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Note to Self: Say sorry for this overly weird fanfic and my very weird sense of humor. If you enjoyed this then review. Whomever review gets a cookie
There's one thing that should never happen. Matt having red bull. No I'm serious. Never give him one. In the middle of the night. Matt couldn't sleep. So he went for a walk around the orphanage. Strangely as he was wandering he found that the door to Roger's office was open. He remembered that yesterday he got his energy drink taken away due to a little episode of him running around outside yelling I'm a mushroom with only his underwear on.
He started digging around Roger's office till he found the oh so wonderful stash of red bull. He could hear the angel's sing. He grabbed the stash and ran back to his room. Hoping he wouldn't be caught. Doubtful though.
The next morning while everyone was in the hall for breakfast. Matt barged right in and ran around singing I'm a little teacup. He jumped on the table and danced around, threw food, running around yelling the purple platypus did it, and I'm afraid of teacups. " WEEEE HAAAAA HAHAHA MELLO!!" he jumped down and ran towards. " matt what th-" his sentence was caught off by a giant glomp that sent them both to the floor. " MELLO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!" he immediately planted a kiss on his lips got up and ran around again.
Then his fancy went towards… a chair? " omg chair!! I love you will you marry me!! " after a few awkward stares matt suddenly decided he didn't like the chair and divorced it. " Excuse me mello what happened to matt?" the pale boy really confused. " He had red bull. I advise you stay away or be very afraid of him."
Matt then decided he loved the floor.. so he married it.. then divorced it. Then yelled the children are yours. He ran around in circles then…. Toke off his pants.. he put them on his head running up and the tables yelling " BOW DOWN TO THE PANTS!!" before falling off the table.
He sprang back up and danced the almighty matt dance. ( or so he called it) "Bwahaha I rule the world!!" after a few moments of him running around yelling the most randomest things he could think of about cheese, tooth paste, waffles, and muffins. Thank god he put his pants on.
Roger had to get reinforcements to tie matt down. They handcuffed him to a piece of wood and let him sit there till the red bull died off. He fell asleep an hour after and the entire orphanage praised that. When he woke up Mello was sitting in front of him poking him with his game boy, " Oi. You awake? Calm? Sane? Good. Now prepare for payback for that kiss."
Matt gulped. Oh the joy of being killed by his lov- I mean friend. So the next few days matt had to be followed around by a mental institute dude and Mello used him as a slave.
Umm.. I swear I could be more random but I'm tired. You'd love to be around my randomness i know xD yeahh anyways review and I will hug you and give you a cookie!! D