Dear future pen pal/date,
Bonjour, mes ami! Je m'apelle Francis Bonnefoy, et je suis de Paris, France. Et toi?
~le sigh~ I have learned overtime that the stupid language England made has contaminated this world and even Seychelles is speaking English! Mon dieu, it wounds me! So to spread my own l'amour, I will be sending letters to the world as Alfred, Toris, and Gilbert have done. And, it will be a fabuluex way to land a couple of dates, oui? ~wink, wink~
Just kidding. Of course, if you are pretty and speak French, I would probably lend you the key to my house.
Tiens, I am being serious here, monsieur/mademoiselle. Although France is the top tourist destination and always will be, many have been sending letters to… Le Russe? Que? What about France, the land of wine, pretty girls, and l'amour? Zut, it is such a shame to see even Alfred's children madly writing letters to Ivan. So I have decided to please the world as I have done in the past, whether they wanted it or not, to open my heart to you. My boss also has me working most of the day, so sadly, for both of us, mon cheri/cherie, I may not be able to get to you on time. Ah, the world so much crueler than it used to be, oui?
So anyone can write a letter to frère France whenever you'd like! Of course, if you prove to be someone worthy to talk to, I may give you more than a letter. ;)
Je vous prie d'agréer, Madame et Monsieur, l'expression de mas respectueuses salutations,
Francis Bonnefoy
If France already has one of these letter things, please, please, PLEASE tell me, okay? I'll take this fic down immediately if that's the case.
So, I'm taking French 1 as a freshman in high school in hopes to go to Paris and study art. (I wanna be an artist haha) And what better way to study than with our very own Francis? ~COUGHKOLRUSSIA'SMYFAVECOUGHCOUGHKOLKOL~
This letter idea was taken by PimpinSushi's "Ivan's Letters to the World", ciddleandbit's "Alfred's Letters to the World" and every other "Letters to the World" ficcy thingy.
I'm not doing the whole translations thing b/c there are too many translations here XD
So yeah! Please send in some letters to France b/c… well, he's FRANCE. XD