WE APOLOGIZE, FOR INTERUPTING "TWO AND A HALF FIN", BUT WE APPEAR TO HAVE AN EMERGENCY NEWS REPORT... OH DON'T YOU LOVE THAT SHOW WITH THE NEW GUY, ASHTON FISHER? IT IS AMAZING WITH HIM!... AHEM... NOW TO BARBARA IN THE STUDIO.
"Thank you. Now, on the top story tonight, a murder has taken place at the Krusty Krab; a man named Mr. Whatzit Too Ya. Stories tell that he just came out of the bathroom, when the lights turned off for a brief second, then a scream, a crashing plate, then came back on and the victim had a knife in his chest. Mr. Whatzit Too Ya's life, was gone. The only ones in the Krusty Krab at the time were SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, Eugene Krabs, Sandy Cheeks, Sheldon J. Plankton, Larry the Lobster, and Poffy Puff. We now turn you to the scene of the crime. Barb?"
NOW TURNING TO BARB AT THE KRUSTY KRAB EXTERIOR.
"Well Barbara, it looks like extreme pandemoneum, here. Customers are now nervous about ever eating at the Krusty Krab again because of this tragedy. The suspects have been taken to a secret government lair for investigation. The victim's sister is here with us. Miss, what is your name?"
"Not your problem."
"Um, we kind of need to know."
"No, it's my name. Knotyer Prawblim."
"Wow, you have a weird family, don't you? Anyway, what do you know about the crime?"
"Well, not much, really. I wasn't there. But I was talking to him on the phone before the incident."
"What did he say?"
"Ah, he was just complaining about our stupid names, again. Then, I heard him arguing with some girl... probably mom. Then I noticed he wasn't there for a while and heard a scream, a crash, and before I knew it, the line was dead."
"You think he hung up?"
"How could he? He was killed."
"Oh, yeah. Well anyways, thanks, Knotyer Prawblim. Back to you, Barbara."
"Well, we'll find the culprit soon enough... Now on the news, we have some pictures of a bunch of adorable kittens!"
Disclaimer: "Who owns SpongeBob as long as we live?" "P-Y-R-Z-E!" "Wait, no he doesn't!" Oh well. It was worth a shot.
Read and Review! The next chapters will be all about the government investigation. Of course, it'll be hilarious.