A/N- Hey ya'll! I'm free from school! YAY!!! And now, I'm bored out of my mind! Soooooo, here's some ... well, drabbles I suppose. The two longest ones are 159 words, so I don't really know if they really qualify as 'drabbles'. But anyways, I was really bored, and wanted to do some sort of crossover, so here you are! Please R&R!


Macavity jumped up into his owner's lap. She was sitting between her two best friends, the one on the left had black hair and glasses, and the other one had fire red hair. Her two friends were arguing about Quiditch.

"Hello Crookshanks! How's my cute little kitty?" said Hermione to her beloved cat. Macavity cleared his throat before saying in perfect English,

"For one thing, my name is Macavity. What in the hell made you name me 'Crookshanks'?"

Hermione sat dumbfounded, and Ron and Harry had stopped their bickering to stare at the cat.

"And for another thing, I am NOT a 'cute little kitty'. I am an evile dictator cat. Got that?"

Hermione nodded her head, speechless.

"Good. Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go plan my evil plans," said the Napoleon of Crime as he jumped up off Hermione's lap and left. Hermione glanced at her two friends.

"You saw that too, right?"


Jellylorum glared at a passing student. The poor girl saw her and quickly stepped into a classroom. Aha! Another one! Jellylorum padded towards the end of the corridor, wre she found her owner. She gently pushed his leg with her paw to make him aware of her presence.

"Ah, Mrs. Norris, my sweets. Where there any punish worthy students?"

Jellylorum sighed.

"Argus, darling, I love you to death, but please. Don't call me Mrs. Norris. My name is Jellylorum. And yes, there was a 3rd year Hufflepuff girl that was late for class, and I also believe that Peeves is in the Great Hall chucking ink pots at passerby's." With a flick of her tail, Jellylorum walked off to another corridor, leaving a very bewildered Argus Filch to ponder the new name.


Electra paced. She wasn't in the Junkyard. Instead, she was in a stone castle, in a classroom to be exact. How was she supposed to tell the tribe about this? She had kept it secret for a long time, but now felt the need to inform the,. They wouldn't understand would they? Electra liked being a cat. In fact, she would try to stay a cat for the rest of her life except for one thing; she was the animagous of Professor McGonagall. Electra sniffed the air. Shit! She had smelled her best cat friend, Etcetera, who belonged to ChoChang, but also didn't know about the animagous part of Electra. The cat was quickly replaced by Minerva McGonagall just as the cream and tiger striped queen walked by the door and looked in. McGonagall looked at her friend before saying "Shoo! Shoo! Go away!" That's weird..., thought Etcetera as she walked away, I could have sworn I smelled Electra…