This fic is based on my Naruto/Harry Potter crossover called Stick Figures, so it helps if you've read it (there are spoilers in this fic). Since there were requests for a sequel, I decided to start this fic. I have no plans to write a complete sequel, but I am not finished with my ideas for crossovers. This fic contains these ideas in the form of short, often unrelated scenes. Some are deleted scenes from Stick Figures, some take place in the other years from Harry Potter fandom. I've got quite some ideas written down, so expect updates in the near future. I'll add to this story whenever I have the inspiration.

Enjoy!

Deleted scene from Stick Figures, where Naruto (Fox) and Sasuke (Crow) discuss Kakashi's teachings in front of the Duelling Class.

Reason it was deleted: it reveals too much information to the students, and I couldn't find a place to put it in without interrupting the flow.

"So if you're teaching us... Who taught you?"

The guards looked at each other as if to measure how much of that question they should answer.

"We've been taught by a jounin sensei, an elite teacher is a translation," began Crow.

"He's insane," added Fox.

Crow threw him a look, but then to their surprise, nodded and said: "He's paranoid."

"He's insane."

"Always too late."

"He's insane."

Marcus raised his hand and spoke with being spoken to: "You've said that three times now."

Fox nodded. "Yeah, it's just very important."

"He always wears a mask. You can only see one eye," said Crow in a monotone. It appeared he wasn't done yet, and Fox happily jumped back on the bandwagon.

"He reads dirty books. In public."

"He always talks in cryptic remarks."

"He screws with your mind."

"And he's the best damn teacher we've ever had," said Crow finally.

"Hell yeah. Wait, what? He totally abandoned me at the chuunin exams! I actually had to wander about, looking for someone, anyone, who'd teach me! It was pure chance that I ran into Ero-sennin!"

"Yes, but he gave you a chance. He was impartial."

Fox had him repeat that in their language, but then scoffed, turned away and muttered: "Yeah, guess so."

He whirled back around and pointed a finger at Crow.

"But! He also abandoned Saku- our other teammate later on, remember?"

It was Crow's turn to scoff. "As if our sensei could teach her what the Hokage can."

"Stop being so right, bastard. You know I'm right too. He ignored her and left us to fend after ourselves. And he never treats us at Ichiraku."

"Ramen isn't all that matters, Fox."

"And he didn't interfere when... y'know... on the hospital roof."

"Oh really? I clearly remember him interfering. Let's recall. Two water towers, a certain girl yelling 'stop it!' and we would've killed her if our sensei didn't interfere."

"You know what I mean. After that he left us alone."

"He tied me to a tree and forced me to listen to him," said Crow.

"I didn't know that."

"There are lots things you don't know."

"But after that-"

"Why are you so determined to make our sensei look bad?"

"Honestly, I don't know. I suppose he tried."

"He mucked it up, but at least he gave you a chance."

"Yes. But he's still insane."

"Yes, yes he is."