"Heeeeeeeeeeroooooooooo!!!" Relena screamed, running up to Duo. "Hey, where's Heero?"
Duo looked behind him. "Uh, um.. uh, I don't know. Why don't you go annoy, oops, I mean talk to Wufei?"
"Okay.." Relena screamed, skipping off in Wufei's direction.
Trowa looking confused. "Duo thats not nice to set that girl on poor Wufei."
Duo took a step closer to him. "Well, it was either him, or us... Which one?" Heero jumped out behind Duo.
"good thought.. Hi Heero"looking slightly ammused.
"If it was up to me..." Trowa paused. "Him." He paused again, looking at where Heero was standing. "Heero, what were you doing back there?"
Heero looked at Trowa's expression and wapped him on the head. "Hiding, you baka!"
"Ow, that hurt." Trowa whinned.
"Oh, stop your whinning," Duo told him. "Its time to go get popcorn, and go watch Relena bother Wufei.. from a distance. Don't wanna get caught in the crossfire.
Quatre laughing from his spot by the window, "i'd hurry."
"Okay," Heero said, "its not funny watching someone suffer." He yelled, sternly. "It's hilarious..." Everyone laughed. "Qautre, get the popcorn, Duo, get the blanky, Trowa, go pick a good spot."
"What are you going to do?" Trowa asked.
Heero got a frustrated look on his face. "Laugh, what did ya think?"
Duo looking at Heero. "All your going to do is laugh while we do the work ?? Not on my watch mister," smirking lightly.
Heero looks at him " what do you have in mind?"
Duo raised an eyebrow. Then, winked.
Heero blushing violently. "i didn't mean it like that Duo."
"You didn't?" Heero shook his head. "DOHT!" was heard all across the land.
"Okay," said Duo. "Just go laugh AND find a spot. Trowa, come help me get the blanky."
"Blanky?" Trowa mocked.
Duo gave him the loathe look. "Yes, the fucking blanky.."
"Ok, i'll do it." Looking disapointed, Heero walks off to find the perfect spot.
"Blanky?" Trowa still mocked, walking off with Duo.
A few minutes later, all of them were under a tree, in the dark shade watching Wufei chase Relena around a tree with his kitana. "Poor, poor Wufei," Quatre spoke.
"Poor Wufei?? " laughed Heero.
"Blanky?" Trowa still asked Duo. "Will you shut up about the fucking blanky! Its a blanket!"
"It's about time he deals with her!" Heero remarked. "I am getting sick of her always asking where i am! I bet ya twenty bucks Wufei knocks her unconscious!" Heero told them.
Quatre was surprised. "Heero!"
"What, what did I do?" "Nooooooo, Wufei don't hurt me please?" Relena wined.
"Come back here you bitch!" Wufei screamed. "Stupid Onna, don't ever come and ask where Heero is I can't stand you and neither can he!"
"No," Relena cried. "It's not true."
Wufei then, saw Heero and the rest of them laughing at him. "Actually, dear Relena," he took her by the arm. "Heero loves you.. You see that tree, right there?" He pointed.
"Uh, oh." Duo whimpered. "I think he's telling her where we are.." Heero stopped laughing. "Oh, shit. He is! YOU BASTRD!" He screamed.
"Heero? Is that you?" She ran over to the trees, while everyone was running.
"Whose laughing now, baka yaros!" Wufei laughed.
"I will get him back for this," Duo said, running beside Heero. Heero agreed. "Tonight. Right now, just RUN!"
"I'll get you for this BOY!" Trowa exclaimed.
Wufei was on the ground, literally laughing his ass off when Sally Po came running up.
"Chang, what the hell are you laughing at?"
"what is every ONNA going to come up to talk to me?? INJUSTICE!"
"Are you getting a tone with me, young man? I will paddle you!" Sally threatened.
"No, masta. Me, no I'm not getting a tone wit ya... no way.." In his mind, Wufei was thinking: "FUCKING ONNA! NO ONE BOSSES ME AROUND! I'LL KILL YOU! INJUSTICE!"
"Your thinking outloud.. young man.." Sally Po turned around, with a paddle in her hand. Slapping it against the other.
Still running away from Relena. Duo remembers and takes out his gun from his pocket and points it at her. "Stay away from my man"
"Buring it..." Relena throws her head.
"Its already been buroughten, Bitch!" Duo throws his gun to the ground, and takes ahold of Relena's hair.
Heero looks back and yells, "CATFIGHT!" Trowa, Qautre, and Heero stand watching Duo beat the hell out of Relena.
He finally threw her to the ground, and said, "That's why he's my man!"