Random Warrior Cat Stuff
Epic Part 1
Lionblaze: RANDOM BASEBALL TIME!
Jayfeather: But I can't see.
Lionblaze: Well then you will be with the other spectators.
Jayfeather: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE SPECTATORS, TIKI TORCHES AND PURPLE SPARKLY PENS! -runs around screaming-
-Hollyleaf comes in. since THE AUTHOR said so she is now alive again. So ha.-
Hollyleaf: What the…? Are we going to have to play House again?
Lionblaze: Maybe. I told him he had to be a spectator and he freaked.
Jayfeather: -still running in circles and screaming- WHY DID STICKY BETRAY ME?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! -shakes fist at lake- I HATE YOU! YOU STOLE MY BELOVED STICK FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Brambleclaw comes in-
Brambleclaw: Jayfeather, will we need to lock away the catmint again?
Jayfeather: NO! I MUST KIWL ALL HOO OPPOSE MAI HAMBURGERS AUTHORITY! WITH MAI GLEW GUNS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! -runs manically around, even through trees-
Brambleclaw: I always knew he would become a madcat
-Bramblclaw leaves and baseball game starts- -Lionblaze and Hollyleaf are spectators and Jayfeather is running wildly around the field-
Lionblaze: You know what? I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat.
Hollyleaf: Okay.
-Both leave, then Heathertail and her Lionblaze fan club appear-
Heathertail and fan club: OHMAIGAWDIT'SLIONBLAZE! -runs over- WHEREWEREYEW?! WEMISSEDYEWSOMUCH!
Lionblaze: Oh crap. -pulls out gun and shoots them-
Heathertail: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOURRESISTANCEISFUTILE! IBOUGHTABULLETPROOFSKINSUSINGMAIVISACARD!
Lionblaze: Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! The dreaded Visa card! -falls to knees- It seems like Heathertail will do anything to get me, even expose my one true weakness! WHY?!
Hollyleaf: -grabs Lionblaze- Hurry! We'd better leave!
Lionblaze: Right. -gets up and runs away with Hollyleaf to McDonalds-
-at McDonalds drive-thru- -and yes, Lionblaze can now drive a car-
Sandstorm: -on intercom thingy- Hello, welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?
Lionblaze: Yes, I would like two double cheeseburgers and hold the lettuce with french fries and two Pepsi's.
Sandstorm: …I'm sorry. What do you want on the burgers?
Lionblaze: I want cheese and everything except lettuce.
Sandstorm: So no lettuce.
Lionblaze: Yes.
Sandstorm: Yes lettuce?
Lionblaze: No lettuce!
Sandstorm: …Okay, so what else did you want?
Lionblaze: French fries and two Pepsi's.
Sandstorm: Where do you want the fries?
Lionblaze: IN THE FRICKIN' CARDBOARD FRY THINGY!
Sandstorm: …And the Pepsi's?
Lionblaze: IN THE CUPS!
Sandstorm: What did you want on the burgers again?
Lionblaze: Oh my GOSH! HOW HARD IS IT TO WRITE THINGS DOWN?! -bangs head on wheel, causing horn to go off-
Hollyleaf: Let's just leave and go get Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwiches.
-They drive away to Jack in the Box- -meanwhile…somewhere in the woods with trees…-
Scourge: Revenge on Firestar is MINE! So what he always had better hair that me? I have one thing he doesn't… A BIG BOUNCY INFLATABLE BLUE BALL! -evil cackle-