This is my first go at anything I've written... I have to give most of the credit to KMWagner. I hope y'all like it! Oh, KMWagner suggests that this should go to the tune of 'Don't Let Me Get Me' by P!NK. OK, enjoy!
Bobby freaked out,
Froze the whole house.
Wolverine's lazy,
Storm's gone crazy.
Professor X had a beer,
Passed out for a year.
Mystique is so weird,
Magneto should grow a beard.
'DOCTOR, DOCTOR, PLEASE PRESCRIBE THEM SOMETHING!
THEY'RE SCARING ME! THEY'RE SO CRAZY...'
Jean went insane,
The Phoenix Force is to blame.
She got a new start,
And broke Scott's heart.
Beast is like, blue,
But that's something we already knew.
Wolverine got drunk,
Kurt's gone punk...
'DOCTOR, DOCTOR, PLEASE PRESCRIBE THEM SOMETHING!
THEY'RE SCARING ME! THEY'RE SO CRAZY...'
I hope it gave you a laugh! Thank KMWagner for the lyrics!