A/N: Alright everyone, I've had this idea for a few months now and am finally writing this. This will be updated a bit Sparingly until I can get a regular schedule going.

Now, this will be a Naruto/The Gamer crossover with a Reincarnated SI/OC That has read both The Gamer and Naruto. So expect overpowered, and abuse of game mechanics. However, this will not be instant and a lot of things will go wrong. Mainly things that are Kazuki's own fault. This will mainly be Humor, although it will definitely have darker themes.

First few chapters will be short, but will lengthen over time.

Now, how about we get into it? Introducing Kazuki!

[Congratulations, you died! You are now named "Kazuki", since you will be reincarnated with that name!]

Streamers and sparklers shot out from behind the box in front of him like some sort of demented birthday surprise party, causing "Kazuki" more than a bit of confusion.

Kazuki looks around, and finds nothing in the surrounding area, completely white by the way, except the box, proclaiming that he died.

'Okay, this has to be fake. Whatever happened to going to heaven or hell? Or just not existing anymore? Man, dreams are weird...' Kazuki wonders, deciding to ask some questions to the box... that was still blaring the sparklers and streamers.

"Okay Box, if I'm dead then how did I die?" Kazuki asks, honestly not knowing the answer.

The box suddenly changes text, but doesn't turn off the sparklers.

[You were at a party and someone dropped a beer bottle from 5 stories up. It landed on your head, cracked your skull, and killed you instantly.]

Kazuki sits down, even though there wasn't any visible ground, and puts his head in his hands.

"Alright that sounds to be about my luck. So, what now? Heaven, hell, unknown third?" Kazuki asks, sighing.

[The gods that be have found a new story that they love. One "The Gamer". You were the first human to die that knew of this story, as well as one "Naruto". Which is the current winning Universe in the "Reincarnation Rotation Roulette!" The gods are going to give you another life in the "Naruto" Universe, with all your memories intact, for their own amusement. Have fun!]

Suddenly the white was gone, along with the box, and was replaced with an RPG Character creation screen. There was also a box in front of it.

[Would you like to keep old appearance and personality?]

[Y/N]

Kazuki shrugs, reaching up and pressing the Y. Suddenly, all of the options grey out and the screen advances.

[Hooray! You are now on your way to your reincarnation. Please select which village you would like to be a part of.]

[Major Villages]

-Iwa

-Kiri

-Konoha

-Kumo

Suna

[Mino...]

Before the text could even get to listing off the different Minor Villages, Kazuki has already selected Konoha.

'Honestly, if you're going to be living in the Narutoverse, you might as well live in Konoha. Also, this way I have the best location and resources to changing things.' Kazuki thinks to himself, locking in his choice.

Kazuki then suddenly stops, and looks down. "Do I really want to change things? I mean they didn't start well and there was some fucked up stuff that happens but it all turns out alright... Eh fuck it, isn't like me being here won't decimate Canon anyways. One more babysitting mission and Bam, all the mission listings are shifted around. If I'm going to change stuff I'm going to Nuke canon, not pretend I didn't firebomb it already." Kazuki nods to himself, cracking his neck and looking at the new screen showing up in front of him.

[Choose a Clan to belong to!]

The Aburame Clan

The Akimichi Clan

The Hatake Clan

The Hōki Clan

The Hyūga Clan

The Inuzuka Clan

The Kohaku Clan

The Kurama Clan

The Lee Clan

The Nara Clan

The Sarutobi Clan

The Senju Clan

The Shimura Clan

The Tenma Clan

The Uchiha Clan

The Uzumaki Clan

The Yamanaka Clan

Kazuki blinked. "I can be an Uzumaki? Fuck yeah! The shit Uzumaki could pull off with fūinjutsu makes the Sharingan look underpowered. Not to mention how long they live and that they can survive a Bijuu extraction."

Kazuki immediately presses the Uzumaki listing.

[The Uzumaki Clan!]

The Uzumaki Clan was known for their extreme lifeforce, regenerative capabilities, massive amounts of Chakra, and prowess in Fūinjutsu.

Perks:

+100% XP to Fūinjutsu

+150% Lifespan length

+200% to HP regen

+150 CP Gained each level

WARNING: Uzumaki are highly desired and will result in people hunting you down. Hair color will be changed to Red. Forced personality change: [Hot Headed]. Verbal tick will be given.

Kazuki barely glances over the warning, not caring too much about any of that. Except maybe [Hot Headed]. "Ehh, it'll probably work out." Kazuki mumbles to himself, grinning wildly.

He quickly pressed the accept button, before everything gets warm and cramped.

[Congrats! You are now conceived! 09:00:00:00:00:00 Until birth!]

'Oh crap. This might take a while...'

A/N: Well, there's chapter 1. Tell me what you think, I will collect writer currency *Cough* Reviews *Cough* and exchange it for Motivation.

See you next time!

-Veiru