Author Note - Well, this is our first fanfic that we've actually published. So, I hope you enjoy and please leave a review. Reviews make us happy inside. x3 And if they seem out of character at points... Well, we tried to make it normal sounding. ._. And we shall give you freshly baked sugar cookies if you review. *takes them out of the oven* The longer you take to review, the less fresh these cookies will ggeett. ;D And if you do review, don't be too harsh, but constructive criticism is fine.

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Zoro was up training in the crow's nest. Sanji was making drinks and food in the kitchen. Franky was down under deck inspecting the ship while Usopp was making some more of his... err... creative ammunition. Chopper was making extra medicine just for emergencies, and Luffy, as usual, was in his special spot. Robin and Nami were in the aquarium, reading clothing and shopping magazines. Brook was playing his violin, to lift everyone's spirits. It was just a normal day on the Thousand Sunny.

Zoro fell down from the crow's nest. "Ow." Zoro walked to the kitchen to see Sanji just finishing up on some spicy shrimp chili. "Make me some food, Curly Cook." Zoro demanded, leaning against the door frame.

"Screw you, Moss Head. This is for the goddesses~" Sanji said, hearts appearing in his eyes, as he twirled out the door down to the aquarium. Zoro rolled his eyes, scoffed, and wandered into the kitchen.

"I'm hhuunnggrryy!" Luffy complained, from his special spot. Suddenly, a large explosion was heard from the kitchen, and Zoro left the kitchen, coughing and concealed in smoke. Sanji came back to the kitchen immediately, screaming.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN, MARIMO?" Sanji yelled.

"It went boom." Zoro shrugged and walked off. Sanji ran after him, knocking him down.

"I'm HUNGRY!" Luffy complained louder.

"That is no excuse! You're cleaning this up!" Sanji commanded. Zoro laughed.

"Don't order me around, Pervy Cook!" Zoro drew his swords. Before the two could start fighting, Usopp came to the main deck.

"Guys! There's an island over there!" Usopp pointed out.
Zoro jumped on Sanji. "I'm not going to clean up the mess in your kitchen!" Zoro yelled.

"Why the 'eff are you on me?!" Sanji yelled back.
"Because it's fun!" Zoro yelled avoiding eye contact.

"Really?!" Luffy asked loudly then jumped on both of them. "Ooh! This is fun!"

Chopper got a twinkle in his eye and started running at them. "Let me try! Let me try!" he yelled, jumping on everyone else.

Nami kicked the aquarium door down and came storming towards the pile of guys. "What are you freaks doin'!?"

"NAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIIII!!!! I didn't do anything! This pervy swordsman just jumped on me!!!" Sanji sobbed.

"So what if I did! Got a problem!?!" Zoro yelled. Luffy stood up on Zoro and Sanji, with Chopper on his head.

"There's an island? Where?" Luffy asked. Nami sighed.

"Just as slow as ever..." she said.
"Right over-" Usopp started. Then, a large boom was heard and The Sunny crashed into a dock. "Here." Usopp finished. Everyone looked over to Franky, who was supposed to be steering the ship. Franky had a bottle of rum in each hand and he was in the corner of the ship.

"Franky! You're supposed to be steering!" Nami yelled. Franky hiccuped. Brook came to the main deck.
"Yohohoho~ That crash almost killed me... But I'm already dead! Yohohoho~" he said. Robin went to the main deck too.
"What's going on, guys?" Robin asked. Someone started yelling from where their ship crashed.
"Hey! Are you people stupid! You almost ran me over!" the voice yelled. Luffy jumped off of the dog pile and ran over to the edge of the ship.

"Who are you?" Luffy asked.
"My name is Peri. Now I do demand an explanation, my good fellow." the stranger said.
"Well you see, our friend who was steering the boat, got drunk and crashed here." Luffy said.
"Are you stupid?!" Peri yelled. Luffy just stood there.
"Only him." Nami yelled out, smacking the air next to Luffy.
"For almost killing me, I demand that you let me aboard your ship and cook me a meal." Peri commanded. Sanji pushed Zoro off of him. Zoro then smacked Luffy in the back of the head.

"That's for standing on me! ... Wait, who's this loser?" Zoro asked with a dumbfounded expression on his face. Peri walked on to the ship.

"My name is Peri. Whoever the chef is, make me food." he repeated.
"Well, I would, but the stupid swordsman made the kitchen explode." Sanji said with a sigh. Robin chuckled in her hand.
"Urusai! You should have made me something when I asked!" Zoro yelled.
"You could be some gold-stealing freak! I'm not letting you off this ship without being throughly searched! Zoro, you can take care of that, right?" Nami said, crossing her arms. Zoro grumbled and headed back up to the crow's nest. Usopp and Chopper were in a corner, scared of the new person. Franky stood up, still drunk, and his drawers fell of as well.
"Whozzat?" Franky asked with a hiccup, pushing his sunglasses up with his thumb.
"I don't feel like repeating myself." Peri said with a sigh. He looked over at Chopper and Usopp. "Why don't we cook up that raccoon over there?" he suggested. Chopper cringed and started crying.
"I'm not a raccoon!" Chopper cried. Sanji walked over to the kitchen.

"I might as well get started now, hmm?" he said, looking at the destroyed kitchen. Robin laughed.

"You can do it, Cook-kun!" Robin cheered. Sanji's eyes immediately lit up.

"Anything for you, Robin-swwaaann~" Sanji said, twirling off into the kitchen.

"Err.. Franky? Can you fix your pants?" Usopp asked. Franky hiccuped, looked down and laughed. He then reached down to pull them up, then passed out as he leaned down.

"Well, that's pleasant." Nami commented, rolling her eyes.

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About an hour and a half later, Sanji finished cleaning the kitchen and made a meal for everyone and Peri. Everything was dead silent. Peri finished his meal and sighed.

"That was the best meal I've had in ages. My complements to the chef." Peri said. Sanji nodded in his direction. Luffy stretched across the table to grab the last piece of meat and stuffed it in his mouth. Peri looked at him strangely. "Do you have the power of a Devil's Fruit?" he asked Luffy.

"Yeah! I ate the Gum Gum Fruit!" Luffy answered between bites.

"I, too, have the power of a Devil's Fruit." Peri said, leaning back in the chair. The crew looked at him.

"Really?!" Chopper and Usopp asked, stunned.

"Yes. I happened to come across the Henka Henka Fruit." Peri answered, looking proud of himself.

"So, what does that mean, exactly?" Nami asked cautiously.

"It means I have the ability to switch everyone's minds into different bodies." Peri explained briefly.

"What?" Franky asked.

"I see... So for example, Carpenter-kun's mind could be switched with Miss. Navigator's. That means it would still be Carpenter-kun's memory and personality, but in Miss. Navigator's body, correct?" Robin asked. Peri nodded.

"And if one of the people had eaten a Devil's Fruit, the power of the Devil's Fruit stays with the body, and not the mind." he added.

"Oh." Chopper said, still not understanding. Nami stood up from her chair.

"Well, you've had your meal," she said, "now get off our ship."

"But I just got here. Surely I can show you around the island, right?" Peri offered.

"We can find our way ourselves." Zoro said.

"Coming from the one who thinks north means up..." Sanji mumbled. Zoro glared at Sanji.

"Well, I have no problem with him showing us around." Franky said, shrugging.

"The more the merrier!" Brook added. Robin laughed to herself.

"Okay, but first..." Peri started, standing up and closing his eyes. Everyone looked over at him. Peri clapped his hands together, opened his eyes and smiled evilly at the crew. "Farewell. Until we meet again.." he said, moving his hands away from each other. Suddenly, the Strawhat Crew all fainted at the same time. Peri laughed. "Now where do they keep their treasure?"