YAY! Summer vacation started for me! So to start it off, I wrote three oneshots. This is the one for Pokemon...
This idea came to me while I was freezing my ass of at Semi...Never go to school dances...they are horrible...Lol! If you're me that is! So here's the lyrics to the Pokemon theme song with my own side comments. Yes, I love Pokemon. Yes, I am a fan. No, I do not want flames; and yes, I was sleepy when I wrote this...ENJOY!
I do not own Pokemon or it's song. If I did own Pokemon it would be rated PG13. ^^ BTW, I always thought that the song described Ash, so I'm making fun of him right now ^^ Yay! I'm mean!
Italics=Song
Regular=My comments
Gotta Catch 'Em All! ... ...
I want to be the very best,
Sure... You just go on thinking that...
Like no one ever was.
Bub, there's over a billion people out in the world. Your dream is impossible to reach.
To catch them is my real test,
That's a stupid test. My "real" test is the SAT
To train them is my cause.
Really...You're going to throw your life away to train Pokemon...
I will travel across the land,
Who's going to give you a ride; your mommy? And what about the sea?...
Searching far and wide.
OOH! Do you want me to buy you binoculars to help search?
Each Pokemon to understand
They're just a bunch of genetically mutated animals! They can't learn!
The power that's inside
So, are you going to dissect them and show it to them or what? 'Cuz I can bring my dissecting kit over.
Gotta catch 'em all!
It's you and me
Dude...Now you sound like you have beastiality or something...
I know it's my destiny
YOU FATALIST! And that's a stupid destiny.
Pokemon!
Oh you're my best friend
Awww...In our world do you know what you're called? … ...A LONER!
In a world we must defend
Gee, the world's a large place. Are you sure you want to take this responsibility? Even Superman can only defend Metro City.
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
What if you were deceiving yourself, and your heart's not so true?
Our courage will pull us through
Umm...How much courage can a ten year old have?
You teach me and I'll teach you
What? Your Pikachu's going to teach you how to bite and tackle?
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Yeah
Every challenge along the way
Your world is an animated cartoon. How many challenges can there be? Oh right. Animated cartoon which means there will be a challenge every episode, so every week.
With courage I will face
Okay then. Remember to pack extra pants and underwear because your mom cannot go with you to wash your clothes every day.
I will battle everyday
Ohm... I know what your future has in store for you...A boring and repetitive life
To claim my rightful place
You sound like some King that lost his throne or something...
Come with me the time is right
Oh shoot! Is it 7:30 already? Thanks for telling me it's time to go to school
There's no better team
But there is. Like Peanut butter and jelly, rainbows and unicorns, free time and video games, a thick book and someone you hate, etc.
Arm and arm we'll win the fight
You, my dear boy, are a pacifist. You must learn to diplomatically find solutions.
It's always been our dream
-.-, My dream when I was ten years old was to get a dog...Think more like a kid your age!
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
Hmm...I think I heard this already
I know its my destiny
Oh yeah! You're repeating the song now! I see!
Pokemon
Oh, your my best friend
Loner! Your asking your pet to become your friend
In a world we must defend
I checked online, and the world population is approximately 7 billion. That is a BIG number.
Pokemon!
A heart so true
And you're sure of this how?
Our courage will pull us through
Awesome! You caught a Pokemon and named it Courage?
You teach me and I'll teach you
And you will be teaching your Pikachu how to be rash and overly eager
Pokemon
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Okay. We get it. You want to catch them all...
Yeah!
Pokemon!
Aww...the song's over...Back to my hole...jkjk lol
Please Review! No flames please!