How To Be A HeartBreaker

(A Shamy Fanfiction)

It had been a long day at work, Amy sighed as she threw her keys into the bowl she kept on the cabinet by her front door. She shut the door behind her, walking towards her couch and setting her passenger bag down before flopping down onto her couch. Amy briefly closed her eyes before examining her arms. Along her right wrist was a scratch from one of the Monkeys in her laboratory, they hadn't taken too well to having their cigarettes taken from them. Amy's eyes fluttered shut and she exhaled, deciding that a quick nap was fitting after the strenuous day she had had. A beeping sounded throughout the room as her mobile phone alerted her that she had an incoming phone call. With a groan, Amy grabbed her bag and answered her mobile.

"Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler speaking", she said with as much energy as she could muster.

"Hey Ames, it's Penny!" Her bestie chirped from across the line.

"Hey Penny, what's up?" Amy asked.

"I think we're due a girls night, what do you say? Bernie has already agreed, and honestly it wouldn't be girls night without you here!" Penny stated nonchalantly.

Amy rolled her eyes and smiled, "I'll be there at Eight" she stated before hanging up. Amy glanced at her clock, it was Seven. She threw her legs off the couch and showered quickly, before changing into comfortable clothing for the night ahead and heading out the door, grabbing her keys as she left.

Amy got into her car and began driving, stopping along the way to buy some Sauvignon Blanc for Penny, knowing that it was her favourite. While in the store, Amy waited for the Man at the till to finish serving his customer. Amy glanced around the room, glimpsing all the framed images of satisfied customers drinking their well photographed beverages. Amy couldn't help but notice the lack of clothing on the models, the women in shorts and bra's and the men bare chested.

Oh my, imagine Sheldon bare chested with his arms placed around me like that Amy thought, biting her bottom lip. The clerk dragged her from her fantasy as he signalled that he was ready to serve her. Amy blushed before stepping forward to the till and paying for her selection.

She hopped back into her car and made her way to Penny's apartment. She pushed open the door of the apartment building and began to make her ascent up the stairs. She was exhausted by the time she reached the second floor, maybe she should have stayed home? Those animals had definitely taken it out of her. Amy continued her walk up the floors and was relieved to see the door to Penny's place. She walked over and knocked the door, Penny opened it with a welcoming smile on her face.

"Hey Ames!" Penny smiled, opening the door wide enough for Amy to enter. Amy stepped into the apartment, handing Penny the Sauvignon Blanc with a grin.

"I know it's your favourite!" Amy said with a knowing smile. Penny smirked and walked to the kitchen, getting three glasses from the kitchen cupboard.

"Thanks Ames!" Penny called as Amy sat on the couch beside Bernadette, who was sitting reading a magazine. Amy peered over her shoulder.

"What are you reading, Bernadette?" Amy questioned. Bernadette glanced over to Amy and shrugged her shoulders.

"Just some teenybopper gossip magazine!" Bernadette said with a giggle, "I mean some of the stuff in here is incredulous! The headlines I have seen, How To Know If A Guy Likes You, Dieting Tips for a Hot Summer Body, How To Be A Heartbreaker, I swear, their all about how to impress some guy or become anorexic!" Bernadette cried, throwing the magazine onto the coffee table.

Amy couldn't help but smile at her friend, clearly remembering when Bernadette was willing to pose half naked to be in a science magazine.

"Who knows? Maybe one of these articles could help me with Sheldon", Amy said nonchalantly, picking up the bunch of glossy paper. She flicked through the pages until a headline caught her eye, How To Be A Heartbreaker. Bernadette had mentioned this one.

"Here you go girls, glass of fancy wine for each of us!" Penny said, waltzing over and propping herself down beside Amy, passing a glass to Bernadette and attempting to pass one to Amy.

"Penny, just set mine in front of me, I want to read this article!" Amy said, distractedly.

Penny set her and Amy's glasses on the coffee table, before leaning over to read alongside Amy.

"Who would have thought that you of all people would be interested in that garbage!" Penny claimed.

Bernadette nearly choked on her drink, " YOU'RE the one who bought the magazine!" She accused, cocking an eyebrow. Penny laughed, picking up her glass and taking a gulp, winking at her friend.

Amy, however was too engrossed in the magazine to take notice, she was incredibly captivated by what she was reading.

How To Be A HeartBreaker!

Step 1: Have some fun!

Girl, you have to tease your partner and have fun! Bring something different and exciting to your relationship.

Step 2: Be The First To Leave

Nothing drives a man crazier, than not being able to control when their actions are going to end. Take away the control and show them whose boss!

Step 3: Appear Innocent!

Appearing innocent is one was to drive your man bonkers – down there! Act dirty and tease him, but make sure he thinks your innocent and pure- even though your intents may not be so!

Step 4: Kiss Him Goodbye

If you plan on leaving, after driving him wild, kiss him and make sure he wants you. Deepen the kiss and when he reciprocates, stop and leave. Always leave him wanting more.

This is a sure fired way to have him wrapped around your finger.

Amy smirked, before placing the magazine down and replacing it with her drink. She took a drink and smiled devilishly, Immensely looking forward to using these steps on Sheldon.