TOP 10 Reasons

Understandably, X-Filer was absolutely pissed when he heard they had delayed the release of the X-Files "I Want To Believe" by another week. This was the only cinema he had access to and it was impossible for him to travel kilometers to the next theatre.

"Look." X-Filer banged his hands on the desk, "I demand that you release I Want To Believe when you said you would."

Being frightened, the cashier called the manager to come down and talk to the crazed lunatic, "Yes?" The snotty nosed manager asked.

"I demand that you release I Want To Believe when you said you would." X-Filer said, "And if not, sooner."

"How about you give me ten reasons why I should?" The manager asked.

"Listen here you snotty-nosed, green-behind-the-ears, stuck-up punk!" X-Filer yelled, "I don't want to play that game. My sister invented that game."

"Come on." The manager said, "But you can't mention the X-File series or the movies."

"That's not fair." X-Filer said.

"You don't have a choice do you?" The Manager said.

"Yes Bill." X-Filer said sarcastically, "I got up at six am this morning."

"That's suppose to make me release the movie early because..." The manager prodded.

"Guess not… I wrote five stories for Fanfiction last month." X-Filer said.

"For fan what?"

"Alright… Jupiter has more than one moon." X-Filer said desperately.

"You want me to release the movie earlier because you know astronomy?"

"How about?" X-Filer thought for a moment, "I got twenty bucks burning a whole in my pocket. No? I really love your popcorn?" X-Filer said.

The manager gave him some popcorn, "You're halfway there."

"I want you to release the movie because… I live up the street." X-Filer said, "How about you release the movie because I want you to."

"That's seven." The manager said.

"I saw a movie last night." X-Filer was really desperate.

"So did I." The manager said, "That means Jack."

"Forty two." X-Filer said.

"Forty two?" The manager was confused, "What?"

"That's the answer to the universe so it still counts." X-Filer said, "I dreamt about Dana Scully last night as well… And it was a very enjoyable dream."

"That wasn't so hard was it?" The Manager asked.

"So are you going to release the movie earlier."

"No." The Manager said.

"Why not?" X-Filer asked.

"Because I AM Bill." The Manager said.

X-Filer dumped the box of popcorn over the top of The Manager's head and made a run for it.