We Like the New Neighbor

by The Nerdinator

The Continuing Adventures of Phineas and Ferb, S1E2 (True Love was S1E1). Phineas and Ferb give their new neighbor a tour of Danville via a rollercoaster, while Doofenshmirtz tries to use an inator to make Roger late to an important meeting. AU where the last four episodes of the series never happened.

1. CAPAF theme song

Somewhere, in an alternate universe...

There are seventy-five days to summer vacation,

Before school comes along just to end it.

So the annual problem for each generation

Is finding the best way to spend it.

Like maybe:

Crossing a tundra, giving tours on a rollercoaster,

or skiing down a mountain of beans.

Creating a system for remembering everything,

Or synchronizing submarines.

Meeting ghost patriots, taming tiger sharks,

Or making a self-driving car.

Cleaning a time machine, stretching a rubber tree,

Or whaling away on guitars!

As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

Before the new grade this fall.

Phineas: C'mon Perry!

So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it aaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

And with Susanna's help, Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it aaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

Candace: Mo-om! Phineas and Ferb are making a spinoff!

Susanna: Seriously, Candace?