Fez

by Whip-Owl

River shot the fez, or at least she tried to. It didn't go as planned.

(Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.)

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."

No words had to be said. Amy took the fez off the Doctor's head and flung it into the air. River tried to pull her gun out to shoot it, but she was holding a banana out instead. "Oh not again." She complained.

"Again? I've never done this before." The Doctor pointed out, with an, only slightly confused, look on his face.

That was when the dalek floated into view. "EXTERMINATE!" It shouted.

The Doctor suddenly doubled over laughing. Because the fez hadn't been shot, so it had landed on the dalek's 'head'.