Hello everyone! This is I; Yokimoko-san, and my friend, Mokuze-san. We are feeling evil tonight after taking some Naruto quizzes, coming up with disturbing results…I PUNCHED A HOLE IN THE WALL BECAUSE OF IT!!!!
This is Mokuze here; I got named Sasuke THREE FREAKING TIMES!!! YUCK!
The Naruto stars are walking alone, when suddenly it gets really cold out. They take shelter in a cave, then rocks fall down, blocking them in. They can't get out, so Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Neji, Lee, TenTen, Temari, Kankurou, Gaara, Orochimaru(don't ask why), Chouji, Ino, Shikamaru, and Kakashi are stuck together, along with me and Mokuze-san(we made them trapped! Hehe! I told you we are EVIL!).
"Hey, guys. I have an idea." Sakura said, rummaging through her bag. "How 'bout we play Truth or Dare?"
Sasuke stands up and grunts. "My ass I will."
Mokuze-san picks up a large hammer on the ground and knocks Sasuke to the ground. "Like hell you won't." she laughed.
No one else cared, for Yokimoko had picked up a bow and arrow…and when she has a bow and arrow…STAND CLEAR! "Okay, then. To make things "fair", we'll use this bottle." Yokimoko said, taking out a blue bottle from her bag. "Anyone who doesn't want to play will be shot with my arrow. Anyone decline?" The crew shook their heads quickly. "Good."
And now we begin…"Sakura, you first." Mokuze-san stated, pointed her finger at Sakura. Sakura reached down and spun the bottle. It spun…and spun… "GOD DAMN!!! STOP THAT THING ALREADY!!" Mokuze yelled four minutes later. Finally, it slowed down, and landed on Sasuke.
"Okay, Sasuke, truth or dare?" Sakura asked, teasingly.
"Neither," Sasuke grunted.
"Sasuke…" Mokuze teased, and slammed the hammer down on his head.
"Fine! Fine! Truth damn it!" he screamed, rubbing his head.
"Who do you like most in this group?" Sakura asked, blushing.
Sasuke looked around, and saw something. "That log." He said, pointing to a mysterious log between him and Naruto. "At least it's not annoying!"
"You like a LOG!" Lee screamed.
Suddenly, the log floated over to Sasuke and cursed him. "Saaaaaasukkkkeeeeeee!" it whispered. "From now own, you will hit yourself in the gut after everything you say emo, and even speak at all!"
"So…the log's not annoying, huh?" Mokuze laughed. Sasuke glared at her, and then punched himself in the gut, with a shocked look on his face.
"Next!" Yokimoko yelled. "Naruto!" Naruto went and spun the bottle, it landed on Neji.
"Neji, truth or dare." Naruto said, eyeing him carefully.
"Dare." He answered calmly.
Not a good choice Neji…Yokimoko thought, and looked at Naruto. "Okay…I dare you to tell Mokuze-san she looks like a guy!" he screamed, and watched as Mokuze fumed.
"Okay…" he said, unworried, not knowing the fate in store for him. "Mokuze-san, you look like a man."
Mokuze immediately picked up her hammer and chased Neji, hitting him on the head until he fell unconscious. "Nice…" Yokimoko whispered, her eyes wide. "Since Neji was next…Temari!" As soon as Temari bent down to spin the bottle, Yokimoko shot an arrow right near her hand. "Uh-uh. I am giving you the dare!" Yokimoko laughed evilly. "Temari, I dare you to make out with Gaara for 1 minute straight!"
Temari did a death glare at Yokimoko, and looked over to Gaara. "Like hell I will! Make me you stupid-" Temari began, but Mokuze shut her up by pushing her with Gaara, and made sure she held her there for the full minute.
"Stupid what?" Yokimoko began, and stood up, bow wielded. Temari shook her hand as in 'never mind'. "Thought so."
Neji woke up, finally, and Mokuze glared at him, making him scurry over behind TenTen. "Hide me." He whispered, curling up.
Finally, the minute passed, and Temari and Gaara were released, gasping for air. "You damn!" she started, but was cut off because of Mokuze's deathly hammer. "Never mind." She grunted, and sat down, wiping her tongue, and Gaara fainted.
"Sasuke, you awake?" Sakura asked, worried about him.
"Shut up you…" again, interrupted by a punch in the gut. "Can someone…please…take…off…this…curse…PLEASE!…" he screamed in between punches.
Mokuze and Yokimoko laughed. "We won't release it, but rather weaken it. Don't want our target to die just yet." They said simultaneously. Mokuze lifted her hammer, and Yokimoko her bow. One slammed the hammer down on Sasuke, while Yokimoko shot an arrow on the hammer, loosening the curse.
"Now you will just do something embarrassing." Yokimoko stated.
"But we won't know what." Mokuze laughed.
Ino glared at the two evil witches, and almost attacked until she felt a harsh glare. "Don't.move.a.step.closer." Yokimoko cursed, and gripped her bow.
"Alright! Enough with the hostility sheesh!" Mokuze grunted, and slapped Yokimoko on the back of the head. "Only to Sasuke."
"Why me?"
"Oh…right…Orochimaru too."
"WTF?" Orochimaru screamed.
"WE make the rules, YOU follow. Got it, get it, good." Yokimoko laughed.
Now the interesting part…Yokimoko:Okay, now that I have calmed down, we can start playing for real. (note: the bottle is gone)
Mokuze: Yep. Now that the bottle's gone, WE decide who does who.
Sasuke: WTF! I wet my sheets at night.
Naruto: Sasuke….
Sakura: Oh god! The mental image is stuck!
Mokuze: (whispering to Yokimoko) Don't you think that's too strange?
Yokimoko: Uh-uh.
Neji: Is it safe to come out yet TenTen?
TenTen: No, the log is looking for you.
Neji: Is it made of plywood?!
Sasuke: Yep. I cry for my old teddy bear, Mr.Wuzzikins.
Lee: …Wuzzikins? (cracks up laughing, along with everyone else)
Neji: PLYWOOD KILLED MY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: I thought your father died for the sake of the clan?
Neji: The plywood had hypnotized him!
(everyone laughing harder, excluding Neji and Sasuke who was crying over "Mr. Wuzzikins.")
Mokuze: WTF? STOP!
Yokimoko: Yes, please. Oh, and Mokuze. You may have made Neji go crazy.
Mokuze: Like I give a crap. Anyways, Kakashi, your turn to ask someone of your choice.
Kakashi: Hmm…Ino.
Ino: Dare.
Kakashi: I dare you to read the first 2 pages of "Icha Icha Paradise".
Ino: Okay…(picks up book and reads, eyes growing wide and blushes flashing across her face)
Kakashi: Time up.
Ino: Holy crap…kill me. (faints)
Shikamaru: Did she just use her "Mind Transfer" Jutsu?
Kankurou: Yep, to the netherworld.
Chouji: Ino's dead??
Yokimoko: Close, but no…(bends down and revives her with her Jewel of the Ninth Power)
Sakura: Aw man!
Mokuze: Hinata!
Hinata: (who had been staring at Naruto this whole time) O-okay. Sakura.
Sakura: Truth.
Hinata: Do you like Naruto-kun?
Sakura: (blushes) Umm. Hey, Mokuze, can you knock out Naruto, Sasuke, and…oh wait, she's gone.
Mokuze: Sure thing! (picks hammer up and taps Naruto hard, but not deadly like a certain someone's, and slams Sasuke.)
Sakura: Yes.
TenTen: It took you that long to say yes?
Neji: Mokuze…
Yokimoko: Plywood…
Neji: DAMN YOU! AHHHHHHH! (runs away and slams into wall. Falls unconscious.
Yokimoko: Innocent.
Mokuze: My turn! Kankurou!
Kankurou: Dare
Mokuze: I dare you to do some "research" on anyone in this room.
Kankurou: Okay then…(starts to walk off)
Mokuze: FREEZE! You have to tell us who first!
Kankurou: Do I gotta?
Yokimoko: Do you want to live?
Kankurou: …Orochimaru…
Mokuze: YOU HAVE NO TASTE YOU GAYWAD!
Yokimoko: Now who's steamed?
Naruto: RUUUUN!
Mokuze: GET YOUR ASSES BACK HERE!
(group stops)
Yokimoko: (Shoots arrow at Mokuze, calming her down) Shut up will you, SHUT UP!
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