at the manliness tester nervously. Alright, Dipper. Time to man-handle this...man handle...Dipper reached over to grab the handle-

CRASH!

A booming noise comes from outside! Everyone looks outside and are amazed!...and horrified! For an army of Minotaur's and spartan soldiers were apparently teaming up to pillage the town! Toby determined screams as he tries to drive his flaming car...right into the diner!

Everyone was screaming and panicking! Dipper watched as spartan/minotaur Mob closed in on the diner. Take the food! Shouted a spartan. Take their treasure! Take their woman! Dipper turned deathly pale with that last statement. Wendy! Mabel!...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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