DAMN!

CATEGORY: NARUTO

GENRE: HUMOUR,ADVENTURE

AUTHOR: JUSTANOTHERNIGGA

WORD COUNT: 1960

CHAPTER 1°

SUMMARY:

A different take on the third could cause many changes from the original story line were instead of a man whose age had weakened him, he instead uses the knowledge he has gained through his life while still commands his shinobi like the god of shinobi he truly such a big change in the hokage what changes will we find in our favorite uzumaki

op!Hiruzen! fem kyuubi shy& violent hinata semi good sasuke red haired smart quite naruto

TWO MONTHS AFTER KYUUBI ATTACK

COUNCIL CHAMBERS

The 3rd hokage of the the hidden leaf an aged men how had seen 3 ninja wars and fought in 2, the god of shinobi was what the world known him as and known as sarutobi hiruzen by close village, there are other names but those two truly discribed him personally

Hiruzen walked towards the doors of the council chamber like always the the doors instantly opened for him to pass but what was different was the noise that blasted his ancient ears sighing to himself as one thought came to his head he was two old for this shit. flaring a bit of chakra with wa small dose of KI which quickly silenced the room

Going into his God of Shinobi mood which was unluckily named by his idiot student, movingly swiftly yet gracefully to his seat hr turned to address the council members in front of him "Let us begin our first meeting after the attack, first what are the casualties of the shinobi? " shikaku stood up showing his intent to answer the question. "We have heavy losses in the chunin about 350 and 300 Jonin and thanks to preventing our genins from taking place we lost only 30 of them." That was way better then he had evpected "But if we add our lsses from the resent ninja war we have lost 2500 ninjas in our home defense ranks alone but adding the Jonin from base one to twenty we have lost about 10 000 ninjas in the past five years." Dam hiruzen thought he now new things were better if his calculations were correct they now had only 15 000 ninja that was also including the injured ones as well things weren't looking good for the leaf "And the civilian population?" Hiruzen asked . judging by the the flinch of fagaku it wasn't good at all "The civilians took a heavy hit when one of the tails of the kyuubi crashed shelter 12 close to north gate about 25 000 died that is the whole number of civilian casualties. " This was bad for the leaf hopefully the anbu were faring better but with way things were going he wouldn't be surprised to find out that all anbu had died. The anbu commander was a short female 4.7'' tall the only person who was shorter then the homage in the room stood up "The anbu forces were fortunate then wit only squad 47,12,78 and captain uzumaki were our only losses."

"The best news so far now tell me danzou what of your little group? " That was unexpected as it was a known fact that the 4th hokage had shut down root after the 3rd ninja war. Danzou stood up with an indeferent facial expression "Non were lost hokage-sama." but as he was sitting down every one felt what danzou had experienced ,the KI of the lone Sarutobi in the room. "That is good since the village has a shortage of ninja so your men will be relocated to base 88 and 24." That move had shocked every one since those were the only leef bases that were in enemy territory and had not been used since the 2nd ninja war after it was seen as certain death spots

"Training campaigns are to begin as soon as possible with news of the attack spreading we need to expect attacks from our enemies, a change in academy cariculum. The police force has to have tracking teams such as the huyga the will be an influx of spies that I'm leaving to you fagaku do not fail village has to increase the rebuilding other matters not mentioned will be sent to you personally if the are no other matters this meeting is ..." Hiruzen was not able to finish because of donzous call ,making a dismissive hand signal for Donzou to speak"What has happened to the bijuu hokage -sama we are all curious what the fourth did in his last moments in life?" Danzou was really irritating sometimes why did he have to ask that,"The fourth sealed it into an infant." Those words sent shock waves throughout the room and panic in the once silent civilian side of the council. A men stood up one he dad never seen before with an average height, brown hair light skin and green eyes "Hokage-sama how can we all sleep knowing the kyuubi is within our population being locked in a child forgive me my lord but the beast has to die before it takes over the child and kill us all." The men's words had effected the whole side of the civilian council Hiruzen noted so that ment his had influence on them he had to be taken care of quickly before he became to much to handle."Yes that is a good point you raise but understand that the fourth was a seal master who used a forbidden jutsu to seal the kyuubi it has no chance at escaping rest assured councilman. " That a least calmed down most " What of the child hokage-sama he could very well be our only hope of surviving the difficult road ahead, it should be trained into a shield for the great tree not just a shield but the sward that will give death of all of the leafs enemies. " That was expected by the majority of the room. it was what the hokage said that shocked them, "That is a good idea old friend." He said filling his pipe with what looked like tobacco but they were all sure that it was weed, "When he is six I we'll begin his training, now that is all you are all dismissed. " And like that the third had showed every single one of the that he was still a leader of a military state.

CENTRAL SHINOBI HOSPITAL

HOKAGES WARD

The ward was underground only known by the hokage and his medics and his anbu guards that was why little naruto was in the it was the safest room in the hospital. He looked at the young uzumaki who had bright red hair, blue eyes and 3 whisker like marks on each cheek a perfect presentation of a cute child. The child was his chance to fix the errors he had made with his first students,the future of the hidden leaf.

HOKAGE TOWER

The day had been troublesome he was well over his prime and it was starting to show in early mental fatigue instead of physical incapability which was what he had was a light flicker in his chakra sensing field "What can I do for you Jiraya?" A second later the stood a tall men with wild White hair in front of the hokages desk with huge grin on his face."Have any of the other villages found out about our current state? " Jirayas grin vanished "Non yet." That was good, but what he was about to crash his student with the next words, "That is good but I need you to do this for me, the other nations must not know about naruto that will be your mission for the next 6 years with your other duties too."

That was a shocker who was going to take care of his godson while he was away"Sensei, what will happen to naruto while I'm away."

"Don't worry about him my boy he will be under my personal care and I will teach him until you are able to return."

"That is comforting news sensei, till next time" Jiraya said as he jumped out of the window to begin his mission.

CENTRAL SHINOBI HOSPITAL

HOKAGE'S WARD

Leisurely walking towards little naruto's room Hiruzen was contemplating on who should he put as the guardian of naruto so far he had broken the list down to

A ninja active or retired in case of the kyuubi's chakra effecting naruto the would be able to tell

non-biased emotions towards the child

knowledgeable in the art of sealing

And unquestionably loyal to leaf and its current leader

When considering all of these things it left very few ninjas, but still a lot that had good qualities so he was at the moment between a rock and a hard place. 2 mins later he arrived at the room to see something that shocked him, there was the junior anbu member that he had put as narutos bodyguard playing with the 2 month old infant who was a giggling messat the moment that was when it hit him she was perfect for the job and it seemed little naruto approved of the anbu.

"Neko-chan I hope I'm not disturbing you?" The poor girl jumped in shock when the hokages voice reached her ears .

Instantly going onto one knee with her neck bowed low"Hokage-sama I apologize for breaking protocol but the subject was in distress...

"So you decided to playing around with naru-chan."The third said with humour clear as the morning sun "Even though you broke protocol you have helped me with something that has been on my mind for sometime ,neko-chan I have a mission for you,of an s-class do you accept? "

Neko was shocked she was about to take a s-rank mission that was big way to big for a rookie operative such as her,"I am yours to command lord third." she had read in a book that this was how anbu captains usually show their cooperation and since she wanted to look as professional as possible those words seemed like the best in this situation

"Good may the shadow of the great tree be one with you." she was getting really excited, that was the same phrase the Hokage had said to inu before announcing his promotion to full fledge anbu,"Your mission is one which needs you to be undercover. "The way she was excited she could have explode at any min,"You will be little naru-chans caretaker."

'what' was her first thought she was about to complain when she really thought about it an long term s-rank was a huge thing that would surely help rise the through the anbu ranks, plus on the the chibi looked so cute with his big blue eyes how could she leave him to some stranger or worse an ophanage something bthat she knew all enough was terrible since she had experienced it first hand.

With a a sigh Neko removed her mask showing her blonde hair and blue eyes to the world to the world for the first time in 3 her mask Neko looked 20 years old, a normal age for a ninja to have a child the age of naruto if they might need to go public was the thought of the third as he gazed at the things went according to his plan he won't be in the hokage seat ten years from now , yes that would be terrific if only he could half that though impossible no one could blame an old men for dreaming.

"Thank you for you will from this day forward be Yerming Uzumaki wife of to the deceased Hiruzen Uzumaki who was named after me after helping his mother escape iwa hunter nin which was what made you run to the hidden leaf. "

"Now Yerming this here is the destination of one of our safe houses which you will be spending the next 5 years at, you will be joined by Tsunade who is one of my students for extra the third hokage as he left the room to resume to his daily work routine.

SO HOW THE STORY SHARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA TO BETTER THE FIC THEN SPEAK OUT MY NIGGA OR WRITE OUT WHATEVER...

SO LET ME EXPLAIN MY CHANGES FROM CANON

SLIGHTLY OP HIRUZEN WHICH SHOULD MAKE SENCE THE GUY WAS NICKNAMED THE THE GOD OF SHINOBI IF THAT DOES NOT SCREAM OPNESS TO YOU THEN YOU MY NIGGA HAVE A PROBLEM

THE SHY YET VIOLENT HINATA WHICH WILL HAVE THE NORMAL HINATA BUT WITHOUT THE STUTTER WERE SHE WILL HAVE THINGS THAT MAKE HER SNAP E.G TOUCHING HER CINNAMON ROLLS

MY NARUTO WILL NOT BE AROUND MUCH HUMAN CONTACT WHICH WILL MAKE STRANGE AND A BIT WEIRD BUT NOT SAI LEVEL WEIRDNESS BUT ANY WAY DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW, FAVORITE OR FOLLOW

THANKS FOR READING AND ...

WHO SHOULD BE TE NEXT HOKAGE

1)ANTI- HERO DONZO

2)JIRAYA

3)ITACHI

4)TSUNADE

5)KAKASHI

6)GAI

7)ASAMA

8)HIRUZEN STAYS HOKAGE TILL CHUNIN EXAMS

PEACE OUT BITCHES!;-) ;-)