I think that the Straw Hats have a lot of bad habits. So why don't we sit them down and confront their flaws... shall we?
-Chapter One-
The crew was gathered in the kitchen, awaiting the arrival of their first mate, Roronoa Zoro.
Luffy was prepping the crew. "We're doing this because we love him."
Sanji scowled. "I hate him." Luffy continued. "Let's try not to upset him."
"I want to see him cry"
"Sanji, Shut Up!"
The crew fell silent as Zoro walked into the kitchen. "Oi, what's going on here?" he asked, eyeing the circle of chairs suspiciously.
Luffy repeated his words. "We're doing this because we love you."
"I hate you."
"Sanji Shut Up!"
Zoro sat down in a chair. "So what's up?" Chopper took Zoro's hand. "We need you to stop drinking."
The swordsman blinked into space. "What?" Chopper patted the green haired teen. "Give up alcohol."
Luffy walked over to Zoro. "So gimme the rum."
"And the rum"
"And the sake"
Three hours later
"And the rubbing alcohol,
and the alcohol pads,
and the deodorant,
and the shampoo" Usopp: "I didn't know that had alcohol in it"
The room was scattered with bottles, barrels, and containers of alcohol. Sanji stepped over a huge barrel of sake which Zoro was hiding in his belt. "How did you fit that in there?!" he exclaimed, as Zoro pulled a gallon of rum out of his shirt.
Luffy looked at all the liquid that Zoro hid. "There, now don't you feel better?" Luffy asked, looking Zoro in the eye.
Zoro had turned pale. "I'm gonna pass out." he said. Luffy smiled. "Of course not silly! You need to be drunk to do that!"
Chopper's eyes widened. "No ,really ,he's gonna pass out!" he exclaimed, barley getting out of Zoro's way as he fell to the ground.
Coming up in the next couple of chapters:
We confront Luffy on his eating habits
Sanji is pried away from his precious cancer sticks
and Zoro get's ill tempered with Franky's semi nudity.
Read on!