This is our first fan fic so don't flame us if it sucks...we have nothing against gay people..We're just bored!!
Disclaimer: we do not own Naruto, but that would be awesome wouldn't it??!!
Interview #1: Uzumaki Naruto!!!
Naata: Hi, I'm Naata!!!
Mayuki: And I'm Mayuki!! We're going to interview Naruto characters!!
Naata: Yays!! First up for interviewing...Uzumaki Naruto!! (Naruto walks in)
Naruto: Yeah, I'm famous, Believe it!!
Naata: Hi, Naruto!! You are the best!! But let's get right to it. There have been rumors spreading that you're actually a girl! Your thoughts??
Naruto: That's a bunch of bullshit and you all know it!! I AM A GUY!!!!
Naata: I must say, though, the ninja centerfold did come pretty easy to you. In fact, I've seen instances where you don't even use hand signs!!
Naruto: (turns red) that's...that's because I have mad ninja skills! Believe it!
Mayuki: Whatever... next question... How do you feel about the whole yaoi thing??
Naruto: (turns even redder) I...am...not...GAY!!
Mayuki: Well, if you were a girl, you wouldn't be gay!!
Naruto: I wonder if that would work- I mean, I'M NOT A GIRL!!!
Mayuki: Well, we'll debate that further when we interview Uchiha Sasuke!!
Naata: Okay, next question...why isn't there any Yuri in Naruto? I mean, yaoi is cool and all, but is it just guys??
Naruto:..How would I know...?
Mayuki: Well, you are a girl!!
Naruto: NO I'M NOT!!(Gets up) I'm outta here!! (Starts walking off)
Naata and Mayuki: Nuuuuu! Naru-chaaaan!!!Come back!! (Runs after Naruto)
Naruto: AAAAAAHHHH!!!(Girls chase him out of building)
Naata: Well, we're busy being crazed fan girls, so see you next interview!!
Tune in next time for Uchiha Sasuke!!