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Lance Alvers was not in the best of moods. In fact he was in the worst mood he'd been in in his entire life.
The reason?
He was forced into signing up for a school play. A MUSICAL school play to be exact.
Why was this? Because his annoying principal had said it was that or three months detention.
"Damn Kelly…. He's gonna get it later." The young teen grumbled as he made his way to the school auditorium.
Once there he made his way over to the teacher that was in charge of this assignment from hell. Which, too bad for Lance, was a slim perky blonde woman who had a voice like a car engine that wouldn't turn over.
"Is there something I can do for you young man."
"Uh, yeah. The principal sent me here to try for a part."
"Oh, that's right he just sent someone down with a message about that. Lance Alvers, right?"
"Yes. What's the play, anyway?"
"He didn't say?!"
"No."
The teacher looked a slight bit annoyed at this answer and gave an exasperated sigh.
"It's called 'ARCHY AND MEHITABEL'S SHINBONE ALLEY'."
"Long title…" Lance commented, or muttered, depending on how well you could hear.
The teacher nodded smiling a tiny bit,"Yes, now since you don't really have any say in whether or not you're signing up, I'll try and give you a good part. My name's Ms. Emelin, by the way." She stuck her hand out to be shook.
Lance took it, giving it only a small shake and then let go.
Ms. Emelin turned quickly on her heel and walked to her small desk she had near the stage. She then pulled out a clip board Lance guessed had important name's and such on.
"Well, the only part left is the character for Archy…"
Lance nodded in understanding, making a small noise in his throat.
Ms. Emelin continued,"He's the lead. Congratulation's, you'll be practicing with Ms. Kitty Pride, she plays Mehitabel."
Lance didn't think could have gotten at least a little better, but it seemed he was wrong.
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A/N: If I get reviews I shall continue.