Random Naruto Things

By: Orochimaru'sForeverLover

Disclaimer: I do not own naruto but I want too…

(Takes place at the Itchiraku Ramen Shop)

Iruka: NARUTO STOP EATING SO MUCH!

Kiatsu(me): Don't worry Iruka just let him explode Smirks

Iruka: EXPLODE?! Faints

Kakashi: Naruto is gonna explode!? I WANNA SEE! Looks around

Naruto(With his mouth full): Im Ga Ecpod?!

Kiatsu(me): Yes Naruto you are gonna explode Smiles

(Naruto explodes)

Shikamaru: Does the chicken dance

Kiatsu(me): Gets seriously hyper active

Iruka: Uh oh Kia is hyped up again… HIT THE DECK!!!!!

Kiatsu(me): CHOCOLATE! I LUV ROCHI-KUN! Huggles an Orochimaru plushie MEOW WOOF! Scratches her cute little fox ears with her back leg (Pants like a puppy) FLUUBA CAREDAGA MEOOFOO BLAA! Passes out

(Everyone in the Ramen shop stares at me with widened eyes)

Read and review pleez 3 oh and I'm not a Naruto hater I just thought it might be a bit funny… NEXT CHAP WILL BE UP ONCE I GET ONE REVIEW! 3