Lady: (walks into living room)Hello all you happy people!

Sage: (pouts) And why are you so Happy?

Rowen: Yeah, why are you in a good mood?

Heero: You aren't going to torture us are you?

Lady: One question at a time. The reason I'm in a good mood is
because I'm going to torture someone. (watches Heero try and hind
behind Rowen) Not to dumb but, Cye.

Cye: (look beyond distressed) Why me?

Trowa: Because she can.

Cye & Heero: (sweat-drop) And that a good reason?

Lady: Yes, besides this is the only time Rowen's not complaining
about something.

Sage: That only because he doesn't have anything to complain
about.

Rowen: Yes I do! She made me a girl in one of her fics.

Lady: So? Sage and the other are gonna get their turn too.

Sage: (runs and hides in bathroom)

Lady: All the G-boys have had their turns, most of them more than
once.

Heero & Trowa: (crying) Don't remind us!

Lady: So hiding in the men's room ain't going to help.

Quatre: (walks by) Why is Sage hiding in the girl's room?

Rowen: o_O Is any one going to tell him?

Quatre: (puts up hands and shakes head) I ain't goin' it.

Heero: Don't look at me.

Trowa: Why don't you do it Cye? You know him?

Cye: Uh-uh! Rowen you do it. He's your boyfriend.

Rowen: I love Sage, but I ain't going in there.

Lady: Big baby. (shoves Rowen into girl's room with her foot) That's
better

Boys: O_O You're EVIL!!!

Lady: Flattery will get you nowhere.

Quatre: That wasn't a compliment.

Lady: Oh well.

Sage: (drags unconscious Rowen out of the restroom) What did you do to him?

Lady: (shrugs and sounds sarcastic) I don't know, shove him in the ladies room to go get you?

Sage: What?!?

Lady: In your vein attempt to get away from me, you ran into the girl's restroom, instead of the boys. (smirks triumphantly)

Sage: (turns red and faint's on the floor)

Quatre: Lady, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but.

Lady: What?

Cye: Did you know that you are evil in carnet?

Lady: No, that's the God of Jurai. I'm only ¾ what he is.

Heero: (turns to Trowa) I told there were more people like
her. Pay up.

Trowa: (gives Heero 100 yen and mumbles incoherently)

Rowen: (looks groggy and confused) I have I missed something?

Lady: Not really.

Rowen: (looks at Sage) Why is he on the floor?

Lady: Um... because he fainted?

Rowen: Well I can see that.

Cye: He finally came to the realization that he ran into the girl's room

Rowen: Can I complain about our inhuman and insane treatment?

Lady: No.

Rowen: Damn...

Lady: This is not a union.

Heero: Can we start one.

Lady: No

Quatre: Don't they have a Anime guild?

Lady: That's from real people not characters.

Heero: K'so

Lady: (smakes Heero) No cursing.

Heero: You didn't hit Rowen for it.

Lady: Oh yeah...(hits Rowen)

Rowen: Itia!

Lady: There. Now all is fair.

Boys: No it's NOT!!

Lady: (Glares) You Dare Question the Authoress?

Boys: eep...

Trowa: (holds up hand) I didn't.

Lady: That's because I'm nice to you.

Other Boys: (glare) Traitor.

Trowa: Descretion is the better part of valor.

Sage: A brave man dies only once, while a corward dies a thousand times before he's dead.

Trowa: Tis better to be safe than sorry. (stares atSage)

Sage: (Stares back)

Lady: I have often wondered what would happenedif those two got into a staring contest.

Quatre: Who would win?

Cye: No clue.

(everyone present watches the staring contest)

^three months later^

Cye: Are they still going at it?

Lady: What do you think?

Rowen: *Pouts in a corner*

Heero: *pouting in other corner and exchanges looks with
Rowen*

Rowen: (nods)(walks over to Sage and starts massaging his shoulders)

Heero: (Does the same to Trowa)

Sage & Trowa: (blush but keep staring)

Heero: (nibbles Trowa's ear)

Rowen: (nibbles Sage's neck)

Sage & Trowa: (are realy hot and bothered bit are not
showing it)

Rowen & Heero: (rub respective partners though
pants)

Sage: )))_O

Trowa: ///_O

Quatre: (had fallen asleep)What?

Heero: (pulls Trowe into another room)

Rowen: (pulls Sage into next to the other)

Cye: (picks up Quatre and exits)

Quatre: What?! (looks at Cye) (*THEN* it hits him) Oh!
(giggles)

Lady: (is alone) Well now aren't you cheeky!

(Seto walks in and wonders where every one went)

Seto: What-

Lady: Don't ask.

Seto: (Shuggs and keeps walking)

Lady: Well this just sucks.

Samurai: What sucks?

Lady: ACK! Where did you come from?

Samurai: Well duh! I live her to. So what sucks?

Lady: (points at doors) Those Kinky bastards deserted me.

Samurai: (hugs Lady) There,there, It's okay.

Lady: I will so get them back for this...but how?

Samurai: I have an idea. (whispers into Lady's ear)

Lady: (laughs)And they called me evil!

Samurai: (scowls) They called you what?

Lady: Never mind. We have a Pharaoh to see.

~In Yami's Room~XD

Yami: O.@ ACK! (falls off bed)

Seto: (falls off bed with Yami) @.@

Samurai: What were you two doing?

Seto & Yami: NOTHING!

Samurai: Whatever.

Lady: Yami, Can I borrow your spell book?

Yami: No.

Lady: Please?

Yami: No.

Lady: Let me, or I tell Yugi, Noah, and Mokuba that you
and Seto were making out.

Seto: Let her borrow the Damn BOOK!

Lady: (hits Seto) No Cursing!

Yami: (hits Lady) Don't hit my Koi!

Samurai: (points *BIG* Sword at Yami) Don't hit *MY* Koi-neko

Lady: (((_^ \V/

Yami: Fine. You can borrow the book.

Lady: (grabs book and bows) Domo Arigato. Come on
Koi.

Saumurai: Kay

~Lady's Room~~Heero and Trowa's Room~~Sage and Rowen's Room~_ \V/

Lady: Oiy...(((_-'

To Be Continued...