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Written for Open on Sunday LJ community's challenge #101, Award.

Oscar Night
by Zzilly14

"And the award goes to..."

Click.

"Mom! I was watching that!"

"Time for bed, Dawnie. You've got school in the morning."

"But I'm missing best actress Oscar! It's between Cate and Gwyneth, and I wanna see which one wins!"

"Dawnie, sweetie, you can find out in the morning."

"But seeing it live is different from seeing a recorded version. It feels more real when watching it live."

"I'm tempted to give you an award. One that involves no television for a week."

"That's not an award, that's a punishment!"

"It's what you get when you receive the Most Rebellious Award."