According to you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, or any other character from the manga that may or may not pop up in this one shot. Kishimoto owns the manga. Nor do I own the song 'According to you' it is in the possession of the singer Orianthi.

I own this plot, although the credit for inspiring this idea should also go to Orianthi, and Kishimoto. Thank you.

Beware of Sasuke Bashing. And I can't Believe I am doing this. But this will be ending as a NaruSaku. ACK!

There really is nothing more dangerous then Gintsuki with two wine coolers, countless other beverages, and two shots of Tequila. I REPEAT! BAD IDEA!

Cuz then I come up with stories like this. NO I am not writing this while intoxicated. I am saying I came up with this idea, while only slightly WASTED! And somewhat wrote it down. Miraculously.

Anyway, enjoy. R&R! Tootles.

According to you.

Sasuke&Sakura's House.

Sasu P.O.V.

I got home late, shouldn't have stopped at the coffee shop, I knew it was only going to delay my getting home. But as I looked around, I realized that it really didn't matter, because I still got home before Sakura, girl couldn't get anywhere on time to save her life. However, Sakura has been my girlfriend for the past eighteen months. I quickly threw my clothes in the wash to hide the evidence, and got in the shower to make sure not a trace was left form my little 'delay' at the coffee shop. When I got out, I noticed Sakura still wasn't back. Which was odd, because normally she would call when she got held up at the hospital, sometimes she really is useless. Shrugging it off, I popped in a movie while I waited for my pink haired girlfriend to get home. I guess at some point during the movie I must have fallen asleep, because the next thing I knew was the very loud end credits song blaring out of my surround sound system. Looking at the clock, I realized it was well past any amount of overtime Sakura would normally deal with. I wrote it off as an emergency, or else she would have called by now, and I walked into the kitchen to get myself something to eat. She could have at least prepared something before she left, couldn't she? It was then I first noticed something wrong. The picture of Sakura and I that was normally on the refrigerator, wasn't there. Something was definitely not right. Going back down to the basement, I noticed none of her laundry down there, feeling a bit uneasy, I raced to the living room again. All of her books, movies, and photos were gone. Just gone! I ran into the bedroom, and started going through the closet. Nothing. No trace of Sakura, not one. Her clothes weren't in the dresser. Her shoes gone, even the bedspread was changed back to its original black it always was before she moved in with me. It was then I saw it.

Lying on the pillow, was the picture from our anniversary that should have been hanging on the fridge. It was taped to an envelope. Cautiously removing the picture, so as not to tare it, I saw in Sakura's cool script, 'Sasuke' opening the envelope, I found the Uchiha medallion necklace I had given her for Christmas. And a single note, pulling it out, it read as follows...

Dear Sasuke...

It is approximately 11:30pm, and you've finally noticed that I'm missing. Well get used to it, because I'm not coming back. And the reasons why you'll find below...

According to you, I'm stupid, useless, and I can't do anything right. According to you, I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time even if it would save my life. According to You!

On the other hand, we have your best friend, recently it has come to my attention that he doesn't agree with you. Quite the contrary actually. You see, whereas According to you, I'm boring, moody, and you can't take me anyplace. According to you I suck at telling jokes, cuz I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span, and you're the boy who puts up with that. According to You!

But not According to Naruto. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it either. Its nice to feel like you're wanted, and not just some free loader/burden to someone in their own house.

I loved you Sasuke, but I need to feel appreciated, like the person I'm with doesn't hate me for breathing. Why can't you see me through his eyes? Its to bad you've forced me to pick between the two of you.

So you see Sasuke, according to Me, You're stupid, you're useless, and you most definitely can't do anything right!

And According to Naruto. I'm Beautiful, Incredible, and he can't get me out of his head.

According to Naruto, I'm Funny, Irresistible, and Everything he's ever wanted.

With him, I feel like I have a place in this world, not like some unwanted maid living there for convenience.

So baby tell me what I've got to lose? Because he loves me for everything I'm "Not", According to You.

I took the lamborghini, because I paid for it, and its in my name. So you will be needing an alternate form of transportation.

And Naruto says he likes how it handles.

I leave the picture from our anniversary, in case you ever want to look back on what you missed out on.

~Sakura Haruno~

Ps: You can screw the girl at the coffee shop as much as you want to now.

I set the necklace, and photo down on the dresser. And scanned the note once more, looking for any signs of remorse in her writing. After finding none, I set the note down with the other two items she left behind for me. She was right, I didn't treat her right. And now I'm paying for that. 'Karma works in cruel ways', I thought, as my chest twisted painfully and I flopped down on my bed. A small smile touched my lips as I realized she left me one more thing. The pillows still smelt like her shampoo. And I was going to make that last as long as I possibly could.

THE END!

A/N: SASUKE FANS DON'T HATE! SASUKE HATERS FEEL FREE!

Lol, actually, I don't think that's sending the right message. Oh well, interpret as you feel necessary.

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Yuragimizuumi no Gintsuki.