A/N: Okay, I hope you all are ready because here's the second fic to my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In the last fic, you read about Spencer Reid pulling pranks in the elevator, now in this one, it's all about Aaron Hotchner being annoying at the beach. I hope you like it. Anyway, here's chapter one.

Disclaimer: Jack and Aaron are not mine, but everyone else at the beach is.

''The great man is he who does not lose his child's-heart." ~Mencius, Book IV

Aaron Hotchner and his son, Jack were at the beach in Hawaii. They were both in their swimming trunks and they were both ready for some fun. They soon found an empty spot on the beach and sat down.

"Okay, buddy, what do you want to do first?" Hotch asked his son with a smile.

"Can we get some ice cream? I saw an ice cream stand when we first got here." Jack said.

"Sure thing, buddy. Let's go. Do you know what kind you want?" Hotch stood up and helped his son up.

"Mint chocolate chip cookie dough sounds really good." Jack said.

Hotch and Jack had found their way to the ice cream stand. A young Hawaiian woman in a blue bikini top and hula skirt with a white flower in her hair, stood behind the counter. She greeted Hotch and Jack with a smile.

"Aloha, welcome to Klahanie's Frozen Desserts Paradise. My name is Nicola. What can I get for the two of you?"

"I thought you said your name was Klahanie?" There was a look of confusion on Jack's face.

Nicola let out a small laugh and said, "Oh no sweetie. Klahanie is just the name of this place. My boss named it after his little girl. She's about your age."

"Oh, okay. Now I get it. I want a mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream cone, please. I don't know what kind of ice cream my daddy wants, yet. He hasn't decided." Jack said.

"I think I've made my decision. I'd like to have a chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream cone." Hotch said.

"Alright, I'll have them ready in just a few seconds. That'll be $2.00." Nicola said as Hotch handed her exactly $2.00.

Soon, Hotch and Jack received their ice cream cones and they thanked Nicola for them.

"Thank you." They both said.

"You're both very welcome. Come back again. Have a wonderful day." Nicola smiled.

Hotch and Jack were back at their spot on the beach, enjoying their ice cream cones.

"It's really pretty here, daddy. I really wish Beth could have came here with us. I bet she would love it here." Jack said.

"I wish she could be here too, but she really wanted to see her family." Hotch explained.

"Maybe she can come with us next time?" Jack suggested.

"I think she'd love that." Hotch said. "Did you know you've been here before?"

"I have? I don't remember being here before."

"That's because you were just a baby. I think you're favorite thing about this beach was the water, because you're mommy would always take you out into it and every time your feet touched the water, you always giggled."

Jack smiled, "Did mommy love it here too?"

"She sure did." Hotch smiled back at his son.

A few feet away from Hotch and Jack, were a group of children. The children were building a sand castle. Hotch and Jack both watched quietly, until Hotch shouted, "HEY! YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T A REAL CASTLE?!" This caught the attention of the children.

Clearly embarrassed by his father's actions, Jack slapped a hand to his own forehead and shook his head from side to side.

"YEAH, WE KNOW IT'S NOT REAL!" A little boy shouted back.

"OKAY, I WAS JUST MAKING SURE THAT YOU DID KNOW!" Hotch shouted back.

"Daddy, let's go swimming now. Please?" Jack pleaded, hoping to get his dad to stop shouting about sand castles.

"We can do that, but first we'll need to stop by the hotel room for a moment. I need to get something from there."

End of chapter one. So what did you all think? Be honest and leave a review, please. I'll have chapter two up as soon as possible.