Some of you may know me from around, I tend to review a lot more than I write stories. Buuuuuut this is my first fanfiction story (duh lol)! Obviously Spandy. But before I begin, I'd like to thank FluffOverdose for inspiring me to stop being lazy and to go out there and write a spandy story. . I've had this plot idea floating around my head for a while, so thank Fluff for it being here on... er, Fanfiction. Make sure to go read her stories too!
"SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB, THE BRAKE, THE BRAKE!" Mrs. Puff screamed and frantically tried to take control over the steering wheel of the boat. He could not do so, because he had sawed off the break from the boat at the beginning of the lesson, before flooring it like he always did. "Okay, I'll try to do something..." Spongebob's eyes searched for a way of stopping the boat, sighting the joystick and he began to try and pull it back as far as he could.
But it was too late to try and stop it now. The thing was like an animal, except only louder.
The boat crashed through various buildings and objects while Spongebob battled with the joystick, unaware that he was stepping on the accelerator while he was doing so, before catching on fire due to the speed it was going, passing a police cruiser on the way by.
"Mrs Puff, quick, jump out!" Spongebob called as he pulled on a cord, unleashing his emergency para-shoot. But Mrs Puff did not seem to hear him, as she was too busy screaming. Spongebob's eyes followed the boat as he floated down to the side of the road on his para-shoot. It was still on fire, and Mrs Puff was still flailing her arms in the air -or water, depending on what way you look at it- and screaming. She didn't seem to realize Spongebob was not inside the boat anymore, as she was still shouting for him to hit the brake.
Spongebob continued to watch the boat, not moving from his place on the road. Eventually the boat began to loose speed. Thinking the boat would stop after a few minutes, Spongebob began to run towards it. But he stopped shortly afterword, after seeing the boat drive over a rather large oil puddle, causing it to skid into a brick wall.
Spongebob jumped in shock at the sudden sound of the slam, and once again he sprinted towards the boat. "Mrs Puff! Mrs Puff, are you okay?" No sooner than after he said this, Mrs Puff's body inflated like a beach ball.
"Stay away from the boat, Spongebob. Just stay away from it," Mrs Puff uttered in a deep, angry tone. Police cruisers began to pull up around the crashed boat, and not shortly after their arrival, an ambulance parked behind the cruisers and men began to emerge from it.
Sensing he was not needed or wanted, Spongebob began to retreat back up the road. But he could not resist asking.
"Mrs Puff, did I pass the test this time?" He tried to ask it casually, but it ended up sounding like the answer of this question his life depended on.
"No, no you did not. And at this rate, I doubt you ever will," came the reply from the stretcher she was being carried on. She cried as she thought of all the next horror filled driving lessons she had to give Spongebob once she recovered, before quickly being stuffed into the back of the ambulance by the ambulance men.
Spongebob sighed, and began to walk back home, thinking over what had just happened. He hadn't been paying attention to where he was walking since he was deep in thought, and accidentally bumped into Patrick a few minutes later.
"Oh, hi Patrick." Spongebob peered down at Patrick, who was huddled over the ground, giggling every so often. "What're you doing there?"
Patrick stood up. "Hey Spongebob. This is my new friend, Hilly!" he announced, gesturing to the ground. "What's that? No, Spongebob is my best friend, and a friend of mine is a friend of yours." He crossed his arms and closed his eyes with a stubborn expression, while Spongebob stared at him with a raised eyebrow.
"Where's Hilly, Patrick? I can't see... er, it." He asked, scanning the ground for this "Hilly".
Patrick gasped, and kneeling down put his arms around a tiny mound of sand. "How dare you call her an 'it'!" He turned to the mound and began to mutter to it. "I can see what you see now, Hilly. I'm sorry I ever doubted you... What, no! Don't say that! We've only just met, you can't leave me now! Please! No!" He began to sob and roll around, crying out Hilly's name.
Spongebob sighed. "Well, I'll see you later, buddy." And with that, he left Patrick be and began to make for home again, thinking of what he could do.
That's the end of chapter one! :3 Please review, so that I know people are actually reading this and so that I'm not just writing for an empty audience. XD The more reviews UI get per chapter = the faster I'll update? _ Even subscriptions would be nice, I just want to know that people are reading. ^^;