Autor Note: None of the characters used in this story are mine, all of these are from their respective owners

Why Jaune

It was a normal day in Beacon cafeteria, where all of the students were normally eating, the Vytal Festival was very close, and of course, everyone was incredibly excited and ancious for it

Jaune went to the table were one of his team mates, Pyrrha Nikos, to ask her for advice on an specific topic

"hey, Pyrrha" almost if it was automatic, Pyrrha looked at him, with a wide smile

"yes, Jaune, what's up?"

"ya think I should ask Weiss out?" Jaune asked, making Pyrrha feel an odyssey of emotions like sadness, anger, disappointment, resignation, hate, jealousy, among others

"of course, if that's what you want"

"ok, thanks" he said before hugging her and leaving, when he was out of view, she slammed her head against the table

However, before he could return to his own table

"HEEEEY, MAAAAAAAAN, THE HELL UP?!" suddenly, a goose appeared in front of him

"WHAT THE…"

"JAUNE, YOU COCONUT HEADED, DUMB FOUNDED, IDIOT!" Thanos yelled

"WHY THE F*CK DO YOU WANT THAT INCENSITIVE PINE TREE AS A GIRLFRIEND, YOU YOU, IMBECILE, NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO SEND YOU TO BEACON, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER THAN KANYE WEST!" sudently a horse version of Yang appeared in front of him

"ITS TIME TO LET GO, MY BOY!" Thanos raised the Infinity Gauntlet, activating the reality stone

"WITH A SONG!" the goose yelled

"W-WHA?!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

ITS REWIND TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" the Will Smith version of the Genie sudently snaped his fingers, sending them to a strange place

Jaune, you moronic fool, how can't you not listen to what your own heart says, to the point in which your own d*ck has to tell you the truth

The white one isn't into you, she likes more red stuff with scyches" thanos begun to sung, making Jaune even more confused

Your own fanbase hates you for that, fricking miles wants you dead for ignoring Pyrrha" Yang sung "once you go with her, ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL BE RESOLVEEEED

So

LEAVE THE WEISS!" Everyone sung

WHITEROSE, ARKOS, BUMBLEBEE

SOMETHINGS JUST AREN'T MEANT TO BEEEE

Some ships can be made true

Despite the fact that almost little to none existing ship has become canon, IN THE HISTORY OF EXISTANCE ITSELF!"

However, due to multiversal coincidences

THIS COULD BECOME ONE OF THE TRUE ONEEES!"

ROSEGARDEN, TAURADONNA (okay, not that one), BLACKSUN

ROMANCE ISN'T THE MAIN POINT!" yelled many RWBY youtubers

INTEGRITY

SO, LEAVE THE WEISS

LEAVE HER, LEAVE HER

SHE'S COMPLETELY INSANE, AND SHE'S INTO RED WITH ROSES!" Thanos sung

Besides, YOU ALREADY HAVE A WAIFU RIGHT BESIDES YOU!" the song sudently ended, Jaune was beyond confused, seeing that Cadin was somehow, in the seeling, bleeding from all of his body, with all of his body parts separated from his main body

"oh yeah" sudently Thor appeared and aimed for the head, killing Cardin

"what in the world has just happened?" Jaune asked, completely shocked and terrified

"destiny, mad one" said Thor before flying away