Dorky Wolvie
By: BirdieEsme10
~ So, every girl in the world is Team Edward pshh......Team Jacob! BUT my first love......Wolverine! I have an obession with Hugh Jackman and his character Wolverine so much that here's my take on a new girl from Savannah, North Carolina getting a job at the mansion as a housekeeper and meets and falls for Wolverine/Logan but he takes a bit b/c as the title says she's a little...dorky! lol AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T R&R! ~ -Robin
"It this it?" I ask looking up at the big zillion dollar mansion in front of me, ".....I can't be seriously workin' here!"
The head woman, Ororo Monroe, who I called asking for this job looked at me amused and motioned me towards the door.
Yeah, I'm from a small country town in Savannah, North Carolina and I go to New York for a job that's gonna get me into Culinary school.......WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!
Me, Lissy-Paige Cooper, the dork of my small town........dang I hope don't get fired AGAIN!
"Are you alright Miss Cooper?" Mrs. Monroe asks as I fall out of my la la land rant and look at her nodding and then look AT THIS PLACE!
This mansion is HUGE and has everything to paintings, vases, hardwood floors, and this is home for the students.........and it DOES feel like HOME!
"I'm fine, sorry Miss M.," I say panting her arm, "......just go a little overwhelmed there!"
I laugh nervously as she smiles amused again and points around saying where everything is located.
"So, do you understand everything Miss Cooper?"
"OH...yup got it.....got it" I laugh waving her off and grabbing up my luggage and head for the big grand staircase, ".......I'll just go and find my room"
Miss Monroe makes an "okay" sign and almost walks away before.......
"What room did you say again?"
Crap.......I'm so fired!
After Miss Monroe showed me where my room was, I unloaded and went exploring around the mansion.....up until I got hungry that is!
After about an hour of hunting I finally found the kitchen........and everyone in the mansion it seems was in there!
"Hello Miss Cooper" The professor guy from the article for the job says as he wheels towards me with his hand extended and we shake hands.
"Hello Mister....Xavier was it?" I chuckle thinking how stupid I was not to remember my new employer's name!
"Yes, Miss Cooper I am Charles Xavier....and you are not stupid for forgetting" Mister Xavier chuckles as I go blank and pale thinking I said something OUT LOUD!
"OH MY GOSH....I'm sorry did I say that out loud?!" I exclaim slamming my hands over my mouth.
Mister Xavier chuckles lowly in his throat and takes my hands from my mouth and holds them in a "fatherly manner".
"No my dear, I....can read your thoughts.......this a school for gifted....mutants"
MUTANTS.........WOAH.......AND AGAIN I SAY......WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME!
"Owww careful Miss Cooper...you're yelling hurts me and my other mind reader, Miss Jean Grey over there"
"Sorry" I whisper inside my head, "....this better sir?"
"Very good Miss Cooper, " Mister Xavier laughes patting my arm, "... now, come and meet the students and teachers"
I smile revealed and walk forward with Xavier and find a bunch of teenagers and a few adults staring at me with smiles and confusion.
"Professor...why did you tell her about our powers?" A boy with big blue eyes hisses pointing at me.
"Bobby, she is our new housekeeper and you all need to show the same kind of custody as you would want" Mister Xavier said giving everyone a threatening look.
"Oh come on Professor.....you know this chick won't be here a week and go home crying because of this crazy bunch"
We all turned at that very negative comment and found that it come from a very HOT man!
This man is so gorgeous in an red plaid over shirt and a tank top that shows all his muscles and old faded blue jeans with big Indian chief belt buckel.
You know when you see someone and you know their the one........he could be it!!!
"Logan, no one likes a downer, " Mrs. Summers groaned walking up next to me and Xavier, "........and by the way her name is Lissy Cooper"
"Oh, um.....Lissy-Paige it's one name but it has two in it"
Mrs. Summers looked at me apologetic and I feel realived because no one laughed at me for it, for once......good deal!
"Okay.... Lissy-Paige, and she won't crack Logan.....right Lissy?" Miss Grey said patting my arm for reassurance.
"Yes, I-I......." I stutter as I try to find words as I look at the ground trying to not look at the hot Logan guy, "........won't crack!"
The hot guy, Logan, chuckles at my stutters and I look up to see his amused handsome face a foot from me.
"So, you won't crack huh, even when I'm all you can stare at?" Logan laughs moving his face closer and closer to mine until his nose touched mine, "........huh?"
I stare into this man's big hazel eyes and my legs turn to jello and.....turn and run!
I hear Logan and everyone else roar with laughter as I bloat out of the kitchen into the foyer and out the door into their hugh lavish garden.
"Oh man, oh man, oh man.......I'm sooo fired!" I wince over and over sitting down on a stone bench in the middle of the garden, "......why is it always me?!"
I put my head into my hands and try to think of a way to get out of this when a hand suddenly touches my shoulder.
" Please don't laugh at me anymore!!" I hiss into my hands as the person sits down beside me.
"I'm not going to......."
I look up and find that Bobby guy that doesn't like me looking at me confused and bored.
"Sorry.....I run when I get in a jam or when I'm made fun of.....so sorry again"
"It's cool...I just don't think you can keep our being mutants to yourself" Bobby said putting his hand on my shoulder, ".....so don't screw up, deal?"
"Deal..." I chuckle shaking his hand, ".......and I hope I don't disappoint as a housekeeper either"
"Man, you're a dork" Bobby laughs walking away as Mister Xavier wheels up with Ororo and Jean.
"Sorry you guys, " I sigh standing up and facing them, " ....I know I can be a....challenge sometimes"
"Oh your not the only one" Miss Monroe says glaring at Bobby as he passed her, "....Bobby and Logan are the reigning champs!"
I laugh nervously at the mention of Mister HOT Logan and Ororo and Jean come and hug me to calm me.
"Don't worry we're like a big family here....Logan won't bug you anymore" Jean laughs with a smirk, ".....unless you want him to, that is!"
Ororo and Jean laugh as I feel my face get really hot and my palms sweat.
"..F-Funny..."
"Oh chill and come on, we planned a sleepover for the girls in the house tonight and your the guest of honor!" Miss Monroe squeals as she and Miss Summers drag me back to the manison before I could blink.
"Why are you guest of honoring me at a sleepover?!" I cry as we enter the manison and run into the living room and find two other girls there.
"Because we need more girls in this house!" Mrs. Summers chuckles sitting me down on the sofa with the other girls, "......girls meet Lissy-Paige Cooper"
The other girls smiles and introduced themselves as Kitty Pryde, Rogue and make me feel right at home.
"So, what are your powers?" I ask as they all look nervously around at one another awkardly.
"Sorry I-,"
"OH, no worries....we'll do that later..." Mrs. Summers said sitting down beside me and Kitty and Rogue, "......but right now it's time for..."
"MAKEOVERS!!" all the in unison expect for me and Rogue.
Two hours later after giving each other horrid makeovers, we all sat down and watched a couple of chick flicks and chowed down on pizza, chips, and candy.
Ahhhhhhhh.......this is heaven.......my job is cake!
Until.............
"Hello ladies..." I hear Logan chuckle as he walks past the living room with the other chuckling boys.
"We look like idiots," Rogue grumbles into my ear jerking my up and heading us towards the kitchen.
"What's up Rogue?!" I ask confused as I stumble to keep up with her hasty running, ".......you nervous around Logan too?"
Rogue stops and lets go of me and heads to the kitchen sink splashing her face with water and scrubbing off all that horrid make-up.
"NO...L-Logan's a good friend stupid.....but.." Rogue whispers angrily looking at the floor then glares up at me, ".....that other guy with Logan, R-Remy, is more than that"
"Sorry, I'm not good with guys either.......and......heyyy I'm not stupid!" I giggle crossing my arms like a child to get her to laugh.
I smile apologetic as Rogue smiles in return as we both start to laugh at our embarrassments today!
"It's been a very interesting day....." I chuckled making my way to the sink as well to wipe off all of that horrid makeup, ".....but I'm glad I'm a friend and a housekeeper!"
"Yeah no prob......."
I chuckle and my towel at her just as Jean, Ororo, and Kitty rush into the kitchen.
"Welllll......I'm going to bed now.....your girly girls can finish your crazy sleepover fun!" Rogue sarcaticially yawns heading for the back door.
"Um...you mean you're late night date with Mister Remy, right?" I giggle as Rogue blushes and runs out the back kitchen door with a loud slam.
So, after our "crazy sleepover fun", I started my housekeeper work.......and I'm exhausted!
Washing all the bedding, dusting, cleaning bathrooms and kitchen expect.......L-Logan's room!
I passed by it a million times, and my room is just across the hall from him, and everytime I pass by I try and then chicken out to walk in!
So after six hours of cleaning, I reported to Miss Ororo and was told I did very well but missed one thing.......oh crap!
"You know what I mean Miss Lissy....." Miss Ororo chuckled pointing up the staircase, "........he's outside mowing the lawn, training some new students,and working on his motocycle as well......so go!"
I look at Miss Ororo and then at the staircase.....well if he's gonna be that busy......what the heck!
"Cover me up north!" I whisper smirking at her as I make my way upstairs in a rushed panic of excitement and fear.
" Don't kill yourself on the way up though, Lissy!"
I quickly rushed up the stairs, ignoring Miss Monroe jerky comment, and sharply turned down the hall and two doors down to the left......Logan's room!
Here we go self......you're just cleaning his room.....don't mess this up, you big dork!
I hold my breath as I slowly turn the knob and open the door revealing...........A BIG FAT MESS!
"Oh my lands!" I cry out dropping my cleaning supplies in the process.
He's a pig!
.....great.......
His clothes were all over the floor, his bed unmade and sheets tangling in big fluffy knots and guitar sat at the side of the bed!
Wait.......a guitar!
I slowly close the door behind me and head towards the bed and run my hands down the guitar's neck, smiling at the idea that this big tough guy played guitar.
Probably dirty songs from like Hank Jr. and Trace Adkin's butt song!
I scan the room some more and find a lazy chair with a biker jacket slung across it.
Oh man...don't do it self!
But.....I slowly creep over anyway and pick up the jacket immediately smelling his manly scent and giggling with excitement and embarassment!
" Lissy!"
"AHHH!" I scream dropping the jacket and raising my hands like I was under arrest.
BUSTED......WHY ME?!
I slowly turn around and see Jean, Ororo, and Kitty all standing there in the doorway trying to hold back laughter.
"We're just kidding Lissy-Paige, gosh!" Kitty giggles running up and ripping the jacket from my hands, ".....but it was sooo worth it........ Mrs. Logan!"
" Stop it!" I cry throwing myself at her and missing landing face first on Logan's unmade bed.
I hear them all giggle hysterically at me as I lay there feeling embarassed and....comfortable....it smells good and it's still warm!
" OH MY WORD....I hear Logan coming in.....get off there!" Kitty cries as they all three jerk me up and bolt out of the the room.
"WAIT!" I scream before Jean slaps her hand over my mouth.
My supplies are in there......why!
We rush into my room and slam the door and hear Logan's heavy booted footsteps and.......a pause!
"COOPER!" We hear him roar the doorway of his room, ".....GET YOUR CLEANIN' CRAP OUT OF MY ROOM!"
"Well, you heard him!" Jean, Ororo, and Kitty whisper in unison jerking open the door and thrusting me out and right into Logan.
"AHH!"
I jump back with yelp just as three claws miss my head and run straight through the wall beside my head.
"Uhhh....Cooper!" Logan growls pulling his hand out of the wall, burning a hole into my face with his eyes.
"I-I'm s-sorry" I whimper slowly walking past him and grabbing my cleaning supplies, tears blurring my vision.
Oh crap....don't you cry, you idiot!
I slowly walk down the hall and down the stairs, begging that I wasn't fired and praying Logan didn't hear me!
T.B.C.
~ Hope it's good, took me days to get just right, AND DONT R&R IF YOUR DONT LIKE IT! ~ - Robin