Phone boxes and webs-

This is my first Spider-man fanfic and my first Doctor Who fanfic too! And the first one that's not supposed to be funny! That's a lot of firsts. So... here goes. But first some info.

Summary- The Doctor appears in New York (home of our friendly neighborhood Spider-man). To discover something odds going on. There's a guy swinging around in tight spandex and some links to Torchwood. (So I guess it's also a Torchwood one).

Pairings- Maybe I'll have some... or maybe not. I don't know yet.

Note- In this fanfic the Doctor is traveling with Rose and Captain Jack Harkness (if anyone can explain his past to me I'll give them invisible candy).

I know that the 9th Doctor (Eccleston) Rose and Harkness traveled together so that's canon. But in my story it's the 10th Doctor (as in Tennent). And in case I get people complaining I do know that the 10th Doctor Rose and Harkness never traveled together but I don't care! So flame me at your own risk! Basically what I've done is that at the End of Parting of the Ways Jack stays with them (image Jackie's face! ha!). And at the end of Doomsday Rose does let go (their tethered on). There that makes sense doesn't it now.

Here goes!!

NEW YORK-

Spider-man was happy, (well not happy as such for him anything other than miserable and pissed is classed as happy). He had a web pouch with money fresh for J. Jonah Jameson. Money from pictures of his latest battles against Doc Ock who was now safely behind bars.

"I wonder how Jameson would feel if he knew he was funding Spider-man," he said quietly to himself as he web swinged to the next building. Sticking to the pole on top of said building he laughed quietly to himself at the expression on Jameson's face. "He'd probably go purple, or explode or something" he thought laughing a little louder. But just loud enough to scare some birds away from where they were resting.

Spider-man followed the bird's flight with his eyes for a while, before gazing down on the city he was sworn to protect. He saw dozens of people going about there daily lives, going to work, taking their children shopping, having coffee. He briefly wondered how many of these people's lives he had saved in one way or another, before quickly pushing the thought aside. This wasn't the right time he was still on patrol. Even though he had put Doc Ock (among others) in jail soon that didn't mean that there wasn't any crime. With a small almost inaudible sigh he got up from his half-sitting, half-lying position standing still for a minute trying to decide where to patrol next, a second later he nodded his head as if he'd decided. He leaned forward and jumped, in a way that put an Olympic gymnast to shame. Just for kicks he decided to swing past the Daily Bugle building, specifically Jameson's office.

"Expensive Cuban cigars 50 bucks, ugly tie 30 bucks, the look on Jameson's face as I swing past...priceless" Spidey joked to himself, whilst swinging over to the next building. Laughing softly to himself, and wondering in the back of his head when the old Parker luck would kick in.

THE TARDIS

It was a normal day traveling in the TARDIS (well it's normal for people traveling in the TARDIS, but it would be very weird for anyone not used to this way of life). Only a few aliens and planet saving escapades.

The Doctor was at the console of his precious TARDIS, pressing buttons that didn't necessarily needed to be pressed. He stood there silently but with a huge grin on his face. He had one hand in his jacket pocket, the other doing the button pressing.

Laughter trickled in from another room, "Oh so that's where Rose and Jack had gotten to" he murmured to himself. Moving his left hand from his pocket to push his slipping glasses back on his nose. Muttering to himself he leaned over the console tapping the screen slightly.

"Now why are you making swirls? Why would you be doing that for? Don't make swirls at me!" he asked. Scratching his head with his right hand, and putting his left hand back in his pocket he stood up. Taking his glasses off and chewing on one of the ears, with a thoughtful expression on his face. Wondering whether the swirls where a good thing or a bad thing.

Before he could come to any conclusion his revere was by a large shake. Quickly grabbing on to a rail he, swiftly checked to see if there was any damage.

"Doctor?" said a worried voice right behind him, it was Rose. He hadn't even noticed that she had even come in, let alone that she was right behind him.

"What's wrong?" Jack added in standing a few meters behind Rose. The Doctor put his glasses back on, and used that hand to instead scratch his head again. "I don't really know" turning around suddenly he went back to tapping at the screen. Rose and Jack moved to stand next to him both looking at the screen.

"What do the swirls mean?" asked Rose looking at the Doctor and noticing his slightly furrowed brow.

"It means either someone's coming or..." he trailed on tapping the screen a few more times. "Or what...?" Jack pressed.

"That or something's coming" The Doctor finished there was a long silence as everyone considered this. This silence was broken by another even bigger shudder in the TARDIS.

"Whoa that one was even bigger that the last one" said Jack.

"Yeah it was" The Doctor agreed than for the first time noticing what his friends were wearing. "Jack, Rose ...what are you wearing?" he asked in an amused voice.

Jack and Rose both looked down at the clothes they were wearing then at each others before all three of them broke out in laughter. It seemed that they had forgotten what they were wearing too.

Jack was wearing a clown suit with an old-fashioned dive suit helmet under his arm. Rose was wearing a large oversized orange shirt and flare pants with Jack's clown shoes.

Unfortunately their fun was cut short by another large shudder. The TARDIS made a strange noise; The Doctor turned to the console and pressed all sorts of buttons. "What's going on?" Rose asked The Doctor, but this time Jack answered "we're changing direction". He answered before rushing to help the Doctor, "changing direction to where?" was the last thing Rose had time to think before also rushing to help.