Ska-doosh! – And then?

„You….can't defeat me. You…You're just a big…fat…panda." I say to him not believing what happened a moment ago and threatening him with my forefinger. He pinches it.

"I am not a big fat panda.", he said all high and mighty.

Yeah? Prove the opposite!

"I am THE big fat panda."

Where is the difference?

He lifts his pinky.

What the…

"The Wuxi Finger Hold!", I say gasping.

"Oh, you know this hold?", he says grinning.

"You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!", That is impossible!

"Nope."

Fuhhh….Lucky me!

"I figured it out."

What!

"Ska-doosh."

...

It is dark. Darkness surrounds me. Ugh…My head is burning. My arms are paining. My ass is….to shorten it: I don't know where it is not paining.

I try to lift my head. Ugh..Pain.

I try to open my eyes. Yeah it gets brighter. The Darkness is disappearing….and…..Why is there only a golden color? I turn around. Gold. I turn to the other side. Gold. No details. Only golden blur. Am I blind? I try to focus to different points. No difference…..I am blind! No. No. No. This can't be! This can't be! How the hell this happened?

Ugh…My head…The pain…oh, no. no.

I don't want to faint. I don't want to faint.

No Darkness anymore. No Dark…Ugh.

I want to keep the golden blur.

No. No. no. no. no…DOH! I fainted.

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