Triforce Survival
Episode 1
Link: hello and welcome to Triforce survival, the show where contestants try to be the last one standing. I'm Link the host and head judge; the other judges are Princess Zelda and the guest antagonist for Skyward Sword day, Demise! Let's meet our contestants: He's the knowledgeable guy with the items, Old Man!
Old Man: Hello snore!
Link: the evil image, Dark Link!
Dark Link: I will claim victory, it is my destiny.
Link: The magical elder, Sahasrahla!
Sahasrahla: I am, indeed, Sahasrahla.
Link: the owl with the know-how, Owl!
Owl: Hoot! Indeed.
Link: The Fairy full of help, Navi!
Navi: Hey, Listen!
Link: The influenced outsider, Skull Kid!
Skull Kid: That was quite a nice session.
Link: The sorceress of shadows, Veran!
Veran: Link! I'm surprised you've come this far.
Link: The general of darkness, Onox!
Onox: Not bad at all.
Link: The sinister wind mage, Vaati!
Vaati: Tell me, how does it feel?
Link: The Pirate lass, Tetra!
Zelda stares at Tetra confusedly.
Tetra: You're all fools, you know that?
Link: The strange stranger, Tingle!
Tingle: Kooloo-Limpah!
Link: The minish cap, Ezlo!
Ezlo: Hmn? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn…
Link: The twilight princess, Midna!
Midna: Light and shadow don't mix, as we all know.
Link: The treasure-hunting seaman, Linebeck!
Linebeck: I'm a real man of the sea!
Link: The demon in disguise, Cole!
Chancellor Cole: That's Chancellor Cole!
Link: And finally, the spirit of the goddess sword, Fi!
Fi: Fi is the name I was given.
Link: Now that we've met the contestants, let's get to the rules. Each day there will be a challenge from a certain game, at the end of the challenge two people will gain invincibility from elimination and the voters will choose one of you to be eliminated. Today's challenge is; last man standing, Keese edition! You must survive against swarms of Keese, last two people gain invincibility. Let's get started!
The game had begun; everyone was either running or fighting. Except for the old man who fell asleep, but woke up at the sound of Ezlo yelling "somebody put me on their head!" Linebeck did and became minish-sized.
Linebeck: whoa! I'm tiny! My voice is hilarious!
Then Tetra stepped on them
Tetra: Ewwwwwww! I stepped on something!
Fi put a voice in Skull Kid's mind saying "run into that Keese." He did. Now there were only 13 remaining in this round; Old Man, Dark Link, Sahasrahla, Owl, Navi, Veran, Onox, Vaati, Tetra, Tingle, Midna, Chancellor Cole, and Fi. Then Tingle's balloon got popped so he fell to the ground, Vaati got swarmed, and Fi and Sahasrahla were controlling Chancellor Cole and Onox, who ran into each other but Onox was heavily armored so he stayed up. Veran possessed a Keese and thus fooled the Keese. Owl flew into a wall while checking behind him.
Link: Now only 9 remain; Old man, Dark Link, Sahasrahla, Navi, Veran, Onox, Tetra, Midna, and Fi.
Navi flew and dodged all the incoming Keese. Sahasrahla was trying to control Onox when he got caught. Onox got struck from behind, old man fell asleep again, and Tetra got surprise attacked. Midna found out Veran's disguise and knocked her out.
Link: We're down to 5 survivors; Old man, Dark Link, Navi, Midna and Fi.
Old man got attacked while sleeping, and Navi got attacked from behind.
Link: Oh! There are only 3 remaining, Dark Link, Midna, and Fi!
Midna: Uh oh! I'm surrounded from all sides!
Demise: Yeah, that's the definition of Surrounded!
Link: Midna just got caught, so Dark Link and Fi win immunity!
Dark Link: Finally.
Fi: Good, I won.
Link: Now the three judges will decide who to eliminate…. Right after these messages!
Link: Welcome back to Triforce Survival! We have decided with the crowd on four possible eliminates, Dark Link and Fi have invincibility; Sahasrahla, Owl, Skull kid, Veran, Vaati, Tetra, Ezlo, Midna, Linebeck, and Chancellor Cole, you all have zero votes! So Old Man, Navi, Onox, and tingle, you all have one vote!
Navi: Everyone hates me!
Link: Don't worry Navi, it's only one vote. Now let's go to or randomizer to decide who gets eliminated… And the results are:
Old Man
Old Man: snore
Tingle
Tingle: Excellent!
Navi
Navi: Yay! Nobody hates me!
Onox!
Onox: You will rue the day you eliminated me!
Demise: Nope!
Demise sends Onox flying with a strike from his sword.
Link: see you next time on Triforce Survival!