Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Rick and Kishimoto own the whole stuff. As for me, I'm just a mere fanfiction writer.

Oi, did someone actually say I was a genius?

Then why in Hades am I now:

Being pursuit by hundreds of monsters;

Out of chakra, and

With my sword broken in half?

The answer's simple. I'm in the Princess Andromeda.

You see. I trained Percy in the Ninja arts for one bimester and in the other month I decided to go on the search for other ones like me, but just as I was in Cleveland I was met by Luke and his little gang (Hundreds and hundreds of monsters), who managed to knock me out and bring me here. I was trapped in a jail with several chakra-blocker seals (though how they knew how to do it I have no idea) and with little food. Everything together had made my chakra run out, and I couldn't cut my way out because they had confiscated my sword and Hecate was holding a spell on it so that I couldn't summon it anymore.

Oh, and yeah. I had torture sessions every Wednesday. I'll give you a flashback of my not so glorious escape.

Flashback.

"Today'ssssssss Wednessssssday. You know what I mean, right?" Asked a snake-ish voice outside the Jail. It was a very little jail, no windows, only one door and it had no bars, so I had been trapped in darkness the whole time.

"Go fuck yourself." I said, my voice weak.

Suddenly, the doors burst open and two dracaenae, snake women with two tails, got in and grabbed my arms. I closed my eyes because of the brightness of the midday sun. My eyes quickly got used to it, but I left them closed anyway. I wanted them to believe I was weaker than I really was. Well, if that's possible, I give you a prize.

The dracaenae led me to the "Doom Compartment" as I called it. They opened the door and I saw a beautiful girl with red flaming hair and brown eyes dressing a cheerleader outfit with a whip in her right hand. An empousa.

Now, it's not like those monsters wanted to get some information of mine or something, they just tortured me because they thought it was fun.

The dracaenae got my t-shirt off and chained my arms and legs so I couldn't escape.

I heard a WHAP sound and then the pain came. The horrible pain of my skin being cut, but I didn't scream. I wouldn't give them the pleasure of hearing me screaming. With all the walk I had managed to gather some chakra, but very little, almost the same as a regular mortal's.

"Naruto, please help me dam!" I said inside my mind.

"Look, Vice. The only way of doing this is by summoning Kyuubi's power, but your body is far too weak for that. You would simply explode."

"Thanks for the happy thought."

"You're welcome. But Kyuubi's power is healing your every injury, so if you block kyuubi's power then you'll be able to gather chakra, even under torture. It's another ability of ours, but the pain of the torture will double if you do that."

"I can make it... I think."

I brought myself back to reality and cut the flow of chakra of Kyuubi's healing power. Almost instantly I felt much-I mean MUCH more pain.

Duplicate? This shit seemed more like quadruplicate.

Even with the pain I managed to gather some chakra and channeled it into my legs. I moved them and broke the chains. Then I channeled it into my arms and did the same.

I turned around to see three stunned faces and the empousa dropping the whip.

"Now," I said with a smirk, gathering more chakra. "Playtime's over."

The empousa grabbed the whip and swung it at me, but I caught it with my hand.

Never do that at home, kids.

I felt the pain on my hand, but again I didn't scream. I started to walk towards the empousa (the dracaenae had left, probably to tellLuke about me escaping) getting the whip off her hands and throwing it away. I then jumped and tried to kick her on the face.

Hey, why does everything in my life go wrong, by the way?

She dodged and kicked me in the jaw. I went flying some yards backwards and crashed into the wall, creating some fissures.

"Lesson number one," I said, getting to my feet and whipping off the blood that was going down the corner of my lips. "Never mess with a son of Zeus."

As soon as I said that, lightning bolts shot out of both my hands hitting the empousa in the chest. Almost at the same time, she exploded into dust. Now, I knew empousai had a spell over men, but it didn't affect me. As for why, I still didn't know. Still.

No time for thinking. I put my shirt on and willed Kyuubi's chakra to continue healing me. I knew that that would finish off my chakra, but the pain was insupportable. A bit more and I would scream and all the boat would know where I am. Just what I needed.

I got out of the compartment and walked towards the captain's compartment. I got to the door and opened it.

The compartment was not much different than what I remembered. The only thing that was different was that there was no coffin there anymore. The coffin should now be at Mt. Tam, at the Titans' headquarters. Percy had told me a palace was forming there, brick by brick, but I hadn't noticed it.

In a corner of the compartment I saw a yellow transparent and glowing cube, and inside it was… my katana. I walked towards it and hesitantly grabbed my sword. When I got it out of the cube, half of it fell on the floor.

Remind me to kick Hecate's butt once the war is over.

I grabbed the half that had fell on the floor with my right hand backwards. I got out of the compartment and ran towards where the pool was. What I didn't expect was to see an army of hellhounds, dracaenae in full battle armor and the minotaur.

"Uh… Hey, guys." I said stupidly.

End flashback.

So that's how I'm now being pursuit by hundreds of monsters, out of chakra and with my sword broken in half.

I ran towards the end of the ship and stopped when it ended.

"End of the ship, uh?" Said a voice I recognized… and hated. "Well, sometime you'd have to stop running, right?"

I turned around to see Luke holding backbiter on his right hand and smirking at me. The monsters seemed to retreat at the sight of backbiter. I didn't blame them. That sword sent chills down my spine. It was just as powerful as mine. Not at the time, though.

"So," Luke continued. "You have two choices. I know you're out of chakra, so you probably can't walk on water. So, you either jump and get smashed with the water and let Annabeth widow or you join us and convince her to join us as well. So. What do you choose?"

Luke was right. If I died, Anna would probably never move on. And that was one thing I really didn't need. On the other side, if I joined the Titans they would probably win, and destroy thousands of lives. It didn't seem fair. But then me and Anna would live forever as kings at each other's side…

I dropped to my knees, sticking the broken half of my sword in the floor, but still holding it, and dropping the other half and put my head down.

"So, you decided to join us… interesting." Luke said in a sadistic tone walking towards me. I scowled, my luck that with the head down nobody could see the scowl printed on my face.

"Now repeat: I renounce to the gods." He said.

"I renounce… to the goddammit." I said, then smirked and jumped, kicking him square on the chest. He seemed to have the weigh of a fridge, but I could still send him some feet back. I took my chance, grabbed both halfs of my broken sword and jumped. I closed my eyes and the next thing I remember is… well uh,

Nothing.

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I recovered consciousness hearing two voices I recognized immediately.

Poseidon's and Percy's.

"Is he going to be alright, dad?" Asked Percy.

"Sure, son. He has those healing abilities. Besides, I could sense him falling off somewhere, but we still don't know from where, though I have a guess."

"What would it be?"

"The Princess Andromeda."

I got up with a start.

"Please," I said. "Don't mention that name in my presence."

"Vice! You woke up!" Exclaimed Percy with his new Lavender eyes.

I noticed I was in an underwater place with an air bubble around my body. It had the exact shape of my body, and if I moved any part of my body the bubble would follow. Probably Poseidon's art. It then got to me: I was in Poseidon's palace.

"Hey Perce."

"Well," Said Poseidon. "I'll leave you two alone. I see you've got much to talk about."

Once Poseidon got out Percy started to vomit words.

"We've been fucking worried! Annabeth even cried! Do you know how did we feel?! You are a fucking bastard!"

"How long was I out?" I asked not trying to sound awkward. Percy seemed to come back to normal.

"Two months."

"WHAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Kidding. Two days."

"Whoo," I said, wiping sweat out of my face. "Thank gods."

"Plus the two months you've been in the Prin- in the ship."

I nodded. I was meant to be out only one month and then come back home.

"So," I said. "When's the quest gonna be?"

"How do you know about it?"

"There's always a quest, Percy."

"True." He said. "We will have to enter Deadalus's Labyrinth tomorrow and find him."

"I'll go."

"No." Now that surprised me.

"Why not?" I asked, now in a serious tone.

"You still need to heal and the Cyclopes are still mending your sword. Besides, I think we alone can manage the whole thing."

"And what about Annabeth? Won't I be able to see her?"

Percy looked at me with saddened eyes, then turned around and headed towards the door. Just when he was about to open it, I decided to talk.

"I though," I said. "Hyuuga coldness was just another idiotic shit the Hyuugas invented. Now I see it's not just idiotic stuff. It's passed from generation to generation. But of course, one only adquires it once he has the Byakugan, right? Because before YOU WEREN'T LIKE THIS!" I was fuming by now.

Percy stood in the doorway for some seconds and then got out towards the surface, towards his beloved daughter of Demeter, Janett.

If I tried to swim towards the surface Percy would just will the water to push me back here. I think I couldn't hiraishin because my digital marks disappeared. Well, about time. I couldn't shunshin because the distance was too great. I was trapped here, in the palace of the Lord of the sea with some Cyclopes mending my sword and I wouldn't be able to see the girl I love after four months.

Could this whole thing get any better?

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Next day I was woken up by my room's door bursting open. I woke up with a start.

"The heck." I said while rubbing my eyes.

Standing in the doorway was Poseidon smiling holding my katana.

"Hey sleeping beauty." He teased. "Your sword here. Very good one actually. I haven't seen this material in… a long time."

He then threw the sword towards me, which I grabbed with ease.

"Thanks. By the way, you know which material is this?"

"That's sacred celestial bronze, kid. Blessed by Amaterasu herself."

I knew the story from the memories Naruto had given me. Amaterasu, tired of Uchihas consumed with hatred, had blessed one only blade that would finish the race she had favored all that time. I never had given the thought that it matched perfectly with my blade. Naruto had used it to kill Sasuke and Madara.

"Thank you, Lo-"

"Just call me Poseidon." He interrupted. I smiled.

"Thank you, Poseidon. Now, can I go back to the surface?"

"Sure kid."

Next thing I knew I was in CHB, but I knew the quest had already started.