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"Iruka!" The door behind Kakashi slammed shut.
Iruka look to see Kakashi had just entered.
"Look, look." Yelled pointing to his book. "This one, this one!"
"Aren't you suppose to be with you're team today?"
"Who? Oh screw them!" Kakashi said still pointing to his book. "I know what I want for my present!"
"What?" Iruka asked looking at the perverted book.
"Read this! I want to do this!" Kakashi said excitedly.
Iruka skimmed the page. "WHAT! NO WAY! NEVER!"
"But Iruka you promised." Kakashi said looking at Iruka sadly.
"NO!"
"It's not that bad all we need is a dildo, and some duct tape… Oh and some chloroform for that part. Then I'll and you'll…"
"No Kakashi!" Iruka yelled face burning with redness.
"What about this one?" Kakashi said turning the page.
"No." Iruka said as Kakashi looked disappointed.
Kakashi sighed and started to pout.
"I thought you loved me or was I mistaken?" Kakashi said letting guilt do it's work.
"Of course I do." Iruka said. "But sometimes you make it seem like you only like me for sex."
"No you're not just a sex buddy you're my lover, mate, cuddlier, and friend." Kakashi said with a painful smile.
Iruka sighed. "Okay let me see it again…"
Kakashi let out a squeak of excitement.
"We can do this but no chloroform, or any of that."
"But that just leaves us having sex and maybe that."
"Exactly." Iruka said.
"That's no fun… what about sexy outfits?"
"Okay fine…"
"Squee"
----After Kakashi went to the 'store' to pick out a few things----
"Iruka I'm Back!" Kakashi said walking in the door with two bags in hand.
"What did you get?"
"Wait and see, let me try mine on now you try it on too." Kakashi said tossing a bag to Iruka.
"Ehh… Okay." Iruka said hesitantly.
---Minutes later---
Iruka was wearing tight black pants and had straps draped over his shoulders and chest.
"Iruka! Let me see you new outfit!" Kakashi's voice came from in the bedroom. Iruka opened the door to find Kakashi in black baggy pants and a straight jacket with a dog collar on that was chained to the bed.
"I would have thought you had enough of being a dog from last week." Iruka said referring to the collar.
"Well I thought it would be kinky." Kakashi said looking Iruka up and down.
"Well… what ever at least I'm not the one who's helpless this time." Iruka mumbled.
"Don't be so sure of yourself, I may be restrained but I'm still a Jounin." Kakashi said lying down in a sexy position.
"Yah okay what ever you want to think, but it wasn't too long ago that you were in the hospital." Iruka said straddling Kakashi's waist.
"Hey that was a very rare occasion."
Iruka began buckling the straps of the straight jacket. "What ever it was it did happen to you, great Kakashi of the leaf village."
"Hey I want to use my arms, for it will make it easier to grope you." In a sweet and child-like voice.
"I would prefer you didn't."
"Please Iru this time?" Kakashi said giving him a sad face.
"You get ever thing you want with that face." Iruka said undoing the buckles.
Kakashi reached for radio remote and turned on 'The bad touch' by bloodhound gang. Iruka raised a questioning eyebrow. Kakashi just smiled.
"Next time we do what I want to do." Iruka said blushing. Kakashi reached his head up to kiss Iruka but was stop by the collar around his neck. Iruka snickered and kissed him.
Kakashi grabbed Iruka's waist and pulled him down and took one of the straps in his mouth. Iruka was blushing like crazy now; he didn't usually like this but Kakashi always got what he liked from Iruka and to be honest he made these things sexy to Iruka.
Iruka leaned up but had to stop suddenly when one of his straps got caught on Kakashi's straightjacket buckle.
"Oops looks like were stuck together." Kakashi said. Not that disappointed and wrapped one leg around Iruka's leg. The doorbell rang at that moment shocking Iruka.
"Shit," Iruka cursed.
"Just ignore it." Kakashi said kissing him. The sound of the door crashing now caught Kakashi off guard.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" A loud annoying voice came from the other room.
"Shit, Naruto…" Kakashi scowled.
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