It's Summertime Again...

The academy is closing in Masako Village, home of the very successful Daimyo: Uzumaki Naruto. Accompanied by his closest friend: Uchiha Sasuke, truly the last of his clan, who is Naruto's right hand man. And Naruto's Love and husband: Uzumaki Deidara, he is responsible for manging and keeping track of Masako's own Number One knuckle headed Ninja: Uzumaki Akigo, now twelve years of age, a perfect image of his late father, except for his mother's bright azure eyes. The Uzumaki Clan, which it is now called, ever since Deidara and Naruto's wedding, is the first clan to live in Masako, and they are proud to have them here.

But things don't always have a happy ending, no, this story is far from over. Many things that our lovers left behind in the past have not been as fortunate, in fact, Naruto might just be the happiest one of the twelve rookies. And he is about to get his rude awakening from whom he least expects it...that is to be revealed, for now, let me tell you what is occurring right now in Masako Village...

"Damn it, Akigo!!"

"Sorry!! Didn't mean to do that!!"

Akigo once again is stirring up trouble, racing through Masako Village as if he were a ninja. Unfortunately, he had knocked over someone's cart in the process. The cart's owner had been chasing Akigo for at least ten minutes, making a big scene all over the village. This was not news to them, though. Akigo had been known to cause trouble, A LOT of trouble.

"I said I'm sorry, nan!!" Akigo cried in terror as the cart owner picked up the speed, poor Akigo was at his limit, it was getting harder to run. "I gotta find mum, nan." Akigo muttered.

"You're gonna pay for my cart, kid!!" the owner yelled making Akigo run faster.

"What's going on, un?" a voice came from the side of the road, Akigo and the cart owner both came to a halt. Standing there was the cart owner's lord and Akigo's mother: Uzumaki Deidara.

"Mum!! You came to save me, nan!!" Akigo cheered, Deidara raised an eyebrow, "What did you do THIS time, Akigo?!" Deidara questioned. Akigo blushed, "I, uh...knocked over this guy's cart, nan.." he said acting polite, Deidara knew he was sorry, that's when he acts so polite. Deidara walked over to the owner and pulled some Ryo out of his pocket, "Here, un. For my son's damages." Deidara said handing the Ryo to the owner. "Arigatou, M'lord!" The owner said and bowed then left. Akigo began to make his escape, unfortunately, Deidara grabbed his arm. "You're coming with me, un." Deidara said in a scary tone, usually to parent Akigo. "Y-yes m-mum.." Akigo stuttered, and Deidara dragged him back to the castle.

At the castle entrance, Deidara stopped Akigo by putting a hand on his shoulder, "Why did you do that, un? I told you that that guy is lame, he won't understand that you're a Ninja in training, un." Deidara said, obviously over the years Deidara has developed a parenting side, which was to help Akigo be better than his mother and father, both criminals, and both retired in their own way. Sasori passed away twelve years ago, and Deidara learned to love and became kinder at heart with the help of his husband Uzumaki Naruto, and his friend Uchiha Sasuke. Resulting in them forming a new three-man cell, all helping train Akigo, who is graduating from the academy tomorrow. Then the academy will close for Summer.

Leaving Akigo free to be a reckless ninja.

Like his adopted father: Uzumaki Naruto.

"That's just it, I'm only a ninja in training, nan! I don't have any headband or weapons or jutsu! I'm just a kid, nan!" Akigo complained, Deidara sighed, he knew Akigo wasn't happy about being the Daimyo's son who was supposed to be a ninja worthy of praise from the Daimyo himself. And Akigo didn't like the pressure, and neither did Naruto or Deidara or Sasuke. Akigo was always the black sheep, even though he was a well respected black sheep, and he never had many friends, not because his parents disapproved, but because they didn't like Akigo's abnormalities, and that made him loose a lot of motivation to become a great shinobi.

"I don't know what you're worried about, un. I was a great ninja for eighteen years and I still am, I'm totally bad-ass!" Deidara said forgetting to keep out the foul words. Akigo smiled and walked inside the castle, "Yup! You're right, mum! I'll become totally bad-ass just like you want, nan!" Akigo teased. Deidara woke up from his fantasy to realize what he just did to his son, "Uh, Akigo, you don't have to be THAT bad-ass, un!" Deidara said worriedly, "Only a LITTLE bad-ass, un!!" Deidara said going in after Akigo. "Okay, mum. I'll be a good little bad-ass just like mummy wanted!" Akigo teased, Deidara realized it was no use talking to him, he had to figure out he's at risk of having the criminal genes in him. Too bad Deidara neglected to mention that HE was a criminal and his father was a Puppet, then Akigo would really try to behave.

Fortunately, Sasori never made any other appearances besides the last one twelve years ago.

He was the daddy no one ever talked about.

And the daddy Akigo never knew about.

"Naruto-Danna, un!" Deidara called out into the castle, no one was there at the moment, but he said he'd be here around now. "Hey pops, nan!" Akigo called after his mom, as you can tell, Akigo has picked up the idea of a speech impediment from Deidara, hoping it will strengthen their bond, since he feels he is different from his parents because of his hair, he always felt like something wasn't right, but he was told that Naruto was his father and Deidara was his mother, making him feel more secure about his looks. He also wanted one because he thought it was "Cool". Deidara's only response was "That's My Boy, Un!" and left it at that.

"Hey guys!" a voice called from somewhere in the air, suddenly, a cloud of smoke burst into the room, leaving behind the Daimyo of Masako: Uzumaki Naruto.

"Danna!" Deidara cheered, he walked over to Naruto and hugged him. Akigo followed Deidara and went into the right hall, "What's for dinner, nan?" Akigo asked. Naruto whimpered, Deidara shook his head with a smile, "Ramen is NOT dinner, un." Deidara said. Akigo and Naruto both whimpered, Deidara sighed, "Fine un. We can go get ramen. But HOW do you eat so much ramen, un?" Deidara asked, Naruto and Akigo shrugged, "We just do." they both said, Akigo added in a "Nan" at the end.

"I'll get Sasuke-San, un!" Deidara said happily, Naruto and Akigo looked scared, "Do you think he's gonna get us, nan?" Akigo asked. "Our ramen love cannot be cured, but he's gonna get ME tonight." Naruto said scared. Deidara came back with Sasuke and they walked out to get some ramen.

Meanwhile...

"Are you sure this is what you need to do, my lady?"

It was about thirty minutes away from Masako, a woman with pink hair and her assistant were discussing what to do when they arrive in Masako Village. "I just want to know that he's okay. After all, he was kidnapped by that Akatsuki twelve years ago. It's amazing he became a Daimyo." The pink-haired woman said. The assistant nodded. "We're all relieved that he's okay. But what happened to the Akatsuki?" the assistant asked. "He must have been successfully executed. There was no more information than that Naruto-Kun was alive and married, even though I don't know to whom. She must be very happy." the Pink-haired woman said, the assistant agreed.

"And now I can get back my former team mate. I, Haruno Sakura, vow to bring back Naruto-Kun to Konoha!"

Back with Naruto...

"That was great! Arigatou, Sansou-San!" Naruto said to the shop owner after dinner. Deidara, Sasuke, and Akigo waved goodbye to Sansou and headed back to the castle.

"Hey Sasuke, can I go on a mission with you tomorrow, nan?" Akigo asked. Sasuke shrugged, "I don't see why not. After all, our village lets you choose if you want partners." Sasuke looked at Deidara, Deidara nodded, "I'm fine with it, un. Naruto-Danna?" Deidara asked. Naruto nodded, "How about we all go?" Naruto suggested. "Cool! It's like a family mission, nan!" Akigo cheered, "Let's go check out that deserted old Akatsuki base, nan!" Akigo said. Deidara stopped dead in his tracks, "Akigo, HOW do you know about that base, un?" Deidara asked, "It's been discussed at the academy, nan. Everyone wants to go there." Akigo said.

"Uh...I'll think about it, un.." Deidara said, Naruto looked at Deidara, "Wanna talk about something?" Naruto asked. "Un, when we get back." Deidara said. Hopefully this wont turn out badly.

But that's not how the story goes.

Back at the castle, Sasuke was in his room going over the new peace treaty he had received from an unknown village, tonight he intended on finding out where it was from. Akigo was in his bed supposedly asleep. As for Naruto and Deidara...they were going over what Akigo had asked them earlier.

"I really think he should go, un." Deidara said.

"What if he asks about Akatsuki?" Naruto aksed.

"It's time he figured it out, un. I was an Akatsuki, and so was his father." Deidara said. Naruto sat down on their bed and sighed. "I guess you're right. He needs to know about Sasori sometime, but how will he take it?" Naruto asked. Deidara shrugged, "We'll just tell him when the time is right, un." Deidara said as he sat down next to Naruto. "In the meantime, why don't we have a little fun, un." Deidara said seductively, over time Deidara had gained dominance in bed, making Naruto the Uke. Naruto figured it was bound to happen since Deidara was older and slightly stronger than him, and Nartuo took that pretty well. Sasuke, on the other hand, was worried deeply for Naruto in a more comical sense than really being concerned. Akigo, being fine with the fact his mother was male, saw this as normal behavior, that truly DID worry Sasuke. What were Deidara and Naruto teaching him?

"Fine, let's get it ON, Dei-Kun!" Naruto said in an Uke-ish voice, Deidara suddenly pushed Naruto up to the wall and began to tongue wrestle with him, both removing each other's shirts as they made out, completely ignoring the sound of the door opening, and the sound of Akigo shouting "Cool, nan!".

"I think someone's in here, un." Deidara said blushing, he and Naruto looked over to see Akigo, staring at their topless bodies. "Don't mind me, continue, nan." Akigo said politely, Deidara and Naruto sighed, they never really had any alone time together, which made Sasuke wonder how they kept such a strong relationship, but they always seemed to be happy with each other. That was good enough for him.

"Someone's at the door, nan. She said her name was Skankura." Akigo said, Deidara looked confused, "Better go see who it is, un." Deidara said, he went over to the main door only to be attacked and pinned to the wall by the woman there, Deidara remembered her from somewhere, but couldn't quite remember where.

"Where is Naruto-Kun, you despicable Akatsuki?!" the woman barked, Deidara pushed her off and went to get Naruto, when he returned with Naruto and Sasuke at guard, the two ex-Konoha nin were stunned at who was there.

"Sa-Sakura?!"

End of chapter 1, dattebayo.

Yes, this is the best I could do, obviously Sakura is not the good guy, just for you Sakura haters out there...AKA the rest of the world.

The real reason I couldn't do this earlier was I'm too overworked, I need some time to think, so this MIGHT take awhile, un.

Arigatou!

If the sequel isn't as good as the original, Don't say I didn't try...