they live together,
in their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
comes to roam.
When they say,
"GO HOME SEPHIROTH!",
then he crys.
They all hope he falls off a cliff and diiiiiieeeesss!
Cloud: Oh crap! IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Aeris: Hold still or it might get stuck to deep.
Cloud: I think it's as deep as it can go!
Aeris: Well maybe if we work together, we can pull it out.
Cloud: Alright on the count of three...
Tifa was listening right outside the door.
Tifa: Now it's time, I have the camera ready...
Aeris: 1...2...
Then Tifa burst in through the door with the camera to her eye.
Tifa: GOTCHA!
Aeris: 3!
Cloud: OWWW! Oh, that feels better!
Tifa: Huh?
Aeris: Oh, hi Tifa. Cloud had a splinter in his toe.
Tifa: I see well, uh...bye!
**********
Barret: Fetch Red!
RedXIII: ARF!
Barret: Why is it you say "ARF" all the time.
RedXIII: I dunno.
Barret: Did you just talk?
RedXIII: I-I mean ARF!
Barret: Better, now let's keep it that way.
RedXIII: ARF!
Barret: I wonder what Tifa's doing? Usually by now she's trying to get it on with Cloud.
**********
Sephiroth: Geez, these lava lamps are confusing.
Something rang.
Sephiroth: Oh, my socks are ready!
Jenova: Sephy! Get mommy her wet rag on a stick!
Sephiroth: But ma! My socks are ready for racing!
Jenova: I thought I told you not to race your socks again! Remember what happend last time?
Sephiroth: Yes, the eggs got cold and made the rocks go everywhere!
Jenova: Yep, that reminds me, did you clean up the rocks?
Sephiroth: Yes, my feet are now warm.
Jenova: Nevermind about the rag, I need you to scrape off my buttcrust.
Sephiroth: But ma, the cats are flying on the ground!
Jenova: Yes dear, but the buttcrust is just gonna keep getting crustier by the minute!
Sephiroth: Oh dear, my spaghetti is hard.
**********
Cloud: Barret?
Barret: Yeah?
Cloud: Why do you always hang around Red?
Barret: I dunno, he puts up a good argument about politics
Red: ARF! BARK BARK!
Barret: Yes, I voted for Gore also.
Cloud: Barret, he didn't say anything...
Barret: Of course he did!
Red: RUFF! ARF!
Barret: I know, I know! But I think Gore was just associated with the Internet, I don't think he created it!
Cloud: Um...yes...he did actually...
Barret: You stay out of this!
Cloud: Alright, alright!
Red: ARF ARF!
Barret: NO RED! Lincoln was the first president!