Fanfic set after HTTYD2 , just a bit of young adult chit chat that turns a bit embarrassing for a certain couple. Mild sexual discussions. I DO NOT OWN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON
It was late night going on early morning on the island of Berk, the stars were out and the moon was slowly getting lower in the deep blue sky. The Great Hall was empty save for Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, Fishlegs, Ruffnut and Tuffnut who were laughing and drinking around one of the tables; Snotlout and the twins sat around one side with Fishlegs, Hiccup and Astrid facing them on the other.
"Okay Snotlout, that was not something even I would want to know" Tuffnut said disgustedly.
"How would you even know something like that?" questioned Fishlegs sounding equally as disgusted.
"Yeah it's not as if you would know anything about this stuff from personal experience." Stated Ruffnut, with humour in her tone.
"My dad and I talk about this stuff if you must know." Said Snotlout crossing his arms defensively.
"Well in that case I'm glad I'm not involved in any of your father, son conversations." Said Hiccup, "Speaking of which why are we discussing this?"
"Because Snotlout has had too much to drink and Tuffnut felt the need to discuss his 'very much hurt' nether regions." Replied Astrid, taking a sip of her drink.
"I heard that it hurts first time you do; it." Stated Ruffnut, cringing slightly at the thought.
"It doesn't hurt that much." Stated Astrid casually as she lifted her drink to take another sip.
"And you would know from personal experience would you Astrid?" Asked Snotlout stifling a laugh.
Before Astrid had taken a sip of her drink she replied, "Yeah" and continued drinking as Fishlegs butted in with,
"You do realise you just admitted that you have had sex right?"
Astrid's eyes went wide and her face went red, she placed her drink back on the table as the realisation hit, she swallowed hard and stuttered a, "Did I?"
"So Hiccup, Astrid, been getting busy then have we?" Said Snotlout bursting into laughter.
"Who said anything about Hiccup?" Tuffnut asked, Hiccup's face now just as red as Astrid's.
"Well who else would she be getting it on with, Fishlegs?" Ruffnut asked her brother with a sarcastic tone and gesturing towards Fishlegs sitting opposite.
"Wow is that the time? I better get home see ya!" Rambled Astrid as she stood to leave.
"Yeah me too." Said Hiccup with a fake yawn rushing to join Astrid on her exit.
Astrid waited outside for Hiccup to join her, her face still red, as Hiccup exited the Great hall and closed the massive doors behind him, Astrid turned to her boyfriend and said, "They are never going to let me live that down are they?"
"They're never going to let me live it down either you know." Replied Hiccup a seductive smile on his lips as he laced his arms around his girlfriends waist.
"Well if I'm going down I'm bringing you down with me." Astrid giggled pushing the button on his chest that causes his dorsal fin to pop out.
"I wouldn't have it any other way milady."
I don't know what gave me the idea for this fic or what I think about it, all I know is that I felt the need to right it. Opinions?