Okay.... how kioji stole Christmas: most of the gundam pilots of the shuffle alliance liked Christmas a lot, but kioji, brother of domon did not, kioji hated Christmas the whole Christmas season, ask domon why only he knows the reason... it could be perhaps that his spandex was tight, or shadow gundam's head wasn't put on just right, but whatever the reason, his suit or his head, he stood there on Christmas wishing the alliance was dead... so the more kioji thought of this dumb Christmas thing, the more kioji though 'I must stop this whole thing....... kioji giggled insanely and laughed in his throat, I'll make a quick santi clause hat from this stoat*holds up road kill* he chuckled and clucked what an original trick, with the stoat, and dead cat I'll look just like old nick, all he needed was a reindeer, kioji looked around, but since reindeer are scarce, there were none to be found, but did that stop the idiot? No, kioji simply said if I can't find a reindeer I'd use rain instead! So he took domon's girl and he took some blue thread and he tied a doorknob to the top of her head (don't ask) finally kioji was in neojapan...this is stop number one, the evil gundam pilot hissed and he entered domon's house, empty bag in his fist... he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch, but if fat boy can do it, for kioji it'd be a cinch then finally in neorieland, kioji grabbed sabre gundam and gundam maxter and started to shove when he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove, when he turned around he faced clover crocket, chibodee's daughter with her cute little heart locket the girl turned to kioji, and looked up it his head, she looked him in the eye and then clover said 'do you have a death wish, santa, because my dad's not gunna like you taking his gundam...' kioji stuffed clover in a closet and ran into the night, chased by a snow leopard in terrible fright, then he finally got to a mountain, neo Everest some say, and kioji regrets this right down to today, because in neo Japan they say, kioji's large lungs shrunk 10 sizes that day, he was gasping for air and felt light in the head, when I finished the story, kioji was dead...