YAY! Summer vacation started for me! So to start it off, I wrote three oneshots. This is the one for Naruto.
This was just something I used to say to anyone who knew Naruto to try and become friends with them. I hope you like. Yes, I love the Naruto series. Yes, I love Tsunade. Yes, I cried when Jiraiya died. No, I do not love Orochimaru. In fact, I hate him...A lot...
I do not own Naruto. If I did, it would be shorter, and Sasuke will have a cow thrown on him...
Moms Will Be Moms
The spirits of Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Orochimaru's mothers were sitting around a coffee table sipping tea. They had gotten bored of the afterlife so they decided to come together and talk.
"I am so proud of my son, Jiraya," Jiraya's mother said to Tsunade's mom.
"I mean, he went on to become the Toad Sage, he's the author of one of a best selling book, and he's Naruto's teacher! Who couldn't be prouder," She finished with a proud smile.
Tsunade's mom just rolled her eyes at this, "Excuse me, but you forgot to add that he's an old perv. He still peeks at girls' baths! Now, if your talking about an amazing star child, my daughter is a perfect example! Tsunade went on to become the fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village! She's also known as the Slug Princess, and she almost killed your son when she found him peeking at her in the bath! It's pretty obvious that my daughter is better than your son!"
Jiraiya's mom gasped, "Jiraiya is a far better child then Tsunade! You forgot to mention that your daughter has a gambling problem! She even had to change her face because she couldn't pay off her debts!"
Tsunade's mom looked furious, "Don't you dare say she has gambling problems! She's just unlucky. Anyways, your son will be dead by the end of the manga series!" She screeched.
Everyohne looked confused, "What did I mean by manga series?"
Jiraiya's mom just sighed, "Well, how about you. What did your son accomplish?" She asked Orochimaru's mom.
The Snake Sannin's mom started to think. 'I can tell them that my son raised his own village, was a major villain in one of the seasons, became the Snake Sannin, and he was... ...a gay snake man...or I can... …'
She put on a clueless face and said, "I'm sorry, but what are you talking about? I don't have a son."
Somewhere in the Sound Village~
Orochimaru shuddered.
"My Lord, what's wrong?" Kabuto asked.
"I don't know, but I think my parents just disowned me..."
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