Note: I do not own and did not create these characters or the series NARUTO. So don't come crying to me biotch!! .
Another note: Most of this story is sex…Gay sex…Yaoi….So yeah, have fun and don't get your pants wet :3 But that comes after the 3rd chapter, hopefully sooner.
Chapter one
"Just Strangers"
Naruto sighed, a bleak look on his tired face. He sighed, and obnoxious mushroom sigh, and continued to file past the isles of the grocery store. Stress tightened at his usually relaxed muscles, and he carefully massaged his temples, trying to aid his oncoming headache. "I'm loosing my apartment, I'm poorer than hell, and I'm love deprived!" He complained loudly, striking a pose and imagining his beloved Sakura. The people around him started to back away and tried to avoid him, but he ignored their existence. He cried to himself dramatically, only stopping when the image of Sakura changed into the raven-haired boy he had been grouped with oh-so long ago. He blushed and grimaced at his mind, opening his eyes to see that very person.
The blonde jumped, startled, and was put in defensive mode against his forever enemy "Um…Naruto…Your groceries" Was all Sasuke said, with a plain look on his face. Shit. He had knocked over all of his ramen cups in the process, scattering them on the cold tiled floor. "IT'S YOUR FAULT!! YOU SURPRISED ME!" He burst out obnoxiously. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow and sighed. "Well, what are you doing here anyways?!" He asked impatiently, picking up his ramen from the floor. "I eat you know. But anyway, I have something I need to ask of you"
Both had checked out, paid for their food, and walked to the park with an awkward cloud hanging over each of them. Sasuke sat down on a wood bench, putting down his paper bag of groceries and motioned Naruto to do the same.
"Naruto, I need a favor from you." Naruto smirked and started to make Sasuke more nervous than he already was. "Okay, I don't have enough money to keep my apartment and I need to room with someone until I can get the money. It will only be for a month or two though, I promise." The boy's pearlish skin turned an even paler color when he saw the evil grin on his 'friend's' face. Oh boy. What is that moron thinking? "Okay you've got a deal!! But on one condition: You get Sakura-chan to fall in love with me." Oh. That's what he's thinking. He's even dumber than I thought, and that's hard to beat. Sasuke smiled, more relaxed, and shook Naruto's strong, yet uncoordinated, hand. "You've got a deal, baka."