The SPY GEMS THE LOUD HOUSE IN:
WHAT NOW?!
[SUMMARY]
When something appears to be wrong with Lily Tysean, Lisa, Lynn, Luan, Luna Lana go inside her to help her feel better but to locate the solution fix the problem; Tysean is still suffering from his violent sneezes which can spread if not safe.
Intro:
Lincoln: Hi, everyone, I'm Lincoln.
Tysean: And yall know who this is!
Lincoln: Tysean, why do you always have to say that every time we begin my show?
Tysean: Dawg, in case you have forgot, we're collaborating so it's my show too, man! And when you are doing a show, you gotta have a catchphrase for your beginning sht like everybody else, like my fellow Youtubers Dashie Berleezy… and those were just the two I enjoy watching off the top of my head. Subscribe to'em!
Lincoln: Ooo-kay. Should we get on with the story?
Tysean- No No No, I'm not done here, your intro was corny as fk! "Hello everyone, I'm Lincoln"? Give me a break! You can come up with better sht than that! Even you with the brains can come up with a better intro saying than that! Like your failed missions you keep telling us about! "Operation blah blah blah, and to think of a shorter name for this operation is a go"? Dude! Skipper can come up with better shorter names than you… AND HE'S A PENGUIN! I haven't met him recently but dmn imma leave you a number so you can give him a call cuz he is the one who can come up with shorter names for operations… better than you at least.
Lincoln: Um, are you done because Nikki and the rest of your friends said you can only rant for thirty seconds cuz u take really long to finish.
Tysean: See, that's what I'm talkin bout with them. I kept sayin this sht but they wouldn't listen to me so this is how we end up… (Cont. Talking)
Lincoln: Sorry, Guys, I think I should start telling the story before he continues to give me a headache.
Tysean: Oh, so ur gonna tell the story. Okay, Tell the story… tell it.
Lincoln: Alright. So, the day was like any other day in the loud house. My sisters are always doing something. Luan is coming up with new material for her act while Luna is writing a new song practicing on her acoustic guitar.
Luna- Ugh! This is hopeless mate! I wanna ask Tysean if he can help me, but I can't.
Luan- Why not?
Luna- Because he wanted all of us to stay away from him until he is ready to see us.
Luan- Then how come Lincoln's the only one who can come join him?
Luna- What?!
Lincoln: Before we get into this further, I will tell you everything else my sisters are doing.
Tysean: Hey, don't forget Lucy! You don't want her scaring you again do ya?
Lincoln: Thanks for the warning. So, you already knew what Luan and Luna were doing, Lynn on the other hand was outside using her punching bag trying out her new techniques of fighting styles her teacher taught her as Leni is painting Lori's toenails. Lori is talking to Bobby on her phone-
Tysean- I ain't gonna warn you again, Don't forget Lucy!
Lincoln: Calm down, I won't forget her!
Tysean: Better Not.
Lincoln: Lana is feeding her pet reptiles, Lola was looking in her big mirror admiring herself, as usual…
Tysean: You would be askin for more than a heart attack if you forget Lucy like last time. If that happens again, don't say I didn't warn you! So I recommend I say her name now.
Lincoln: Tysean, will you relax? It's all gonna be fine. Lucy. See?
Tysean: (To self), You're screwed. Without a doubt.
Lincoln: Lisa was doing her weird poop studies, or whatever stuff she does Lily was fast asleep in her crib. Do we have everybody?
Tysean: You mean do YOU have everybody cuz I'm not gonna be part of the scare for your ass when she comes for you?
Lincoln: Yea, seems like I've got everybody
[Noise goes on in background]
Tysean: Sht! [Snaps left fingers and disappears]
Lincoln: Wait, where'd you go? Did I got everybody? Who did I forget?
[Then someone fade appeared behind Lincoln]
Voice- You forgot me
Lincoln: (Jumped Startled) Lucy!
[Tysean snaps back beside Lincoln]
Tysean: See?! (Lincoln jumps startled), Didn't I tell your dumb ass to not forget Lucy? I did so don't go try saying I didn't warn you cuz I did!
Lincoln: You did, I know you did, I'm sorry you two. Lucy, what were you doing that day?
Lucy: Just In the vents writing a poem. You guys wanna hear it?
Tysean: Maybe later, we got a story to tell, so if you don't mind, we like to continue.
Lucy: Sigh. Okay. Later then. (Starts to walk away when Tysean stops her)
Tysean: (At Lucy), Wait! Hold it right there! [Lucy stops in her tracks, (At Lincoln; whispers), Listen, I will go with Lucy to hear her poems while u stay telling the story to our viewers and I'll join you later. How is that?
Lincoln: That seems fair to me.
Tysean: Good. (At Lucy), C'mon Lucy, Im ready to hear your poem.
Lucy: (Cracks a small smile) Thanks.
Tysean: It's no problem. Now start!
[Lucy starts reading her poems to him while Lincoln continues telling his story.]
Tysean I were in the kitchen…
[SCENE CHANGES TO OUTSIDE LOUD HOUSE]
CH.1: Nothing To Stop The Sneezing (Peanut Butter? Bad Idea!)
Lincoln POV
Voice- Aaah-Choo!
Tysean- Uugh! This is ridiculous!
Me- There's got to be a way to stop the violent sneezing you're doing before the whole house gets destroyed!
Tysean- Aahh-Choo! [Tysean flew into the wall that's leaving to and from the dining room. He gets up and inspects the damage, Great! Another dmn dent in the wall!? Sorry Lincoln.
Me- Never mind that. Try holding your sneeze in
Tysean- Whoa whoa whoa, Teri told me never to hold in a sneeze, it's totally dangerous.\
Me- Teri?
Tysean- Ohh, yall haven't met Teri yet? Okay I'll have to make note on that.
{The Amazing World Of Gumball}
[I was running out of ideas until one popped in my head. Then we heard a loud 'What' from one of my sister's rooms upstairs. We seem to ignore that when the idea of mine popped in my head]
Me- I've got it! [I went in the pantry and got peanut butter out.]
Tysean- Chunky?
Me- It helps to prevent any air from escaping from your nose hole.
Tysean- Sure, but why chunky? U can easily stick original peanuts inside my- NOSE HOLE?!
[I then stuffed the chunky peanut butter inside his nose. It wasn't easy but we've done it.]
Me- Here we go, how's that?
Tysean- (In stuffy nose voice), I don't know, I can't smell anything!
Me- Then there's your answer.
[At first Tysean seem to like the idea cuz first time he sneezed with peanut butter in his nose, he praised me for the idea.]
Tysean- Yeyah! Who's the man wit the plan? This guy! (Points at Lincoln who's now smiling) Hear that, Lisa?! You aint the only smartest fool in the school! (Tries to sniff through nose but sighs failing)
[Then the next thing we heard was rambling of footsteps coming from upstairs. It was the 10 headed beast… but they were only 6 while Lynn was coming inside from out the backyard. All my sisters looked mad for some reason. They were going to ask a question but instead they stared at Tysean with peanut butter in his nose then stared at me with a jar of peanut butter in my hands.]
Luna- Um, Dude? Why does my babe got peanut butter in his nose?
Tysean- (In funny tone), He was tryna help me put an end to my violent sneezing you guys are constantly hearing, cuz basically, I'm sick n tired of saying sorry to whatever I screw up due to this sht!
[They were flashbacks:
1. The time when we were at a museum as Tysean His sister Nikki were chaperoning us.
Tysean- Ahh ahh aaah-choo! (Flies into the priceless Artifact, then an old painted picture then a vase) [The place started falling apart… literally. The dinosaur was wrecked, the big vases were knocked over, the floor was just waxed which made it worse because he could barely get up! So he kept-, Sorry… (Slips onto the floor)
Guard- OUT! YOU'RE BANNED FROM EVER STEPPING FOOT IN THIS MUSEUM AGAIN!
(Everyone walks out)
Lynn Jr.- (Whispers), Nice going, Tysean!
Tysean- I said I was sorry I can't control what I got!
2. [The time he was helping Lisa with her science experiments. She said pass something… it was hard to pronounce until she said the phosphate'. When the product was done, He started to sneeze… The whole roof top went to the air and back down! There were green smoke everywhere!]
Lisa- You nincompoop?! Look what you done! You no longer allowed in my room! You dangerous being from another dimension! Be gone, I have no further use for you for my services!
[She then slammed the door behind her]
Tysean- Can I at least say one thing?
Lisa- (Cracks open door), what?
Tysean- Sorry.
[Lisa slams the door back almost making Tysean flinch a little.]
3. There was a time Lucy needed Tysean to join her in some kind of spirit ritual and they had candles all around Them so guess what happened?
Lucy- The spirits are all around us. Get ready Tysean, things like these require lots of concentration.
Tysean- (Tries to fight the sneeze but fails), Ahh ahh-Choo! [He went backwards into Lucy which both went back wards against her bed and fell down back to the floor. Both groaned at the pain in unison as the candles suddenly knocked over from the big sneeze and started to cause damage in Lucy Lynn Jr's room. They luckily put out the fire but Lucy got so mad she kicked him in the shins and pushed him out of their room and slammed the door.
Tysean- Ouch! [Lynn Jr. came moments later and went to their room to see it nearly destroyed and she came in the hallway and kicked Tysean in the other shin, which resulted in him falling down.] Owwch!
4. And on the same day, Mom told us Lily was sleeping in their room and as soon as he said 'Owwch', he then sneezed into the wall, creating a dent with the dry paint knocked off. Something told me Lana Lola were doing something in their rooms because they came out furious. Lana covered in her reptile's poop and Lola was carrying her broken mirror with her. Plus, Lily must have heard him and started crying nonstop. So when the twins came out, they jumped on Tysean as well as Lily crawling all the way up the stairs sitting to where Tysean is, being held down by the twins as he fearfully said this]
Tysean- Sorry?
[Lily hit him so hard with her rattle that he lost consciousness.
Tysean: Dmn, I woke up later on the couch wit 45 dollars missing from my wallet, two shins broken, my face bruised and a whole week of being grounded… for denting the wall from my sneezing, even their father won't believe me! Typical! Plus, as for Lola, it took us at least 3 hours to get her out of her room and convince her that there was no such thing as bad luck… Lynn Sr. made me convince her cuz I believe in bad luck too. So, fk him. And with that being said, Read me another poem, Lucy.
(Reads him another one of her poems)
[END OF FLASHBACKS; SCENE BACK TO KITCHEN]
Lincoln: So, anyways, I said to them that the peanut butter was my idea and it was working.]
Lana- What kind is it?
Me- Chunky
Luna- (In a daze), Mmm, he sure is, chunky…
Luan- Luna? LUNA!? (Shakes Luna), are you alright?
Luna- Oh, yeah sis, I'm fine. Sorry I just couldn't help but notice how… chunky- I mean the peanut butter he has, Um I- oh crud. [We all caught on to her little slip up. She is crushing on him. Then Lori came downstairs while she was texting Bobby. Soon as she lowered her phone to see what was going on the first thing she sees is Tysean.]
Lori- Can someone please tell me why this guy has chunky peanut butter in his nose?
[Tysean: I always hate running gags, but guess what? You gotta love'em reguardless.]
Tysean- Alright, the next one looks at me and asks any question that has something to do with peanut butter is gonna turn to stone, understood?
[Lincoln: Everyone seemed frightened by the countless threat and immediately looked at me with the peanut butter and the butter spatula in my hand.]
Me- I plugged his nose up with peanut butter.
Lori- What kind?
Me- Chunky
Lori- (Sighs happily) Nice.
Tysean- Nice? Anything's nice as long as I don't fk up the rest of your family's house!
[Lori then sees the dent on the kitchen wall.]
Lori- (Screams) What happened to the wall?!
Lola- It's obvious, Sneez-zilla over here sneezed into the wall again.
Tysean- That was before the peanut butter, I swear! That's all that is!
[The rest of my sisters looked at me.]
Me- I, thought It would be a good idea.
Lisa- Terrible Idea! Terrible idea I'm afraid… well not really.
Tysean- Uh, Lincoln, what is the gifted 4 year old of yours talking about?
Lisa- Even though peanut butter is the substance that is sticky while being edible without the use of milk, that's not going to work when it comes to plugging up anything that refuses to stop. Including Chunky. That will just make the situation worse than it is.
Lynn Jr.- So,
Lisa- So filling up his nose with peanut butter was a bad move. It is like holding in a sneeze but only you are just filling up holes to prevent bacteria from escaping from the exterior exits.
[Tysean sneezed which kind of hurt him in the inside since there was peanut butter chunks of peanuts lodged deeper in his nostril. His nose burned from the impact. Then he looked at me with an angry expression.]
Me- What?
Tysean- What? PEANUT BUTTER CHUNKS OF PEANUTS ARE LODGED DEEPER IN MY DMN NOSE CUZ OF THAT IDEA U HAD IS 'WHAT'!
Me- What do you want me to do about it?
[Tysean was about to have another sneeze but this time, it was an odd sound that made us real concerned.]
Tysean- Ahh aaah ahh aaaah-chooo! [Tysean flew from the kitchen, clearly missing the dented wall but flew backwards into the next room, the dining table where the grown up table is. This time, he got a hole in the wall, knocked over the big plant, broke the vase it was in, dirt on his head, in his hair, glasses halfway on him, and it looked like the peanuts especially the big ones were dislodged from his nasal passages, (from what Lisa told me), peanut butter is now all over his face as we ran into the dining room to check on him.]
Luan- Tysean, Are you okay?
Tysean- (Slowly looks up), Lincoln?
Me- Yeah?
Tysean- If you don't give me paper towels so I can get your idea off of my face and out of my nose in the next five seconds, I'm gonna-
[I quickly went and got the paper towels for him.]
Tysean- Thank you.
Luan- Well, at least he was 'Pea'lite hahaha! Get it?
[We all groaned as someone we unexpected showed up unannounced.]
Voice- Excuse me
[We all jumped. It was just Lucy.]
Me- Lucy! We told you not to do that!
Lucy- But Tysean told me to say it so you guys wont jump whenever I appear to be with you guys. [The sisters stared furiously at Tysean. Including me, which seem to brought his attention. Lucy just kept her original frown though she says she's furious too, we barely believe her when it comes to emotion just because her hair is in the way of her eyes.]
Tysean- Look, I tried to help her for the benefit of all you scaredy asses in here!
Lucy- (Steps in front of Tysean), Don't get mad at him. I guess it is just a curse I gotta live with for the rest of my life.
Tysean- Lucy, don't say tha-
Lucy- Too late, even the spirits know what I'm talking about. (Walks over to her siblings)
Tysean- Oookayy? (At Lincoln) Lincoln, is all the peanuts and peanut butter off my face and out of my nose?
Me- I guess so; I don't see none.
Tysean- You sure? Cuz I don't wanna see none nowhere on my face. I'm serious.
Me- Me too!
Tysean- Okay, If I end up with some, Imma have Lynn Jr. Pin ya ass to the ground while I turn on Chinese man singing horrible covers to songs, like The Ace Savvy theme song!
Me- Noooo!
[Then Leni came downstairs looking for something and we all quickly ran back in the kitchen to find out.]
Lola- Leni, what are you doing?
Leni- Oh, I was just in here for some paper towels, some big sneeze made me spill my nail polish all over Lori's bed.
Lori- What?! (Furiously looks at Tysean)
Tysean- Look, I'm sorry, u think I enjoy my big sneezing? You know I can't do sht unless I'm cured so, don't go blaming me… (Lori gets closer nearly face to face with him), okay, not so much with the blaming. Lori, honest, I am sorry. Imma put new sheets on your bed and get you some new nail polish at the mall.
Leni- Cool, can you take me?
Tysean- No.
Leni- Aww, but why?
Tysean- Cuz I got sht to do, that's why!
Leni- Me too! But, I understand… and by the way why do you have a peanut in your nose?
Tysean- LINCOLN!
Me- I swear I didn't see that!
Tysean- LYNN, PIN HIS ASS DOWN!
Me- No really loo- (Lynn Jr. jumps Lincoln), Agh!
Lynn Jr.- I've been waiting a while for this! [Tysean played a Chinese man singing my favorite comic book theme song and the rest of them have earphones in their ears to drown out the sound. After he was done, he sang it again, it was on repeat song once and he said as long as his phone is on, this will keep going until it dies… how is 85% sound? It'll put me through until the next day! But luckily he spared me 45 minutes. Leni helped get that last peanut from his nose and they locked eyes.]
Tysean- Thhh-anks, sexy- I mean Lani- Lily?- LENI!
Leni- (Laughs) No problem.
Luan- (Sighs Sadly)
Luna- (Sighs Heavily) Okay, you're done, step off! [Most of us were shocked to hear her say that, but Tysean did what he was told. I also saw what was going on… a love triangle. Tysean likes Luna, as well as Luna likes him, but Tysean is now picking up a crush on Leni, as Luan is picking up a crush on him… It was complicated, But it was a good thing I'm nothing like my sisters.]
Tysean: Don't be too sure, kid!
Lincoln: (Grumbles)]
Tysean- Aaah-Choooo! (Falls back onto the floor back first)
Leni- So, sweetie
Tysean- It's Szweet-T
[Tysean: Since im famous in my dimension, I allow them to call me any name they choose, as long as they say it right! Except for Leni… I may have gotten trust by mostly all the louds in this btch, but I have to learn patience and tolerance from them, which is gonna be very tricky.]
Leni- I like sweetie better.
Tysean- Well Luna doesn't! Put some space between the 'szweet' the 'T' if u would.
[Lincoln: Luna was red in the face with steam coming out of wherever end but she calmly cooled her jets as soon as she noticed us watching her.]
Luna- Oh whoa! Im cool, Mates! Nothing to worry bout here. [Obviously we didn't believe her.]
Leni- What were you guys trying to do, sweetie?
Luna- If you don't stop calling MY sweetheart sweetie!
[We jumped and stared at her! Tysean however heart raced, he knew he liked Luna but as long as Leni is near him, that's gonna instantly change. Luan on the other hand tried to shrug it off with a sigh.]
Leni- But that's his name
Tysean- (Sighs sadly) You know what? Call me shadow! The twins call me shadow so their should be no trouble calling me that okay? (Leni nods), nice so plz stop aggravating your younger sister.
Me- We were trying to stop Tysean's wild sneezing from anymore damage
Leni- Hold on, that big sneezy sneeze was coming from you?
Tysean- Yeah you knew, ri-
[Leni pounced on him]
Leni- It's because of you I am all out of nail polish!
Tysean- Babe- I mean, Lily- LANI BLONDE KID! [Tysean noticed his mistake, half of my sisters in here were blonde., Dang it.
[Luna went into the living room and sat down. Tysean already felt guilty and decided to just avoid saying her name all together.]
Tysean- I will get you more nail polish, I promise! Please don't make it look like a soaps scene in here!
Leni- (Sighed), okay.
Tysean- Ahh, aaah aaaa-chooo! [Tysean sneezed backwards into all of us minus Leni and Luna and knocked all of us down. And the ones who we got up, were dang near to beating him into the ground], sorry guys! [That did it. He was getting beat by everybody. Including Lily, who he just woke up from her nap. She was crying until she hit him unconscious for like 10 seconds… Suddenly Leni had an idea.]
Leni- I have an idea! [We all stopped what we were doing and Lisa dispersed from the crowd.]
Lisa- Oh gosh. Here we go.
Me- What's your idea, Leni?
Leni- Well he must obviously allergic to something
Tysean- Of course
Lori- Or he could be allergic to stupidity! [She was texting Bobby again.]
Me- So, sis, what's your solution?
Leni- Since he can't hold in his sneeze, why don't he keep sneezing til he can't sneeze no more?
Tysean- (Points at Leni Turns to the Louds), that could work.
Lori- I rest my case.
Lisa- (To self), I wish I was allergic to stupidity
Tysean- (Sneezes into his elbow but fell backwards) Owww!
Lori- That's it! Tysean, you need to go!
[Everyone was shocked at what she just said as well as what Tysean just said.]
Tysean- I know! I know. Maybe Garnet knows what's going on with me. Guys, I will be gone for a few hours. I'll be in Beach City… Not Aloha Beach, I mean my other friend's place called Beach City. Don't do nothing fked up, Lincoln!
Me- ME?! Why Me?
Tysean- Because even though you're smart, you still get into the most trouble out of any other sister in this btch
Lori- For sure.
Tysean- Comin in second, Luan!
Luan- Hey, I don't stink! Haha! Get it?
Tysean- That was kinda good. What do you guys think?
[Everyone else was like eh. But Tysean wasn't gonna stand for that.] And coming in third, Ms. Farts a lot…
[We all laughed because we all know who he's talking about.]
Lori- I keep telling you it was my shoe!
Tysean- How come I didn't see the shoe move then and I smell an awkward smell suddenly? And it can't be Charles cuz I took him out earlier!
[Lori cracked and admitted it was her, despite the fact that we already knew it at the time.]
Tysean- See? Now, if anyone else need me, I'm gonna take Lil… Li- L-aaa- (Lori swoops in and Grabs Lily from Tysean's arms and puts her finger across his nose, followed by a little toot)
[7 Second Silence]
Lori- Sorry.
Tysean- I bet Clyde would have like that.
[Lori then flicked his nose which causes him to continue to start sneezing and once he did, he flew into the kiddie table and broke it.]
Lori- Go get some help, and I will take Lily to Mom and Dad's room.
Tysean- Fine with me. (Gets up), Like I said, don't do no stupid sht while I'm gone! [He uses his left hand to snap himself out of here to teleport to Beach City. Lily was put in their parents' room for bed she fell asleep instantly. And everyone else went to their rooms except Luna who was holding a picture of Tysean asked herself this:
Luna- (Almost in tears), Why would you do this to me, love?
COMING SOON…
Ch.2 Whats Wrong Lily?